Balladeer: Welcome back to Hazzard ya'll. I don't know about you, but I sure do hate to see Bo and Jess argue like that. Things sure do get pretty heated in Hazzard don't they? Ya'll stick around ya hear?
Later that night Daisy went to tell Jessie and Bo to come out to eat.
"Jessie. It's time to eat. C'mon out."
"Ok Daisy. I'll be out in a minute."
"Ok sugar." Daisy said. She then walked over to Bo and Luke's room. She knocked a couple of times and didn't get any answer.
"Bo? Bo it's time to eat sugar. C'mon dinners ready." Figuring he was asleep, Daisy opened the door. Instead of seeing Bo in his bed asleep, she saw something else.
"Hello little guy. I ain't never seen you around here before." Daisy said picking up what she found on Bo's bed. The little surprise she found on Bo's bed let out a small yawn and looked at her with sleepy looking eyes.
"Awww your sure a cutie. I wonder if Uncle Jesse will let me keep you."
"Meow."
('Daisy what are you talking about? It's me Bo. Hey put me down Daisy what do I look like a baby?'
"Hmmm… I wonder where Bo is."
"Meow"
('I'm right here Daisy. Why don't she see me? I mean after all she's holding me. Hey wait a minute, Daisy was never able to pick me up 'cept when I was a baby. Oh man what the hecks goin' on here?')
"Don't worry little guy. I'm sure Uncle Jesse'll let you stay."
('Your dang right he'll let me stay. He can't throw out his own nephew.')
"Meow"
It was then that Daisy noticed the window was open. She figured since Bo wasn't in the room that he must've taken off again. She didn't really worry none since he almost always takes off after him and Jess have one of their brawls. She looked from the window back to the
"So that must be how you got in here. Oh man Bo's gonna be in trouble when Uncle Jesse finds out he ran off again. I better go tell him. C'mon little guy." Daisy said as she walked out of the room with her not so new friend. Uncle Jesse, Luke, and Jessica were all sitting at the kitchen table waiting on her and Bo.
"Hey Uncle Jesse,"
"Where's Bo and what in tarnation do you have there?"
"It's a kitten. I found him on Bo's bed sleeping."
"Ok so where's Bo at?"
"Well you see the window was opened and I think he ran off again." Daisy said stroking the kittens head.
"Meow"
('Kitten? Has Daisy lost her mind? And why in the world is she carring me around for?')
Almost as if Jessie hadn't been in the kitchen when Daisy walked in,shelooked up.
"Awww he's sooooo cute!" Jessie said.
"I didn't know we had a cat. Did you know Uncle Jesse?" Luke asked.
"I found him on Bo's room sleeping."
"He sure is a cutie! But his fur is a weird color. It's almost blondish looking."Jessie said. "He kinda reminds me of Bo. Ya know it. Speaking of which, where is that meadow muffin?"
"He wasn't in the room. And the window was open too." Daisy said.
"Huh. Oh well it's his tail not mine." Jessie said. "But still this little guy is just to damn cute." Jessie said.
"Watch your mouth young lady. Would you like to be grounded even longer?" Jesse said in a firm tone.
"Sorry Uncle Jesse."
Bo was so confused at what everyone was talking about that he jumped down from Daisy's arms and ran towards the bathroom. Once there, he jumped onto the counter and looked in the mirror.
What Bo saw in the mirror was enough to cause any person to panic. Instead of the reflection that he was used to seeing, he saw the face of a cat with blondish colored fur and two big blue eyes, only they weren't what Bo was used to seeing. He had long whiskers and two pointed ears on the top of his head. His hair covered his whole face and body and it was long, soft, and fluffy.
('No wonder they all thought I was cute. Hey I could get used to this. All the girls will love me, and girls have a soft spot for cute animals i will be living the good life. Boy sis sure got her wish. Hopefully she won't find out it's me. And since I'm normally gone a few days when I run off, they won't suspect a thing. Hehehe. Bo Duke you old fox you er I mean cat, I'll have 'em waiting on me hand and foot, or in my case hand and paw.')
Daisy was walking around for her new friend not even suspecting that she's known him almost her whole life. Daisy found Bo still sitting on the counter looking in the mirror.
Balladeer: Well I sure didn't see that comin' did you? Bo sure is in a pickle now ain't he?
"Hey there you are little guy. Guess what? Uncle Jesse said you can stay. Ain't that good news?"
"Meow."
"C'mon I bet your hungry."
('Hehehe my plan is working. Although I have no idea how I became a cat. Oh well who cares. I'm gonna be livin' the good life now.')
After dinner the Dukes turned in for the night, each one knowing that Bo was always gone for a few nights when he took off. Luke left the bedroom door open incase Bo came back. But unaware to any of the Dukes Bo was right under their noses. Daisy took Bo into her and Jessie's room to sleep. After they both went to sleep, Bo walked into his and Luke's room and jumped up on his bed. He curled up under the blankets and layed his head down on the pillow and was asleep in minutes.
The next day Daisy was up bright and early to fix breakfast for everyone. She saw Bo come out of the bedroom and walk sleepily over to the kitchen table.
"Hey there little guy. Want to go into town with me today? I got to go to the store. I'll buy you a leash and collar so you can go into the stores with me ok."
"Meow."
