When Harry met Emily
AN: We's still crazy...
Disclaimer:...but still not JKRowling!
Harry suddenly found himself waking up in a screwed enchanted forest. Just then an ugly rabid unicorn ran by(randomness! YAY!)
"HOW THE BLOODY HELL'D WE GET HERE!" shouted the adorable red-head. Emi smote Jo, for having to emphasise on his cuteness.
"HOW THE BLOODY HELL'D YOU GET HERE!" yelled Harry at RONNIE! Emi smacked Jo, her head hit the moniter.
Emi apologises for her cousin's obsession, and Ron will not be referred to as "RONNIE!" for the rest of the story.
The rabid unicorn bit Hermione, who was sleeping naked next to Ron.
Sirius showed up and killed them all, but Harry was too stupid to die, Ron was too cute to die, Hermione was too Ron's girlfriend to die. But died anyway, after Emi smacked Jo. The Dementeds-Emi smote Jo, again-Dementors came and took Sirius away to Azkaban, AGAIN. How the hell he got out, again, is a mystery, but it concerns toothpicks, BoBo, and pink, party dresses.
MOUSEY STILL LOVES YOU!
Harry yelled, "Who the hell's Mousey!"
"You're dead! So go be dead!" said Emi.
"Fine, be that way!" screamed Harry
Before we leave, the rabid unicorn's name was Moe. Just thought you should know.
The End
until the next end...