(A/N UwU Hi vampz itz me Bloodytearzxxx im not Tara but I'm a big fan! MCR ROCX! Also fangz to fallenAngel666 AND RATBASTRD420 for helping me write this story!)

Chapter 1

Hi my name is Ivy Gerard Madden Armstrong and im not related to Gerard way joel madden OR billy joe Armstrong but I wish I was bcs they are major fricken hotties! I have long raven black hair that reaches my shoulder blades (even though im a boy) and pale white skin that's almost grey like a decaying corpse. That's because im a vampire. I'm also a witch, but that's secret because I go to school at Sunnydale highschool. My best friend is Angelica (FallenAngel666 this is u UwU!1!111) and we like to hang out in the graveyard or at the bronze. (And sometimes the library, ull find out why soon xP) I totally am in love with Giles the librarian becayse even though he isn't a vampire hes hot as hecc and also an emo. We also have a mortal enemy, because even though im a vampire im a good one despite being a Satanist,, the enemy is called Ratman and he is the king of the rats. He dresses as chuck e cheese but with nose piercings bcs hes also emo and he has super long black wavy armpit hair. His foolish following obey his every oder- stealing food from the school canteen, getting stuck in the roof and other rat activities. He would often come across us and our gothic group and ask if we wanted to pet his rats, we always said no and would sometimes put spells on him (bcos we r sadists). Most of his crimes just entail him being an annoying piece of shizzz. Sometimes Angelica anonymously messages him and tell him "im gonna steal youtr rats; to make you depressed like us."

Chapter 2

It was a normal morning when I woke up after having sweet dreams of death and distruction. I put on my black eyeliner and black fishents with a pair of black ripped jeans and a mcr t shirt as well as my leather jacket covered in pins. I was feeling good today so I decided to play evanescence on my walk to school to make me feel like my uisual self (im not allowed to be happy that isn't goth) The day was dark, gloomy. The rain poured down my back, making my mcr shirt damp and soggy, adding to my prolonged depression. I stepped into hell a.k.a school and walked towards my locker. I entered the 3 digit code "666" and opened it. Inside was my hidden stash of full monster cans and so I took one and drank it. Nobody knows this but the secret ingredient in monster is actually devil tears. I dranked it all sadly as I walked to the library hoping to see giles because like I said hes rlly hot xP. I stepped inside and I saw buffy and willow making out (she really knows how to slay XD) xander was crying, not only because hes depressed, but bcos he loves buffy. He began to chant Slipknot lyrics ('Before I forget' for no particular reason) as tears fell down his pale, pierced face. I was excited to see Angelica too because we have plans to perform a satanic ritual later on. Giles was sorting books and ni tucked my hir behind my ear doing a sort of debby ryan smile. I walked up to him and asked if he needed any help putting all the books away but he said no.