Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men or G.I. Joe. Red Witch came up with the unique idea of The Misfits.

Logan walked out of his room and started going toward the kitchen. Then he paused at a unique sight.. "Now what?"

The upstairs hallway was decorated with various Valentines decorations. Complete with several Jamie clones glued to the walls. They were screaming in a monotone.

He opened his mouth, then paused when he heard a BANG.

Todd's voice was heard from downstairs. "It's ok! Kitty's cake protected us!"

"Not from me it won't!"

"No Kitty! Let me kill him!" Rogue yelled.

Logan sighed and walked down toward the sounds. Behind him, the clones continued to moan.

"What's going on here!" he yelled. Then he got bowled over by a laughing coyote being chased by Lance with a hammer.

Everyone paused at the sight.

"Lance?" Kitty yelled as he ran by. "Why is Lockheed glued to your hair?"

"Ask Trinity!" he yelled as Lockheed singed a light fixture. Then he ran out the front door after his manic imaginary mammal.

A singed Beast stumbled out of a hall closet. "Kitty… what was in those cookies of yours anyway?"

"Just a recipe I found on the internet."

Beast blinked as she handed him the printout. "Kitty… this is a recipe for Nitro."

Logan sighed and stood up. "The beer had better be in one piece."

Bobby sat in the living room, staring in shock at the oven door that had flown past his head with 2 inches to spare. It was imbedded in the wall, and had several heart shaped scorch marks on the inside part.

Jean and Scott smiled at each other as they got out of his car and started toward the mansion. Then they screamed as Coyote ran them over.

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" He exclaimed as he disappeared into thin air.

Lance ran up a few seconds later and stopped. "Great. Now those three Psychos turn off the McGuffin device…"

Lockheed sneezed and set Scott's hair on fire. He ran around screaming followed by Jean who finally telekinetically shoved him into the pool.

And in the background was heard a familiar voice.

"Shipwreck! Come back here and die like a man!"

"But Honeybunch! I thought women liked flowers!"

"Not from you! And not when you dig them out of my garden!"

As the insanity continued, several Jamies screamed with renewed vigor when Trinity appeared in front of them.

"We really need to thank Coyote someday. This is a great Valentine's gift."

Then they grinned at the helpless clones.

Meanwhile, at the Pit, a severely agitated Covergirl was chasing Moe, Larry, and Curly around with a baseball bat.

"What happened?" Moe yelled as he dodged a swing.

Larry gave him a confused look.

"What did you do, porcupine?"

He shrugged as he dodged another swing. "I tried to make some Valentine's wine…"

Covergirl snarled and tackled all three. They went flying into a wall and knocked themselves out.

Inside her apartment, the walls were decorated in three different shades of red.