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'Zabini… mate! It wasn't just a little talk there was it?' Theodore said slyly.

Blaise sighed. 'How did you know?'

'It's posted right here! You WERE snogging, weren't you? I can't believe it!' Theodore handed Blaise the "Zabini-Granger News".

'WHAT! This is all shit! I'm telling you, Granger didn't kiss me! She slapped me!' Blaise yelled. But no one was listening, they were all gathering around the group of Slytherin girls, Daphne Greengrass, Millicent Bulstrode and Heidi Copper, the Slytherin leaders of SGU.

'Oh great, more singing…' Blaise thought. He was right.

Daphne stepped up in on the stage which Heidi has conjured. 'Okay, everyone. This time, we'll all sing it!' Then they started it…

Romance is blooming,

In fifth year, all the same.

Hermione finds Blaise

A charming gentleman.

Blaise should think the same,

Hermione is smart,

She has a great future right in,

Front of her own eyes.

Get together, get together,

Hermione and Blaise.

When they meet just face to face,

Hermione goes red, hey!

Get together, get together,

Hermione and Blaise.

We like the name Hermione Zabini,

Don't spoil it away!

Blaise sighed. It looks like everyone in Slytherin have joined in, even his buddies. The only ones that didn't were Draco Malfoy, and his Crabbe and Goyle, but only because those two can't remember all the words. Draco was reading "Hogwarts: A History" on a giant armchair in the cold Slytherin dungeon. Blaise approached him, since Blaise knows for a fact that Malfoy is probably the only one that hasn't gone insane with the Romance Fever.

'Malfoy…' Blaise trailed off, as Draco looked up from his book.

'Yes, Zabini? Did you finally notice that I'm the only normal person in here?' Draco teased.

'Actually, yes. I need to talk to you about… stuff. Granger and I didn't actually kiss or anything there, she slapped me.' Blaise looked up. He swore that he saw a relieved look on Draco's face for a short moment. After that, Draco looked amused.

'I thought so too. But unfortunately Zabini, no one else will believe you, and I believe that this whole thing has a little impact on us Slytherins.'

Blaise snorted. 'Yeah, like getting us together with the Gryffindors, Ravenclaws spreading rumours on how Granger fell in love with me in a Potions lesson accident, Hufflepuffs snickering, Slytherins singing, Gryffindors holding a grudge against me… small impacts indeed.'

'You know I was being modest Zabini, now stop your whining. I'm sick of all this stupidity as well, so I am requesting you to actually… work together with me to stop all this nonsense.'

Blaise nodded. 'Firstly it was just a playful thing and now, Granger doesn't even like me to start with, but now the GODDAMN WHOLE POPULATION OF HOGWARTS thought that we kissed!' Blaise sighed with frustration. 'I hate Mondays. Especially when it's "Student Break Day". Why did Dumbledore even invent that? Students don't need breaks.'

'Strange, Zabini. You were the one who supported it in the first place.' Draco said mockingly.

'Did I? Well… screw that! I'm waiting until Tuesday, when there are finally OTHER people with common sense. Teachers.' Blaise then walked away, sick of all this. Draco smirked.


The Gryffindor common room was filled with just as much nonsense, only caused by Parvati Patil, Ginevra Weasley and Angelina Johnson, the people Hermione least expected (except for Parvati) to be the Gryffindor leaders of SGU. She gaped widely as she saw the Gryffindors sing "Get Together", except for the few stubborn ones like Ron, or confused ones like Neville Longbottom. Harry even joined in, but he said to Hermione it was just for fun, and the tune is catchy.

Hermione sighed, stressed. There was no one who would believe her, Ron might not be joining the SGU, but he repeatedly reminded Hermione how Slytherins don't appreciate Muggle-borns and Blaise is a jerk and all that.

Hermione decided to take a really good look at the "Zabini-Granger News", framed in the Gryffindor common room by SGU.


Hermione Granger couldn't resist the charms of Bad Boy Blaise, right after the Potions incident in both their third year in Hogwarts. As said, by one of Blaise's best friends, Pansy Parkinson "Granger was staring at him the whole lesson! It's like she's in a world of her own…' Of course, this is a risky romance, with all the quarrels between the house of the Lion and the Snake. Not only does Slytherins despise Muggle-borns like her, Hermione is also faced with her own friends turning against her for the romance. Mr. Ronald Weasley seems unwilling for this relationship to continue. (When asked for an interview, Mr. Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, only said "No comment") Draco Malfoy quoted 'It does seem like Weasel seem to have taken a liking to that Mudblood… well, if he's willing to ruin his pureblood heritage, so be it.' That comment also have shown how much Muggle-borns are unaccepted in the Slytherin society. Will the brave Gryffindor Hermione Granger let her love pull through? Will Slytherin and Gryffindor be more tolerable against each other? Will Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff keep watching without doing anything? We hope for the best for Hermione Granger.

