AN: This was written on Jan 19. 2 months afterI found out about Pippin. This story chapter really doesn't fit in with the others but you'll see it in the end.

DC: Own nothing, nothing at all

The one with all the cheating

"I'm telling you 'No!' Why because we aren't seeing each other any more! Well your response was 'thank GOD!' I can't use my authoring-WELL UP YOURS TOO!" Jo hung up the phone.

"SUPRISE! Happy 2 Month Anniversary!" yelled Pippin from behind her.

"HOW THE BLOODY HELL'D YOU GET IN HERE!" Jo screamed.

"Who was that?" Pippin asked completely avoiding the question.

"Emi,"

"Why'd you tell Emi 'up yours?'" Pippin asked.

"Ready toget lunch?" Jo asked

"sure."

'Wow! he is oblivious to everything!' Jo thought

Some one knocked on the door.

"I'll get it!" Jo said, "you wait on the couch."

"Okay sweetie." Pippin said sitting down.

Jo opened the door. A young man about in his early 20's wearing a blue 1930's taxi driver hat stood in front of her.

"Jimmy!" Jo screamed and hugged the boy, "you're back. I've missed you."

"I tell you Skull Island is really screwed up." Jimmy said.

"I bet it was, honey," Jo finally stopped hugging Jimmy,

"Honey," Pippin said with a fake grin plastered on his face, "Who the hell is this?"

"Umm, well if i was a guy and you two were both girls. He's the mistress." Jo explained.

"Hi you must be Pippin." Jimmy said bending down to shake Pippin's hand.

"Don't mock my HEIGHT! and you KNEW ABOUT ME!" Pippin screamed.

"Pippin, I can explain. He was going off to and...He was destined to die...One night and broke it off! Well not that it. That it still fully functional. But relationship it."

"Why is he here now?"

"Hey I don't know what I do now!" Jimmy said. "The movie failed to mention what happens to me next!"

"My movie did that too," Pippin said, "my last words were 'hi!'"

"Mine was "Aaaaugh!" Jimmy said.

"Who was your director?"

"Peter Jackson."

"Me too."

Some one knocked on the door again.

"I'll get it!" Jo said, "you two wait on the couch."

"Okay sweetie." Pippin and Jimmy said sitting down.

Jo opened the door. A man about in his late 20's with writing on his hand and what looked like dyed blonde hair stood in front of her.

"Dominic!"

"Hey Jo. Wait that's the words to a song about killing your wife..." hepaused and when no one laughed, he made a face that said, 'tough crowd.' He walked in and Jo closed the door.

"And this is?" Pippin asked. Jimmy was reading a book and paying no attenton to this conversation.

"The other mistress," Jo mumbled.

"Well that makes me feel manly!" Dom said, "Don't worry Pipp. Nothing ever happened between us. EVER!" Dom gave Jo a "it-was-an-alcohol-fueled-act-of-stupidity-that-will-NOT-happen-again-because-what-happens-in-Vegas-will-forever-STAY-in-Vegas" look. Pippin didn't get this so he just took his word.

"Anyways, I'm just here to tell Jo that the LOST writers want her to give back the Virgin Mary statue, and that it DOES NOT have actual drugsin it."

"Dammit can't you just let me think what I want to think," Jo complained.

"Well that explains a lot." Pippin said.

"well can I have it back?" Dom asked.

"fine." Jo moaned.

Jo went diving through the VERY messy closet and came back with a Mary statue in hand.

"Here," Jo said.

Somebody knocked on the door, right before Jo gave Dom the statue.

"I'll get it!" Jo said, "you three wait on the couch."

"Okay." Dom said sitting down.

Jo opened the door. A man about in his late 20's who looked a hell whole lot like Dom, with a heroin problem and a guitar case stood in front of her.

"Charlie! You got off the island," Jo yelled.

"Well not really, but...dammit! I don't care what Claire says! Gimme My HEROIN!" Charlie yelled stealing the statue.

"Now, I'll be chasing my alter-ego down! Wow, never thought I'd say that!" Dom yelled, "Bye Jo!"

Dom ran out chasing Charlie.

"Run, Charlie, RUN!" Jo chuckled and she shut the door.

"Jo, why?" Pippin asked

"I don't know...I blame SOCIETY! and the GOVERNMENT!" Jo yelled, she sighed and sat down next to Jimmy who looked up from the book, "Jimmy, your gonna have to leave. Pipp and I, we're going through a tough spot now, and it'd be best if you left." She ran her fingers through his hair.

"JO!" Pippin screamed.

"WHAT? he deserves a proper break up!" Jo convinced.

"Fine."

"Jo, it's okay. I kinda got a crush on a girl." Jimmy said, Jo's eyes got wide and she said in a high-piched squeeky voice, "Oh, really?"

"Yah, Anne Darrow." Jimmy admitted. Jo let out a sigh of relief and burst out in laughter. Jimmy felt insulted, "What's so funny?"

"Jimmy, sweetie, you have two rivals!" Jo laughed hysterically, "I mean I believe you can kick that Jack's ass anytime you want. But King Kong? Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!" Jimmy wore a look of confusion on his face.

"HUH?" Jimmy asked, "King Kong's dead!" Jo stopped laughing.

"He is?" Jo asked, "Pippin, you saw the movie with me, when did happen?"

"At the end, in New York," Pippin said.

"They went back to New York? No wonder I don't remember, I didn't see the end." Jo said simpley.

"What, you didn't watch the end?" Jimmy asked.

"No, because you weren't in it," Jo said, "Anyway if Kong is dead, then go for her. Jimmy, I wanna see you happy, but if you stay waiting for me, you'll get your heart broken. See I love Pippin." She stood up and Pipp put her arm around her, "and I want you to have this too, but it can't be with me."

"Thanks," Jimmy said. He stood up, put on his hat, and picked up his book, "I won't forget you Jo."

"No one who meets me does," Jo smiled. She hugged Jimmy, and he kissed her on the cheek.

"G'Bye," he said as she stopped hugging him.

"Good luck with Anne." Pippin said.

"Yah, Bye Jimmy." Jo said, "and when you punch Jack, can you give one from me?"

"Sure." Jimmy said and he left.

"He's gone," Jo said, almost crying.

"Wow, Jo, I've never seen you like this," Pippin said as they sat down. He stroked her blond hair.

"Like what?" Jo asked.

"Serious, or sad, or mature" Pippin said,

"Mature?"

"It was really mature of you to say that. You're growing up," Pippin said, Jo smiled, "I knew I could get you to smile."

"You still want that dinner?" Jo asked.

"It's me, I'll always want food," Pippin smiled, "Just first, is their anyone else?"

Some one knocked on the door.

"I'll get it," Jo said wiping away the tears.

"JO! What the hell are your clothes Doing in Ron's room!" Hermione Granger screamed.

"So I'll have the steak medium rare with the mushroom soup," Pippin said giving the water the menu.

"Okay," said the waiter.

An Italian man, sitting at the table of seven next to them, looked at Jo. Seeing Pippin, he looked away. Then for some reason, as if he remembered her, he looked at Jo again.

"Jo?" He asked. Jo looked up.

"TRIBIANNI? Oh, my God! It's you!" She hugged him. "Pippin this is Joey Tribbianni. Joey this is my boyfriend, Pippin. Pippin this is my ex, Joey."

"Man are you lucky! This girl's so good in bed, I actually called her back!" Joey said excited.

Pippin sighed and Jo said, "Don't worry we broke up wa-ay before I met you."

"Why?" Pippin asked.

"He cheated on me." Jo smiled and her smile slowly left her face, "You are wa-ay more forgiving than me, please don't break up with me!"

END!