Edward…bumped into Col. Mustang in the hallway. All they said…
"Full…metal?"
"…Col. Mustang?"
They stared at each other. They stared for quite a while too. They looked…and stared.
Fullmetal and the Col. What a couple, huh? They stared at each other, for a long time. Until one spoke up.
"Just so YOU know…I don't like you" said Ed. "And….everyone has suspicions about us…and.."
"Ha. How cute Fullmetal." Roy smiling. "I think it's cute you're embarrassed"
Ed blushed furiously.
"WHAT! Cute's an insult to me! Don't call me cute!"
"Why would it be an insult?"
"I'm a man! You should know!" yelled Ed.
"Cute.Cute.Cute.Cute.Cute." smirked Roy.
"You suck." Ed said madly. "I hate you even more"
"Now. I'll replace hate with love I suppose?" Roy gave another smirk "It's because you love me that you're embarrassed, right?"
The hall became silent. Too silent.
"…..whatever" Quietly…Ed walked away.
"Hey." Roy said to Ed. "Do you think…maybe"
Ed's eyes widened. He imagined the thought of Mustang asking him to go out…
"Maybe…I mean…you don't HAVE to…but you know…I'd be …"
Ed blushed.
"Ok. I will." Ed said seriously. "But don't tell anyone.
Roy blinked.
"Why would anyone care if you were to clean my office?"
"WHAT!" Ed was mad. He imagined a quite different question.
"Thanks for volunteering though. I appreciate it. I'm off now. See ya"
That….JERK! The way he gives his sarcastic remarks…I hate that..that SMIRK!…I can't believe I'm in love with him!
Ed was shocked this time. He finally had heard it. His comment.
In…love with Mustang?
I can't believe it! I, Edward Elric, say that I'm in love with that moron, Mustang! I can hardly believe it! I can DO better! Why…? Why am I in love with him? I hardly find him attractive…I don't find him 'cute'…I don't find anything that's GREAT about that DAMN Mustang! I hate him! Why do I finally find myself…shudder in…LOVE with him! Why does this always happen to me…why do…why…WHY DO I LOVE THAT STUPID MORONIC COL. MUSTANG!
Edward thought this as Mustang walked away. As he stared at Mustang from behind. He really found nothing interesting about him at all.
Unless…Ed's attracted to idiotic people like Mustang.
To be continued.