Okay, you know the preview thingy in the last chapter. I'm sorry. I lied. Anyway... Thanks for those who reviewed. -gives them cookies and bits-

serenity-432 from (insert place here) wrote:
lol I love this! Crazy DDR players and blown up viedo games. If first chapters this good I can't wait to read the next!

OMG! YOU FAVED! -takes back the cookies and gives you an entire cake- Thank you! Really though, I think the women in this chapter is much more insane then the crazy DDR players you mentioned.

16forever from... somewhere...:
That was soo funny. I cried I was laughing at Joey so hard. Great job.

Yeah, it's kind of a shame he's probably hang around one more time to see Tea off before she leaves on a certain trip for doom. I will make sure he appears again in laterchapters to come but that will probably be while.

Diza of the Moon from another place:
This is one of the longest stories I've ever read. Keep writing I want to now what's happens next.

Yeah, I don't think I can do a chapter that long again. I had to keep going on that one or it would be and abrupt end... Well, I guess I could've put a part 1, part 2, in it. Ah well. I'll try not to be lazy so I can get the next chapter up soon.

MikoKikyou101 from... HI KIKYOU:
Lol I really liked the Chap.! I can't wait to read the rest..when it's out! laughs Poor Joey, he has no luck at all! . Well bye!
Your friend,
MikoKikyou101

Yay, you reviewed. -gives you ten extra cookies for being a friend- Yes, Joey doesn't have any luck... but in my stories neither does Seto... or anybody else, as matter of fact! Glad you enjoyed it. I hope you like this chappie even though I spoiled the entire chapter by telling you about it.

Okay, I warn you people things may go a bitrandom from here on out. Don't worry itwon't be too random hopefully, just enough to make you laugh. I don't think any of the characters will be umm... well... Out of character as I dislike some OOCness. I may screw up a few times on accident from trying to move the story along but it won't be anything way out there.

Again, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and if you still believe it belongs to me or anybody on I must tell you there's a magical thing called common sense.

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Chapter2 - Cold Eccentric Officer
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"Ninety-seven-cups-of-coffee–slurp-on-the-wall-slurp-Ninety-seven-cups-of-slurp-coffeeeeee-take-one-down-slurp-pass-it-around-slurp-ninety-six-cups-of-coffee-on-the-wall-slurp," sang a businesswoman between slurps of her 56th cup of coffee. It was a little hard for the other employees to understand her however, due to her speedy talking.

Her fellow co-workers stared at her, some with worry and others with annoyance.

"Okay Ms. Robinson, I think you've had enough coffee for one day," one of them stated.

"Don'ttellmewhatI'vehadenoughof!I'myoursupervisor!Speakingofwhichwhyaren'tyoudoingyourjob?I'myoursupervisorandyoursupposedtobedoingyourjob!Bytheway,coffeeisgood!Hasthebosstriedcoffee?It'sgood!" she said in an extremely quick and agitated manner.

"Excuse me, I didn't quite catch that," the co-worker replied, "You're talking at an amazingly rapid pace."

"NoI'mnot!Youjustthinktooslow!Getbacktowork!HAHAHA!-slurp."

The spooked tech master went silent and decided to back away. Maybe the lady had a point when she was telling them to go back to work and he definitely didn't trust her. At this extreme state of caffeine addiction she needed serious help. Besides, would you hang around a hyper maniac with a king-sized cup of HOT liquid?

Ms. Robinson continued to slurp coffee as she watched the corporate employee walk off. She was satisfied until the most horrid thing happened. She ran out of coffee.

"NOOOO!… Wait,whyamIscreaming?Ishouldgetanothercup!"

The coffee crazed supervisor zoomed down to the lobby knocking down anybody in her path, including several paper pushers, a visitor, and a preteen with long dark hair.

"COFFEE!"

Finally reaching her destination and nearly knocking the dispenser over, she whipped out her empty cup and began to refill it. Too bad for her, the dispenser was a bit too slow to her liking.

