Well, here is my awesome sequel! For a brief synopsis, Eragon gets ready for his date and finds a big surprise about Maud! After we finally found some money and a restaurant Saphira will fit in, someone plots his revenge against Eragon! Who is it and what will this scheming being come up with?
Eragon has come out of the bathroom and he is squeaky clean! Eragon sees a tuxedo I left him on his bed and a message.
Dear Eragon,
If you try to leave, we will find you! I have a tracking device in your foot, too! So tough beans mister! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
I also left you a tux for you to wear on your big date. Tootle-oo!
-monkeybait
Eragon blinked.
I do not understand how she can't be evil, Eragon thought to Saphira angrily. Not only does she make me date an idiot werecat, but she makes me wear this stupid thing!
Well, I guess it's what people in this time period wear when they go on dates.
Yeah, but a bow? Is that for men now? Because it's usually for women!
A fad is a fad.
Eragon unhappily places it in his hair. I feel silly.
You look silly.
Gee, thanks Saphira.
Hey, I call 'em when I see 'em.
Eragon walks out of the room. Sol and I can't help it. We laugh our heads off at his bizarre appearance.
"What?" Eragon asked, quite confused.
"Dude, what did you do with your bow tie?" Sol managed to say between breaths.
Eragon blinked again. "Is this not how you're supposed to wear it?"
"Ha, ha, ha- no!- ha, ha, ha!" I laughed. "You wear it, ha, ha, around your neck stupid!"
Bow… so… feminine! Eragon growled in his mind. He ripped it off. "It works better without it!"
"No, put it on again!" I shouted sadly. "You look hawt… like totally!"
"No! I refuse!" Eragon turned around. "If you keep laughing at me, I'm leaving! I don't care if whatever you say is true!"
Sol and I looked at each other.
"That's right! We'll find you!" I said. "As soon as this whole ordeal is over, we'll let you go back. So please? Just one more night of this and we'll leave you alone?" Sol and I gave him big Bambi eyes.
"Uh…" Eragon shrugged. "I guess I could do it for one more night… better than death…"
I'll never let you live this down.
It's your own fault!
Oh yeah, I forgot… I'm so awesome! Saphira grinned. Eragon sulkily walked away, dreading his dragon had betrayed him.
"How you doing, Maud?" I asked the werecat.
"Pretty good." She grinned. "I can't believe we tricked Eragon and Saphira into believing I'm a total moron! Won't he be surprised!"
"Yes, yes!" I said. "And what luck that you won, too…" Maud grinned.
"Anyway," I continued, "we'll break the news to him as soon as we get to the restaurant… I think he might actually be happier, but I'm sure there's a lot of bidders on e-bay who would pay big money for a photo of him totally freaked out."
All seemed to be running smoothly. Saphira and Eragon still didn't know, not to mention Eragon's life was all muddled up. I got to see Eragon with a bow on his head. And Maud actually had a brain (?). Gosh, who knew? But there was one thing I actually hadn't thought about… nor even knew about, for that matter.
Someone already had a crush on Maud. And not only that, but they were currently plotting their revengeful scheme of revenge!
Well, good first chapter? Send a review and say so, because I gotta know! XD