('No one will suspect a thing. I won't mind a leash and collar as long as I get to go into town. All the girls will just adore me. My plan is working. Although I still want to know how I got turned into a cat. Oh well I'm living the good life now.')
After breakfast and chores was done, Daisy and Bo left for town. The first stop they made was to the local animal shelter. Daisy bought a collar that had little fish on it and a leash to match it. Surprised at how easily the kitten let her lead him on the leash, she decided to go on into town and take him in with her. Cooter saw Daisy get out of her jeep, Dixie and start to walk over to the bank to get some grocery money. Cooter ran over to her, and just now noticed that she was carrying something.
"Hey Daisy."
"Oh hey Cooter."
"Say what's that you got there?"
"Oh I found this little guy in Bo and Luke's room sleeping on Bo's bed. Speaking of which have you seen Bo today? He's run off again."
"No can't say I have. What did he do this time?"
"Let's just say him and Jess got into it again yesterday."
"Oh really. What'd she use this time?"
"Her hand, a big rock, a frying pan."
"A frying pan?" Cooter asked in disbelief.
"Yep. Well hate to rush of. Got to get this little guy some cat food and gotta pick up some groceries. Well talk to you later. Bye!"
"Bye!"
Bo was really mad at Daisy for telling Cooter about yesterday.
"Meow"
('How could she? I'll never hear the end of this. That is if I ever become human again. I'll have to give her a piece of my mind.' )
Boss Hogg just happened to be in the bank today. Counting money as usual. Rosco and Flash were also there with him.
"Rosco, do you know what you could be doin' right now instead of just standin' there like a bump on a log?"
"Khew khew uhhh… no Boss what can I be doin' instead of standin' here like a bump on a log?"
"You can be out there aresstin' those dang Duke boys!"
"Duke boys… you mean Bo n' Luke Duke? But Boss I ain't seen hide nor hair of them all day."
"Well go look for them so you can ticket them!"
"Ticket them for what Boss?"
"I don't know find some reason! Now git and take that flea bitten mutt with you!"
"Khew, c'mon Flash lets go." Rosco turned around and picked Flash up and walked out the office door. Daisy and Bo was standing in line. Daisy noticed Rosco and waved.
"Hey Rosco. How are ya?"
"Hey Daisy, I'm fine say have you seen Bo n' Luke?"
"Luke's at the farm and we ain't seen a sign of Bo since last night."
"Oh I see. Oh who's this little guy?" Rosco asked referring to the little blond kitten standing beside Daisy. Flash also seemed to notice him too.
"He sure is a cutie. Say what's his name?"
"I'm not sure yet. I haven't thought about it."
"You know who he reminds me of ya know with the yeller fur an' stuff?"
"No who Rosco?"
"He reminds me of little flowers. I mean with the yeller fur and all."
"Yeah I guess your right Rosco. That's it!"
"Ummm… what's it?" Rosco asked confused.
"I just figured out the perfect name for him."
"Uhhh… what's that?"
"The perfect name for him is Dandilion."
"Meow"
('Dandilion?.!.? What kind of name is that?')Daisy bent over and picked up 'Dandilion' for Rosco and Flash to see.
"Meow"
(' Uhhh... Hi Flash how are you today?')
"Woof"
('I'm fine. How'd you become a cat? The last time i remember seeing you was when you looked likemy 'pet'Rosco.')
(' Well it's a long story. I'll tell you later.')
"Well I better get goin' 'fore ol' Boss Hogg blows a circuit." Rosco said.
"Ok Rosco. If you see Bo can you tell him to high tale it home."
"Sure Daisy. Bye."
"Bye Rosco."
"Meow"
('Well see ya laer Flash.')
"Woof"
('See ya later Bo.')
After they left the bank, Daisy and Bo went to the store. The very moment Daisy and Bo walked into the store, almost every girl in the store who noticed Daisy and Bo walked over to see them. Everyone started to pet Bo and give comments on how cute he was. Bo didn't seem to mind any of the extra attention. After what felt like an eternity to both Daisy and Bo, they finally finished the shopping and headed home.
When they got back to the farm, Daisy let Bo off the leash to play. She went into the barn to gather some eggs for a special dinner surprise she was going to make.
"Hey Daisy. Say where's your little friend at?" Daisy was surprised and turned to see Jessica standing in the doorway of the living room.
"Oh he's outside playing. Guess what?"
"What?"
"I found the perfect name for him."
"What is it?"
"I named him Dandilion."
"Awwww thats a cute name. It really suits him ya know. Well I'm going to go find him and play with him for awhile. Bye Daisy."
"Bye Jess." Jess walked outside and saw 'Dandiloin' chasing the chickens. Jess decided to leave him alone for now and went back inside.
About an hour or so later Jess went back outside to find 'Dandiloin', but he was no where to be found. She looked all over the farm and to no avail. Little 'Dandilion' was gone.
Balladeer: BoyDandiloin sure is a strange name even for a cat. My sister once had a cat named Lily. Ol' Bo sure seems to be enjoying his new look though. Ya'll hang around ya hear?
Well thats the end of this chapter. hope ya'll liked it. Ya know Dandi- er i mean Bo really seems to be liking this new way of life. Getting attention from girls he was never able to get when he was human. Will he stay a cat forever or will I change him back? you'll just have to wait and see. (Of course he is much cuter this way ya know. Although he was real good looking as a human. ya'll just stick around ya here?
