Yay, chapter three! My chapters might get a little more delayed. Lot's of homework. Yecch!

Eragon sat in the now empty restaurant (no, it was empty when he got there, silly!) with Saphira. Eragon decided not to speak in his head because no one was around (or were they…?).

"Maybe that girl is lying about what she put in my foot. Then we could leave. Like, right now."

Or maybe she's not. It's not worth the risk.

"I think she just made up the number googolplex."

Or if she didn't you're going to die.

"Saphira, you're not helping."

Yeah, well you're in love with an elf princess.

Eragon blinked. "And that has to do with what we're talking about how…?"

It's a good comeback, is it not?

"It's not."

You're just jealous.

"Jealous? What do I have to be JEALOUS about? That you can fly? That you're taller than me? That you have big pointy teeth?"

Not only that, but I have a comeback and you don't. So there. Saphira stuck out her tongue at him. Eragon growled.

"Holy cheese, Saphira."

Was that a comeback?

"NO!" Eragon yelled.

"No what?" I asked, coming in the doorway with Soledad, Bub, Earl, and Maud.

"I wasn't talking to you," Eragon said. "But never mind. Let's just get this stupid thing over with."

Someone they hadn't seen was hanging from the ceiling dressed in all black and looking much like a ninja.

"Yes, Eragon," the suspicious ninja who we probably all know said. "Fight with your silly dragon now… for it might be the only fight you have with her again! Because I will prevail! Me! Solembum! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"Do you guys hear anything?" Eragon asked, looking around.

"No," I said. Bub and Earl nodded in agreement, but figured they'd heard voices in their heads. Maud started scratching the walls, pretending to be mad that we pretended to declaw her.

Eragon looked around, but he could still not see the ninja-tastic Solembum.

"Okay, well we'll leave you alone… except for these camera men!" I said. Seventeen camera men walked in. Each of them had three cameras, ten workers, and a doughnut boy.

"Excuse me?" Eragon said blinking. "Why do you need seventeen cameras?"

"You wouldn't understand, it is SO complicated," I said, merely because I didn't know either. "Just pretend like they aren't here."

"HOW!"

"USE YOUR IMAGINATION! IF YOU WERE BORN WITH ONE!" I yelled back and closed my eyes. "See? They're all gone. No one here but me, myself, and that pretty unicorn…" I began stroking a table and telling it how pretty its mane was.

Argh. I'm sorry. I need to post this now. The chapters might be coming less and less. First Washington. Right after that, the teachers just threw homework in our faces. Especially my Social Studies teacher. I like her, but there was just so much work! And then on the weekend, I got sick. Not bad sick, like throwing up sick. Sick like you don't feel like doing anything but sitting in front of the TV with your mouth open because you don't have the energy to hold it close and your eyes slits, lids raised just enough to watch cartoons. That kind of sick.

So sorry! I will try harder. I decided to use bananasrokk's idea. :D