Hermione felt like breaking the picture frame and ripping up the whole article with her own hands. She had to see Blaise. Now. From the last time she looked Blaise looks like he was sick of it as well. She approached Harry.

'Harry, can I borrow Hedwig for a moment?' Hermione asked. Harry shook his head. 'Sorry Hermione, I would, but Hedwig's wing is broken, remember?'

Of course! She was so distracted by this "Hermione loves Zabini" fest that she forgotten about Hedwig's own problem. She sighed, and thought of another way to contact Blaise. Then she got it!

Blaise was humming as he walked in to take his schoolwork. Then he saw a book that he didn't see before. It was a small empty book, with a black cover. He opened it. Nothing. Suddenly writings appeared just like that.

'Aaargh!' he screamed, and dropped the book. 'What the hell is this shit?'

He grabbed the book carefully, and opened it again to see the writing.

'Hey, Zabini. I'm sick of all this love fest. If you want to end it too, meet me at the place where I… kind of slapped you tonight at eight o' clock.' Blaise snorted. 'Yeah, "kind of" slapped me!' he thought. He kept the book in a pocket in his robe, careful not to show it to anyone. Imagine the heading "Granger & Zabini's Secret Way of Talk". Ha, like he wants another outbreak.


(Blaise's POV)

It's already eight o' clock, and it seems Granger is late. I tapped my foot against the floor impatiently, while that arrogant Malfoy kept going on about how untrustworthy Mudbloods are. I sighed with boredom, thinking maybe that was a prank a Ravenclaw pulled or something.

'Hey! Zabini!' a slight yell was heard. It was that Granger. I frowned with unappreciation.

'The one who makes the meeting is not supposed to be late, Mudblood.' Malfoy mocked.

'Shut up, Malfoy, or I'll do it. Wait a minute… Zabini! Why did you bring HIM along?'

'Apparently, he's another one of the "sane" beings around here…' I argued, smirking.

Granger gritted her teeth, since she didn't fancy Malfoy at all. 'Look, I just want this whole thing to end, since I don't like you Zabini, and now every freaking person in the whole school memorized the whole song! Except Ron… he's against SGU, but he still believes I'm in love with Mr. Effing Zabini over here…'

'I'm not "effing"! Now the whole Slytherin is all happy and peaceful with Gryffindorks… it feels… icky!' I argued back. She seemed stunned for a moment, not very happy I called her house Gryffindorks.'

'You know Zabini, if you say that in front of the SLYTHERINS now they're all going to beat you up. They're in some sort of… relation with the Gryffindors.' Malfoy told me. Whether I like it or not, it was a fact. I sighed with frustration.

'You seem to sigh a lot these days, Zabini. You use to snicker a lot, decided you're sick of that?' Granger asked mockingly.

I gave a sarcastic laugh. 'Yeah, and so do you Granger. Anyway, what's with that book thing?'

'Well… it was my method of informing you without causing any gossips. Now give it back.'

'I'm sorry, I can't. I lost your stupid survey anyway.' I replied cheekily.

'Not that, moron. And anyway, it's not mine, it's La…' Granger then trailed off. 'Anyway, give me that book back.' I wonder whose questionnaire it is anyway…

I handed her the book hastily. 'Thank you, Sir Cheekalot!' she said unwillingly, then put it in her own pocket. How dare she call me "Cheekalot"!

'Look Zabini, why don't we just meet at the Three Broomsticks at our next Hogsmeade weekend, shall we? Then I'll discuss my plans. And next time, try not to bring a ferret along, will you?'

Yeah, like I want to. Actually, I do, since Granger is the smartest in our grade, so she should be able to think up of something at least reasonable. Then I walked off, with Malfoy trailing behind me. Maybe she's right. I need a ferret scan.


This one is actually shorter than previous... but I promise a quite good Chapter Six! I enjoy writing this... and psstt... I might write a Draco/Hermione one soon too, but the only things I seem to write are Humour/Romance... I'll think of a different type of thing to write next time I get the idea (I'm not so angsty so it's hard to write those. I'm not dramatic either... shit...) for one. Thanks guys, especially Kichou who has been one of the most... reviewing... reviewers! Thanks to all other reviewers all just the same too! Byes!