AN: all hope 4 Sanity abandoned us.
Disclaimer: I don't think we've turned Joanne Kathleen Rowling, yet.
Harry woke up one morning, he was being taken away by Jo, Emi was getting the boiling pot ready.
"HOW THE BLOODY HELL'D I GET HERE!" Harry yelled.
Jo put him down. "Meet Wanda, the satanic house elf!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will kill you and drink your blood unless you sell me your soul!"
"That's enough Wanda," said Emily, "Drop him in the pot!"
Jo dropped him. Harry fell.
Emi smote Jo so hard her Insanity went Insane. They decided they couldn't kill him, yet.
Harry woke up, all sweaty, he saw Hermione and Ron naked together, in bed, his bed. He went blind. He wandered out a window, and fell.
Emi smote Jo so hard her Insane Insanity went Insane. They decided they couldn't kill him, yet.
Harry woke up so sweaty, Ron was wearing a mask and had a chainsaw.
"It's just Ron."
"Ron" took the mask off. It was Moe the Rabid Unicorn! But wait, "Moe" pulled his mask off. It was Wanda! But, "Wanda" pulled her mask off, it was Hermione. It went Hermione to Draco to Dumbledore to Jo to Emi to BoBo to McGonnagol to Lupin to Voldemort to Zach Grumski to David Bryant to Cho Chang to Ginny to Fred/George(Harry couldn't tell the difference) to Moody to Moe, again(?) to Harry(?) to Luna.
He started making out with Luna. "Luna" took her mask off to reaveal Professor Snape, bio/gayfer that taught Potions at Hogwarts. Harry ran away. Once he was gone "Snape" took of HIS mask to reveal...
...DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH...
Emi: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!
!DEBI!
Then, Jo went pyro and set the School on fire, again.
MOUSEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE!
My partner is gone now I can RONNItize YOU!
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are you RONNItized yet?