Author Note: Wow, I never thought my boredom buster would be so popular! Thanks so much for all your great reviews and here's another chapter for you all to laugh yourselves silly over...at least I hope you will. It's sad really, but I still laugh when I read them...and I wrote them!
Hope you like them.
Enjoy!
Late one evening, the Doctor was passing the bathroom when he heard Rose singing in the shower.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves.
Get get get on your nerves.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves.
Get get get on your nerves.
"It isn't the only thing," the Doctor grumbled.
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Invisible space-ship - £20,000
Leather trousers - £40
Sonic Blaster - £5000
Standing naked infront of millions of viewers - Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
"I still don't get it," the Doctor muttered to himself as he switched the channel.
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Note to self: Never, ever, EVER let Rose borrow your electronics book with a whole chapter on how to install clappers.
Reason: Every electronic device will go on and off with one clap! Even the VCR which is recording the Tweenies!
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Not to self: Never, ever, EVER leave notes to self in easy to find places!
Reason: Rose and Jack will find them and make your life hell!
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Jack and Rose were showing each other their impressions one day, because they had nothing better to do.
It was Rose's turn, so she held her hands above her head and went "Oooooooooooh."
"What's that?" Jack asked.
"A ghost. You're turn."
So Jack turned his hands into claw shapes and growled. "What's this?"
"Dunno."
"A grizzly bear. You're turn."
Rose wrapped her arms round herself and began shivering and growling at the same time. "What's this?"
"Dunno."
"A polar bear. You're turn."
Jack grinned then started making chewing noises. Rose raised her eyebrows at him. "What's that?"
"A gummy bear!"
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Jack (for some unknown reason) is sharing a bath with a monkey.
The monkey goes "ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh," so Jack goes "Put some more cold water in then."
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"I bet, If you give me any name, I can sing you a song with that name in it," Rose said one day, and the Doctor's eyes brightened.
"Bet you couldn't."
"Bet I could."
"You couldn't. It's just not possible."
"It is, and I can prove it. Come on, I bet you £10 I can find a song with any name in it."
"Deal!" the Doctor said, shaking her hand. This was going to be one easy £10 to earn.
"So come on, give me any name you like," Rose insisted, so the Doctor thought for a moment, then he gave her his manic grin and said, "Ok. Blon Fel Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen."
"Right. I got a song with her name in. Wanna hear?" Rose asked after a moment of thinking. The Doctor nodded eagerly, determined that she couldn't do it.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Blon Fel Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen.
Happy birthday to you!
She sung triumphantly and the Doctor scowled, handing over his £10.
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"Jack, do you have any brothers or sisters?" Rose asked as the three of them sat on the beach one day.
"Yeah, I've got one brother and two sisters. Mind you, my sisters have two brothers. I can't quite work that out."
The Doctor looked thoughtfully at the hole he'd just dug and contemplated throwing himself in and hoping he drowned in the little puddle of water at the bottom.