OKAY I'm Katie! AND GUESS WHAT! I'M NOT JK ROWLING! SO I OWN ZIP!

JO's on maternity leave, because of the last chapter, and Emi's bustin' out of the Nut House!

So I will Do a Musical Number W/ the characters:

Song: I Can See Clearly Now Lyrics

Harry, taking off his glasses:

I can see clearly now, Crazy's gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (Luna: bright), bright (Luna: bright)
Both: Sun shiny day

Ron with casts on:

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone
All of the bad authors have disappeared
Here is the break I've been prayin' for
It's gonna be a bright (Hermione: bright), bright (Hermione: bright)
Both: Sun shiny day

Snape chasing Draco and Harry:

Look all around, there's nothin' but cute guys
Look straight ahead, nothin' but cute guys

Harry: I can see clearly now, the Crazy's gone
Ron: All of the bad authors have disappeared
Draco: Gone are the authors that had me bound
Moe: It's gonna be a bright (Hermione:bright), bright (Luna: bright)
Sun shiny day

Stop Draggin my Heart Around.

By Luna:

Harry, you come knocking on my front door
Same old line you used to use before
I said ya..."well...
what am I supposed to do
I didn't know what Snape was gonna do.."

So you've had a little fun with him
But my head "light" isn't dim
Stop draggin' him...
Stop draggin' him...
Stop draggin' That Snape around

It's hard to think about what you've done
It's hard to think about what you've lost
This doesn't have to be the big get condoms
This doesn't have to be anything at all

I know you really want to tell him good-bye
I know you really want to be your own girl

Harry, you could never look me in the eye
Yeah you did it with a male teacher
Stop draggin' him...
Stop draggin' him...
Stop draggin' That Snape around

There's teachers running 'round loose in the world
Ain't got nothing better to do
Than make a meal of some not-bright mind kid
You need someone looking after you

I know you really want to tell Snape good-bye
I know you really want to be your own girl

Harry, you could never look me in the eye
Yeah you did it with a male teacher
Stop draggin' him...
Stop draggin' him...
Stop draggin' Pr. Snape around

People are Strange

By The Wrongnamers

Seamus Uh..What's his face:

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

Draco Mouthboy:

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

Neville Bigbottom

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

Draco & Seamus:

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

And for are finale!

Simple Plan - Crazy

Sorry Simple Plan can't make it...Due to the fact we don't have the budget.

So instead...

Easy Idea - Insane

Harry:

Tell me what's wrong with this society
When everywhere I look, I see
Young girls dying to write weird things
They won't stop till they've killed me.

Ron:

Plastic surgery,
Computer animations in horror scenes
Telling them how I should be
It doesn't make sense to me.

Both:

Why is my author crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes,
You'll see that something is wrong.

Ron:

I guess things are not how they used to be
There's no more normal things
Author act like enemies
Making characters feel like it's World War III

Harry:

No one cares, no one's there
I guess we're all just too damn busy
And reviews are our first priority
It doesn't make sense to me

Both:

Why's my writer crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong

Hermione:

Are all the authors crazy?
Are all the authors crazy?

Harry:

Tell me what's wrong with this society
When everywhere I look I see
Writers writing 'bout big SUVs
While they're driving over me

Ron:

No one cares
that are author's brain ain't there!
I guess our life's unfair!

All:

Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something, something's really wrong

Just Ron & Hermione:

Is everybody's author crazy?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wro-

"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN HERE!"

Jo walks in, carrying Eli & Joseph.

"hey, boys!" says their father, Ronald.

"Is this song about me." Jo says her eyes flashing that "watch-what-you-say-or-your-sons-will-learn-a-couple-new-words" look.

"NOOO! It's about Emily...yah."

"The Emily your child's named after..."

"noo...a diffrent one..uh, how 'bout you go back to your office and I'll bring you some chocolate cake? 'k?"

"Fine," said Jo, "Harry better erase that tape. Or ELSE!"

MOUSEY LOVE YOU LOTS!

R&R!