When Harry met Emily
AN: this is the 1st chapter since i've discovered Lord of the Rings.
Disclaimer: I own...nothingness!
>:) mwahahaha
"Ron" Jo asked waking Ron up
"HOW THE BLOODY HELL'D YOU GET IN HERE!" screamed Ron.
"I'm taking one of your sons and leaving," Jo said.
"Thank GOD!" Ron said pulling the covers over his head, "Now it'll be just one crazy author."
"Actually," Jo said, "I'll still torture you. But I can't sleep with you anymore."
"THANK the Lord!" Ron said, "I was tired of explaining to 'Mione."
"Funny you said 'LORD' because..." Jo said, "His name's Pippin. He's in LotR."
"Oh REALLY, you're leaving me for a hobbit?" Ron screamed.
"Yepp."
"Oh well." Ron said, "Goodbye."
"From now on our relation is proffessional."
"Shit."
"ISN'T IT GREAT? NOW I CAN HURT YOU JUST AS MUCH AS THE REST!"
The Happy End!
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