Finished Reading HBP
Ch 6: Lavender Brown must be tortured
Harry Potter woke up. Lavender was trying to screw a sleeping Ron. Ron woke up.
"HOW THE BLOODIED HELL'D YOU GET IN HERE?" Won-Won screamed, "I dumped you! I'm screwing Hermione, now!"
Jo appeared and shot Lavender.
Emi, who's a closet HP fan due to parents and hasn't read the HBP, appeared and was shocked. "Why'd you do that?"
Jo explained to Emi about Lavender/Ron.
Emi made Lavender alive again and made a random A-Bomb hit her.
Jo made Lavender alive again and made a random H-Bomb hit her.
Emi made Lavender alive again and had fifty elephants run over her.
Jo, getting annoyed, made Lavender alive again and dropped her in a swirling vortex of doom.
Emi, getting jealous, made Lavender alive again and had atank shoot her in the head and her body got ran over.
Jo, getting competitive, made Lavender alive again and chopped off her arm and let her bleed to death.
Emi, getting competitive, made Lavender alive again and made her watch a movie that had on it every time Hermione and Ron had a "moment." Lavender eventually died.
Ron and Hermione screwed. Then, Snape shot Draco. Moe shot Snape. Moe bit Harry's ass. Harry's rabid butt ate Lavender. Lavender screamed for Ron. Ron couldn't here her over Hermione's screams of passion.
Then, Emi pushed the random blow-up the world button.
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