Taking Back The Neighborhood
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee
Chapter 1: Don't Breathe
After Noah Puckerman was blinded overseas, he came home to a neighborhood that was on edge due to a string of home invasion robberies. No one had caught the thieves, and the police were running out of leads. Then one night, while Quinn was out of town, Noah woke up to the sound of glass breaking and grabbed his shotgun out from under the bed. He could hear someone breathing, and as he cocked his gun he heard someone whisper, "Holy shit he has a gun! Fuck!" Then another voice says, "Shut up, man, he can hear you!" Then Noah smells someone's body odor before he aims the gun and fires. Soon he hears someone scream, "Holy fuck my knee!"
This makes Noah ask, "You punks ever watch the movie, Don't Breathe?" Before he hears someone whisper, "God, he's going to kill us!" and the other voice whispers, "Shut the hell up, man!" Then Noah smells the scent of blood before he aims his gun again and fires. This time the other person screams, "God, my knee is shattered! Fuck!" Then a female voice whispered, "Let's just go! He can't ID us anyway!" Noah aims his gun one more time before saying, "There are other ways to ID a person, bitch!" Then he shoots again and hears the female scream, "My hip! Let's get out of here!"
Soon, Noah hears the police arrive and smiles as he hears Quinn scream, "This is my house and the man with the gun is my husband! He was blinded overseas!" Then, as Noah walks outside, he hears clapping and a male voice says, "Private Puckerman, my name is Michael Young and in all my years in law enforcement I have never seen anyone quite like you. Ha, I bet those punks will think twice about trying to rob you again." Noah smirks and says, "Ha, I think one of them shit themselves before you guys arrived." Then Noah hears someone say, "God, I think this guy needs a shower!" Before the others started to laugh.
Later, at the police station, Noah is listening to different voices on a tape recorder as he ID's the voices of the three kids that tried to rob him. After identifying the three voices, he heard an old lady say, "Which one of you is the person that helped put these punk kids away?" Noah stands up and says, "Private Noah Puckerman at your service, ma'am." Soon the old lady was laughing and saying, "It took a blind man one night to catch those punks and you morons spent three months trying to find them!"
This made Noah chuckle before he heard the old lady say, "Ha, I was watching Don't Breathe the night they came to my house. Those punks thought that would never happen to them. Well, at least you weren't hiding a dirty little secret like the guy in the movie." This made Noah say, "I might be blind, but I'm not a psycho, Ma'am."
Then he hears the voice of the female that tried to rob him say, "Could've fooled me!" Before Noah says, "Bitch, I'm not the one that tried to rob a blind man here! Now, if you want to talk about crazy. I think that was crazy! You thought you were robbing a defenseless blind man that couldn't fight back and found out you were wrong." Then Quinn says, "You're lucky all you got was shot in the hip, bitch!" As Noah tries to keep her from attacking the other girl.
While they were there, they learned the names of the robbers were Sabrina Duncan, Robert Duncan, and Tom Stone. Sabrina and Robert were cousins. Tom was Sabrina's boyfriend, and the whole robbery plan was Sabrina's. The funny thing was she got the idea for the robberies from the movie Don't Breathe. She just didn't count on Noah being just as ready to fight as The Blind Man in the movie.
Chapter 2 will be up soon. I know it's short, but I wanted the next chapter to be about a new set of robbers that Puck gets the better of. Besides, that just makes you come back for more if I keep the chapters short.