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Marianne was now tumbling through the air, or the ground, at a very slow pace. She looked around her to see cupboards and tables scattered around the walls, but no White Rabbit. Marianne sniffed worriedly. Surely she should have hit the bottom of the hole? She folded her arms and waited for her feet to touch the ground. They did not. Her head did. She found herself upside down, her legs in the air, on a purple cushion. Marianne was confused, had she not been falling the other way round? Rolling off the cushion she stood up and looked at her new surroundings. It was a room filled with doors of all shapes and all sizes. Marianne knew where she was immediately. Alice had spoken about it so many times. She was in Wonderland.
"Drat!" Marianne exclaimed. That stupid rabbit, she thought angrily, has mistaken me for some Mary Ann girl and now I'm stuck here in this crazy place. She squeezed her eyes shut and tried to remember everything Alice had told her about Wonderland. The problem was Marianne had never listened. She opened her eyes. In front of her a glass table had appeared and upon it was a note, which read:-
Daer Mray Ann
I am vrey ecxietd taht I hvae funod you at lnog lsat. Pealse
go to my husoe as soon as is psosilbe. I wlil be awitaing
you trehe and all wlil be epxlianed.
The Withe Ribabt.
Marianne read the note twice, confusedly. Could the White Rabbit not spell properly or did everyone write this way in Wonderland? And how was she to get out of the room? Suddenly, words began to appear at the bottom of the letter. Tall, spindly writing spelled out the sentence 'Open the box'. Marianne obeyed and discovered to her amazement a large, ornate, gold key. The only door she could see with a gold lock was an extremely small one situated at the far end of the room.
"I can't fit through that!" Marianne snorted.
"Of course," said the letter, "only the key can fit in the lock."
"I meant the door..." Retorted Marianne, before trailing off as she realized the letter was talking.
"Pardon me for not introducing myself." The letter explained. "I never meant to startle you! I am Your Letter; here to guide and assist you through Wonderland. As I was saying, you can fit through the door but you have to open it first! Now, go on!" Marianne walked towards the door, got on her hands and knees and fitted the key into the lock. To her surprise the door swallowed the key, let out a rather loud burp, then swung open.
"Oh!" Gasped Marianne, who now stood up to face a large garden full of beautiful flowers and tall trees. In the middle of the garden, beginning at her feet, was a winding pathway that led between the two largest trees and vanished into the wood.
"Just follow the path, my dear." The letter told her. Vaguely, as she walked into the woods, she wondered how it could talk when it had no lips or tongue. It was all very strange and confusing.
"Where are we going?" She asked it as she neatly folded and placed it into her pocket.
"The White Rabbit's house, naturally." Came the muffled explanation. Marianne thought there was nothing 'natural' about any of it.
"Well, when we get there, I shall tell the White Rabbit that he has the wrong person entirely and that he should send me home immediately!" She sniffed.
"Are you always incorrect?" The letter asked, Marianne thought, quite rudely.
"Hmm?" Marianne frowned. "Of course I'm not!" She snapped.
"Then," replied the letter, "you are the right person." Confused by the letters illogical reasoning, Marianne was rendered speechless for a few minutes. She did not speak until she collided with a very fat, and very extinct, bird.
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