Yo peoples sorry its been taking me so long for an update or a new series, (all other stories are on Hiatus; or on hold) but here it is! O and a few stray Kunouichi (me, Keito, Kieran and Enju) will be crashing the party too. I'll take request as soon as u give em and try to have em up on time. (no Yaoi or Yuri , sorry) peace love and donuts people! (Vash quote) JOLT SODA IS INVOLVED!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the character Nami Mitsu enjoy the cast list (and Monty Python comments)

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Cast
Nami Mitsu as… head of special moose effects, Jk, herself (ME!)

Keitorin as… creator of Moose Costumes , jk herself (Keito)

Shimauma-sensei as…Moose choreographer , jk, herself (Kieran)

Naruto Uzumaki as Himself (s)

Sasuke Uchiha as… himself

Sakura Haruno as… herself

Kakashi Hatake as… Bob, just kidding, Himself

Sabaku no Gaara as… Himself

Itachi Uchiha as… himself Keito dragged him

Shikamaru Nara as… Himself

Ino Yamanaka as… Mary queen of Scots, jk, herself

Choji Akimichi as… Himself

Kiba Inuzuka as… Himself

Hinata Hyuga as… herself

Neji Hyuga as… Himself

Master Iruka as… Himself

Jiraiya as …the super pervert

Kyuubi as…itself

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No one knew quite how they got there, but there they were; 17 Shinobi and Kunoichi all in a karaoke lounge. "what the hell are we doing here!" Keitorin shouted, to no one in particular. "pipe down, it doesn't matter, but I blame them" Nami pointed an accusing finger towards Kakashi-sensei, Iruka-sensei, and Shimauma-sensei . "now now we're as innocent as you guys" Kakashi said falsely. "well anyways were at a Karaoke lounge, so someone do some karaoke" Shi-sensei said.

An awkward silence filled the room. Sasuke stood of in the corner, trying to look cool though that was hard with Keitorin hanging on his arm and Sakura fawning over him "Sasuke-kun, sing a song for me!" Keitorin said, hearts in her eyes. "No, He'll sing a song for me!" the pink haired girl said, anger very apparent in her eyes. Shikamaru and Ino watched this 'lovers quarrel' from on of the couches "how bothersome" Shikamaru said as he rubbed his temple. "they'll never give up" Ino sighed, true she had gotten over her fascination of Sasuke and found someone more…close. (A.N: cough,coughShikacough Maru couch, couch)

Nami and Naruto were sitting on some chairs rambling on about ramen. "my faves are beef and Miso, how bout you?" Nami asked him curiously. "Same here!" (A.N.: I don't know his real fave flavor) The others all stood in various places, except anywhere near the karaoke machine. Minutes passed and still nothing, all conversations stopped. Nami whispered something to Naruto, a sly grin appeared on his face. All eyes were on him, o please tell me he's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do Sakura groaned at the thought. that idiot, he's going to make us look like fools Sasuke thought as he looked at his blond teammate. this will be interesting all the jounins' (and one chuunin) seemed to think. Naruto walked to the machine, browsed through the sings then turned back to the small crowd, "Shadow Clone no Jutsu" he said, other Naruto appeared. One of The Narutos pressed the button. The title of the song shown on the screen:

I think I'm a clone now- weird Al Yankovic

Half of the crowd rolled their eyes. As the Narutos began to sing…

(Naruto 1)
Isn't it strange...? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say...if only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say...

(Naruto 2)
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Look at the way...we go out walking close together
I guess you could say...I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view...

(Naruto 1)

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin' in stereo, it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza, so I say...

(both Narutos)

I think I'm a clone now
Another one of me's always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
Thats my genetic twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

He finished the song and undid the jutsu, the crowd actually laughed, well Sasuke didn't cuz, he's well Sasuke. Things started to liven up, " I'll go!" Sakura piped, she let her iron grip off of Keitorin, whom she had gotten into a fight with earlier. Keitorin put down her Kunai. Sakura pranced up to the machine, clicked a song and turned to the crowd "this is dedicated to My Sasuke-kun" Ignoring the death glare she was receiving from Keitorin. Sasuke looked up after hearing his name, he instantly rolled his eye. The song title shown:
Addicted -Simple Plan

The others rolled their eyes, another attempt at his affection, bound to fail.

I heard you're doing okay
But I want you to know
I'm a dick
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy but you left anyway

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker

Since the day I met you
And after all we've been through
I'm still a dick
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd run a thousand miles to get you
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy
I did all that I could
Just to keep you
But you left anyway

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker

How long will I be waiting?
Until the end of time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't make you mine

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you

Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker

She bowed and walked off the stage, everyone's eyes were wide. "that was… interesting" Kakashi said to Iruka. "well she's your student" Iruka said with a laugh.

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who's next? First person to request/comment will choose. Sayonara, and thank you for reading.