Yeah, chapter two, everyone loves chapter two!

Meanwhile, Angela was back at her humble house mixing toxins and highly poisonous chemicals that could burn off your flesh like she usually did. It was quite an interesting hobby. Plus it smelled like old toothpaste.

Angela busied herself with her hobby, while a certain someone that just so happened to stay with her paced back and forth in his bedroom.

"That fiendish fiend Eragon!" the creature said. "Thinking he can steal my beloved Maud…" He purred unhappily as he took out a picture of her and stared adoringly at it. "If only I could think of a way to thwart him in his evil tracks! He would not see it coming and then I could laugh to the sky about his naivety!" He laughed at the sky. "And now that I've got the laugh down, I should probably think of a way to get my revenge…" he said to himself. "Me! Solembum! Yes, that's right! The unexpected werecat! Me! Ha, ha, ha!"

"Who are you talking to?" Angela shouted from downstairs.

"No one." Solembum walked to where she was. "You wouldn't happen to have a few potions that would make someone fall asleep and forget who they are?"

Angela blinked suspiciously. "Why do you ask?"
"No reason…" Solembum whistled, then pointed out the window. "OMG, a highly flammable toxin is walking across the street!"

"WAIT! HOLD ON!" Angela grabbed a jar and a net and ran outside.

"What a moron." Solembum grabbed a few random ingredients. "That should last her a few good hours or so. And besides, making a potion can't be too hard." He threw the ingredients together and stirred. "… yuck. Smells like freeze-dried squid. Well, this can't be anything good… hey, why's it bubbling? Is there a flame underneath it? No, there's not… what's up with-?"

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!

"SOLEMBUM!" Solembum could hear Angela shouting from miles away. If indeed she was miles away and not right outside the house.

"Oh, no… oh, no…" Solembum thought. He quickly began sweeping, but Angela was there in seconds flat.

"SOLEMBUM, WHAT WAS THAT EXPLOSION ALL ABOUT? 'FESS UP!" Angela yelled as loud as she could.

"Explosion? I didn't hear any explosion," Solembum said innocently. "I was just sweeping up these ashes like a good werecat should."

"Yeah. Uh-huh. And where did these ashes come from in the first place?" Angela questioned, putting her hands on her hips.

"Um…" Solembum sighed. "Internet?"

"Try again."

"My dust collection exploded?"

"Three strikes and you're out, mister man."

"Okay, fine, maybe I did mix some ingredients!" Solembum said. "Happy?"

"Why?" Angela questioned.

"Revenge."

"On who? You don't have any enemies."

"Uh… sure I do…" Solembum said, trying to contemplate a new enemy on the spot. "His name is, uh… Don…"

"Uh-huh," said Angela, not really looking very believing.

"Yeah and he, uh… stole something from me… or something…" Solembum shrugged. "So, do you think you can whip up a potion like what I asked for?"

"Oh sure, but it'll charge you."

"WHAT? But we're friends!" the werecat shouted.

"True as that is, I can tell you're lying right now," Angela stated flatly.

"Oh." Maud frowned. "I still have an enemy though. I just don't want to tell you who it is. So there."

"Fine, whatever," said Angela. Then she suddenly hugged his furry head. "Awww, that is so CUTE! You have enemies!"

"If you don't let go of me, my claws are going to make it so you're as happy as I feel right now."

"Sorry." So Angela used her common sense and let go, and then started on a potion.

"Just you wait Eragon," Solembum said. "I will take back Maud from you! Me! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

I wonder who he's talking to, Angela asked herself.

Sorry! I know that took a long time. But I do have a very good reason! I'm sorry that I forgot to tell you, but from Thursday night to Monday night, I was in Washington D.C. with my school! It was pretty fun, even though a lot of people got food poisoning. Anyway, I don't know if I'll be able to write anything tonight, so I'm writing this in the morning!

So many people have reviewed! I'd just like to thank you all!