DISCLAIMER: I do not own Anikin, Obi-Wan or Yoda. But I do borrow Obi for my own twisted amusement every now and then :P
"You may be 19, Anakin, but right now you're acting like a child!" Obi-Wan shouted at his grumpy apprentice.
The same apprentice who, at this moment was attempting to attack him, glared evilly. "You took it, Master! You're always taking my things! Rah!"
The Jedi Master easily side-stepped the malevolent advances of his angered apprentice. Sighing heavily, he tried to reason with the teen. "Anakin, be reasonable! It's only-"
"My best friend!" Anakin shouted. "Now, tell me where he is!"
"Now, Anakin- OW!" Obi-Wan rubbed his head and looked at Anakin in shock. "Did you… did you just throw a rock at me!"
Ani grinned angelicly with his hands behind his back. "No…"
Just then, a rock flew from the other side of the room, hitting Obi-wan right square in the back of his head. "Dammit, Ani! No using the force to throw rocks at your Master: Jedi Rule number 87!"
"They aren't rocks," Anakin said, condescendingly, "They're stones. Stones are smooth and rocks are rugged."
"Either way, you don't do it!"
"Why, does it lead to the Dark Side?" Anakin replied, mockingly.
Obi-Wan countered with a glare unbefitting of a Jedi Master. "No, but it does lead to an ass-kicking!"
And with those words, Anakin came into his first contact with Force Choke. He gurgled a few obscenities before crumbling to the ground, supposedly unconscious. As soon as Obi-Wan released him, Ani tackled his revered master with the fury of a thousand temper tantrums.
That was when Yoda walked in, clothed in nothing but a towel, dripping wet, and holding a strange yellow object in the shape of an animal. "Want to know what is going on, I do not; but belong to you, Anakin, I believe this does."
Anakin stopped in mid-attack, looking at Yoda with disgust. Across from him, Obi-Wan grinned mischievously.
"You… you put it…"
"Yup."
Anakin grimaced. "Eww… I don't want my rubber ducky anymore…"