"Comeon!Comeon!Comeon!"

Quite a few people in the lobby turned their heads to witness the crazy lady. Some were quite scared while others sighed knowing her problem. When Robinson's cup was full she quickly whipped it to her lips to take a sip. She turned to see the people who were staring at her with blank expressions.

"What'reyoulookingat?" she snapped.

Most of viewers quickly went back to what they were doing wishing to stay out of any trouble with the insane women. However, Robinson scanned the lobby and picked out a person who seemed "out-of-line".

"Heyyou!Getbacktowork!" she commanded.

Amazingly, he understood her and nervously replied, "B-but I don't even work here."

"DO IT!"

"AHHHH!" The poor guy screamed immediately running out the door and leaving behind a suitcase read "Zero Gravity Tailoring."

Robinson took on a smile of triumph, convinced that she was doing a good job. This just scared the people in the lobby even more. After taking one more sip of her coffee she decided to retreat to her office.

Once she got there she slid into her fine black leather chair and leaned back, relaxing. It doesn't get any better than this for her.

"Ah…"

Unfortunately, her peace didn't last long as a dark voice came over her personal intercom.

"Ms. Robinson I would like to see you in my office immediately," it said with a tone that gave Robinson the chills. That voice belonged to the CEO of the company or in other words, her boss. She took a loud worried slurp of her coffee.

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Robinson walked into the well-lit office. It was warm but to her it seemed as cold as ice. She looked around. The office was much larger than her office, of course, but emptier. The supervisor's focus soon went to the front of the office where her fate resided. Behind a large desk there was a black computer chair with it's back turned to her. She took another loud slurp from her king-sized coffee cup trying to contain her fear of what's to come.

"It's about time you showed up," growled an intimidating voice from behind the chair.

"Umm… Heh… I…" she stumbled.

"I've heard that you still have a problem with caffeine," he continued.

"Sir, I've only been drinking a few cups a day. I don't understand what the others are complaining about," Robinson lied, trying to defuse the situation.

"When you say a few, do you mean fifty cups or seventy?" the employer asked. With the right tone it could've been a joke, but there was not even the slightest bit of humor in his voice.

"Seventy… I MEAN!… I only… I only drink…" the busted employee stuttered.

The lie didn't work and the situation wasn't turning any better due to her attempt at smooth talking her way out of it. She gulped and took another nervous slurp. Maybe silence would be better in this situtation.

"Let me remind you we've had this talk before, and frankly…" the CEO said as her turned his chair around to come face to face with Ms. Robinson, "… I think you should be grateful that you still have a job, Robinson."

The supervisor cowered as she noticed the fierce glare on his face. The guy was pretty young for a CEO, no older than eighteen years of age. His dark brown hair was short but smooth while his piercing blue eyes were cold and fierce. It was his job to protect the interests of the company and he intended to fulfill his obligation. This woman was beginning to be a possible and serious problem for the company. And it was beginning to get a bit personal for him…this woman was starting to tick him off with her erratic behavior. It was starting to scare off prospective clients.

"Mr. Kaiba, I can explain!" she shouted lunging forward and spilling a drop of coffee only millimeters away from Seto's hand. He smoothly withdrew his hand with a clear look of disgust.

"Umm… Sorry?" Robinson apologized, "Err… Please, I swear! Just give me another chance! A can quit drinking coffee all together!"

The CEO rolled his eyes.

"I highly doubt that."

"NO! I SWEAR! I WILL STOP!"

There was silence for a moment. The air for Robinson felt so cold around her as she noticed her boss's eyes narrow into a deathly icy glare. It was if she was frozen in time. She could hardly even breath.

"Whatever. I'll tell you what, since I'm feeling generous today I'll let you off with probation."

"WHAT? PROBATION?"

"Is there an echo in here? If you don't want to be on probation I can fire you and hire someone else to do the job. And from what I've heard I will have plenty of takers."

