Tekken Grand Dukes and Grand Duchesses
Another crazy fic of mine…this time the Tekken characters are ROYALTY!muahahahahaahahahaha…
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken. That simple?
The Tekken characters are in Russia, for they have found out that they are to be royalty.
"But don't we have to figure out our Russian names and patronymics?" quipped Julia.
"Um, yes," replied Michele. "But, it can take quite a long time, but I did write up a list…"
"Where is it, then?" asked Hwoarang.
"I'm afraid I only wrote down the names, not the patronymics. That will have to do."
Out of nowhere, a list miraculously appeared.
JIN: Yakov
JULIA: Yulia or Yelisaveta
MICHELE: Mikhaela
NINA: Nina
ANNA: Anna
CHRISTE: Krystyna
EDDIE: Eduard
DISCO TIGER: Don't know his real name, so Tomislav will have to do.
XIAOYU: Cannot figure out a translation in Russian. Alisa will have to do for now.
HWOARANG: No idea. Maybe Fyodor?
YOSHI: Yakov
STEVE: Stepan
LEE: No idea. Aleksandr, maybe?
After looking at the list, the select Tekken characters began to complain about their names.
"FYODOR IS A GAY NAME!" yelled Hwoarang.
"Yakov makes me think of Julia!" grumbled Jin.
"I like Yelisaveta better than Yulia. But they both make me think of Jin!" stated Julia.
"What the fook is up with Stepan? OUCH! MUM, WAS THAT NECESSARY?" Steve began to clutch his head in pain, after Nina whacked him with her handbag.
"Yes, it was, DEAR, and I happen to quite like the name Stepan. I like Nina too!" replied Nina in the sickest, most sugary tone you could think of.
"Tomislav is for pansies! Give me a name like George!
"Georgy it is, then.."
"Georgy is just fine!"
"Krystyna? That's a pretty name. EHH-DDDIEEEEEE! Just think of it! The Marriage of Grand Duke Eduard and Grand Duchess Krystyna!"
"Um, Christie, no.."
"Fine then. I'll just marry Georgy here instead!" Christie walked over to Disco Tiger.
"Um, Christie, I was joking.."
"Oh! You were? Okay!"
"JIN-JIN, can you think of it? The Marriage of Grand Duchess Alisa and Grand Duke Yakov…hang on! Jin! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO!"
Once they were fine with their new names, they were ushered into a grand carriage, en route to the main palace in St Petersburg, the Winter Palace. After three days of incredible snow and rain, they finally arrived. They were given ten rooms each. When they arrived at said rooms, they were taken away and were fitted for Russian court clothing. The boys were in red velvet uniforms with black pants and shiny shoes, with a whole lot of embroidery and medals on the top half to match.
The girls were given a lot more grandeur. They were dressed in off-the-shoulder dresses, with long, hanging sleeves. The dresses were ivory, and thick with gold embroidery on the sleeves and down the middle of the dresses. Buttons on a long red silk sash were used to get the dress on. Fifteen-diamond necklaces were hung around their necks. Diamond kokoshniks(fringe tiaras) with long white silk sashes tied into bows were put on their head. Earrings which weighed down their ears were put on. The boys had to wear the hat of a traditional Russian Cossack, which was pretty much HUGE.
Now that they were ready, they went down to the main receiving room. Everyone gasped at the grandeur. The room was freakin' HUGE. It was blue, white and gold. Blue for the walls, white for the panelling which went on the walls and gold for the decorations that went on the panelling. A massive crystal chandelier hung in the middle of the room. It was rumoured that the chandelier needed a thousand candles a day to keep the room bright.
Well well well, that's it from me. Ciao!