AN: I'm very very very sorry for this next chapter. It will be difrant mainly Emi went back 2 her real home, I'm not writing this a three in the morning, only 10:30 at night.

AR: I Wants REVIEWS!

I'm a Sex Slave?
Harry woke up one afternoon tied up in the back Pr Snape's classroom.

Apparantly Pr Snape forgot Harry was dating Looney Binn Lovegoooood

Emi's "My-Partner-in-Evil-is-Ruining-my-Story" senses were tingling like a little boy after winning a watermelon eating contest. Sssssssssssso, she got out of bed and rode her bike 3 miles to Jo's house and smote her. And told her no insulting Luna. no matter how easy the crack is.
Soooo, anyway...

"HOW THE BLOODY HELL'D I GET IN HERE?" Harry yelled as Pr Snape, the gayfer, did a seductive walk into the room.

'Helloo...Harry..my boy toy...how's my sex slave?"

"I'm a sex slave?"

"I took you as a slave. You're a slave...I want sex...it all works out to evryones happiness."

"Except mine!" yelled Luna with a giant battery ram. "I want my Hare-Bear!"

"Sex Monkey!" exclaimed Harry. and Luna Gave him the LOOK. Luna left in a huff. And Harry was dispairing.

"Yippppeeee!" said Snape now alone with his Harry...and it got dark.

My Partner assures me if I don't take-out the following part must rate this M.

But i took it out...

Now what am I gonna do with Snape's black leather dress and sparkely pink bra?

After a wild night the two woke up to Jo standing above them. She was in her "my-arms-are-crossed-and-my-foot-is-tapping-and-you-will-explain-this" look.

"Uh...Happy Make Harry Potter Your Sex Slave Day?" said Snape...and I kept tapping that foot.

"Uh...we used condoms?" said Harry...and my arm stayed stiff.

"We were about to bring you your chocolate milk and donuts when you walked in?" said Luna who popped out of nowhere.

"That's better...you two be good." Jo said.

Wanda the Satanic House-Elf appeared and ate all the teachers in the room. Luna ate all the house elves. Ron ate all the Ravenclaws. Draco ate all the Cute Red Heads. Hermione ate all the purebloods. BoBo ate all the smart people. Moe ate all the dogs. Mousey ate all the rabid unicorns. And Jo ate Mousey. Jo reached deep in her stomach and found Ron and did about the same thing Snape did to Harry last night...

except Snape ain't a gal...Jo is. And Harry pervertedly watched and videotaped it. Then Ron, Jo and possibly Ron Jr ate donuts

Might be the sickest thing ever. I know I have issues.