AN: we're back at three o'clock
D/C: We still don't even own our sanity
Harry Potter & The Angry Emi
(Guess what happens in this chapter!)
Harry woke up to Emi, who was not happy. She is also editing my writing as I type.
"HOW THE BLOODY HELL'D YOU GET IN HERE?" Harry yelled, shocked to see this insane-asylum fugitive, possibly armed and definately dangerous,in the Gryffindor boy's dormitory.
"I am The Evil Editor From Beyond The Grave! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Emi laughed maniacally, & completely ignoring his question. Then, for no apparent reason, she offered him a beer.
"You have serious issues!"he said, obviouslydisturbed,rubbing his eyes.
"Yes, I do have 'Sirius' issues!" said Emi, as she mumbled about JKRowling being an evil git for killing Sirius. She flippedHarry off and vanished.
"That was incredibly random andpointless."Harry said.
Sirius suddenly appeared.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" yelled Harry joyfully as he jumped up & down on his bed.
"ZEEKY BOOGEY DOOG!" Sirius randomly screeched and the whole world blew up. BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
"Hi!"said David. (He was some boy in my(Emi's) scienceclass in 6th grade.)
"CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE" The Pizza Man shouted as he killed the one with the evidence, of what, were not exactly sure yet.
Hermione ran in and screeched, "ZEEKY BOOGEY DOO-"
"NOOOOOOOOOO(breath)OOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ron yelled as he appeared and jumped to kiss Hermionebefore she could say "ZEEKY BOOGEY DOOG!"
Ooops.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Moe, the rabid unicorn, used his "SPECIAL" powers to make everything back to "NORMAL."
Harry woke up wearing a pink mini-skirt and had...boobs?
"AHHHHH!" Harryscreamed as he looked inaconveniently placedmirror to find that he and Hermione had switched bodies!
He was atThe Burrow.
"OH, CRAP! RON'S GONNA THINK I'M HERMIONE!and then he's gonna..." Harry couldn't find the voice to say what he feared.
"Oh, maybe they still haven't given in! Oh, wait, then why have they made out in the past six chapters." Then Harry got the bright idea to touch himself, errr, Hermione's body.
Then Jo shot the computer because the voices told her to.
To be continued. (After Jo's no longer grounded.)