Robinson just stood there for a moment. Not sure how to react but a smile appeared on her face. At least she wasn't fired. This, she was extremely grateful for. Maybe a little too grateful.

"OH, THANK YOU MR. KAIBA! TRUST ME, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!" she burst out, forgetting she had coffee in hand.

Now this was a very sad situation indeed. In her excitement she had accidentally spilled about 60 of her dangerously hot beverage on Seto's face. She froze.

"AUGH!" he yelled covering his face with his hand.

"OH MY GOD! I am so sorry! I forgot I had coffee! Here, let me help you."

She whipped her hand to grab a handkerchief from her pocket but sadly she still wasn't paying attention and the other 40 of her coffee went toppling onto Kaiba's nice clean white business suit causing him even more burning agony not to mention a nasty stain.

"You dirty coffee-crazed…" he growled still in pain.

Robinson decided this would be an excellent time for her to leave. Things were certainly not going to get better for her if she hung around. She made for a silent dash out of the office and away from her furious boss. Just her luck, it didn't work. Seto snatched her shirt collar from behind and pulled her back with immense force.

"You're not going anywhere, Robinson!"

She gulped and turned around with a fake grin and gigantic sweat-drop.

"This doesn't happen to mean I'm fired, does it?"

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Several minutes later…

"Hey Seto!" said Mokuba cheerfully bursting into the office, "I just finished checking on… Hey, what happened to your suit?"

Seto looked up from his laptop with a somewhat exhausted expression on his face.

"There was a problem and I fixed it. The tailor should be here any minute," he replied blankly and went back to typing on his laptop.

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"Okay, see the coffee?" a middle aged man with a mustache asked as he held out a king sized cup of coffee, "Mmm… This is good coffee… You want some?"

"YES!" Robinson screamed jumping to snag the cup out of his hands.

Her only reward though was a 1000-volt shock from a wired metal helmet.

BZZT!

"Eeeeeeee!" she screamed.

"NO! NO COFFEE!" yelled the guy.

"This is cruel and unusual punishment!"

There was silence for a moment and the guy's angry expression turned to sympathy.

"Aww… I feel sorry ya… Here have the coffee?"

"Oh, thank-"

BZZT!

"AAAHHHH!"

Robinson fell to the floor twitching.

"Heh heh… I love this new job…"

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Okays, that's all for now. Thanks again to those who reviewed the last chapter. Please, give me your opinions on the story. I would like some constructive criticism but when I mean criticism I do not mean flames. There's a difference there. Oh yeah, and I'm thinking aboutwriting and uploading some of the other stories I've been thinkingof. These descriptions are kind of brief but tell me if you would be interested in any one of them please tell me in a review or e-mail me.

1. Well, in the one I'm most likely to write.Seto is being a jerk again and Tea gets the bad end of it. When anger overshadows her actions she ends up accidently turning him physically into a 5-year old boy.Tea has to help him change back before she goes crazy over his complaints, continued sarcasm, and wisecracks.

2. Second one. Setois stranded instrange storybook world. He's already in for a lot of struggles and annoyances trying to get out of the crazy place. The only thing that could make it worse ishe has to endure them with none other than Joey Wheeler. Trust me, Joey's not too thrilled about it either. Can they escape the insane world of submarine pirates, insane catgirls, and people who worship dogs? Or will they end up killing each other? You want to read it, tell me.

3. Okay, my last idea has already been found in several fanfictions but I'm doing this one in my ownversion. Because I never thought it would get his good and I'm unoriginal it's like a Freaky Friday switch with the fortune cookies. Joey and Seto are the victims. Simple as that.

Oh, by the way, none of my stories contain yaoi and probably never will. Sorry fans. That means no Seto x Joey.

Bleh, anyway, that's it. Buh bye and please review. I'm giving out free cheese nips and light bulbs this time.