"Gosh damn wenches going about and lying that the stupid dog went into the forest…" InuYasha grumbled out while walking into his room. He glanced at the clock and realized he would only get an hour of sleep. "Those wenches are so going to pay!" He growled out while falling on his bed and into a dreamless sleep.
About an hour later the alarm to his clock went off with an annoying buzz. Slowly his hand slithered out from underneath the covers and slammed a fist on the ringing clock from hell. Once the clock was silenced he slipped his hand back under the covers to grip his neglected pillow and fall back to sleep.
Though as he was about to drift to sleep his sister Sakura pounced on his back along with that accursed dog of hers. "Sakura what the hell, can't you leave me be for just five minutes?" InuYasha ground out attempting to shove his head deeper in the mattress.
"Yash-chan needs to be up or he'll be late for school." She giggled. "Come on Nemo let's leave the Yash monster." Sakura turned to bound out of the room, but InuYasha jerked into a sitting position and grabbed Sakura.
"I'll give you Yash monster with the tickle maneuver!" He started tickle Sakura while she squirmed with laughter.
"Yashie I didn't mean it, no more tickle can't huffs handle it…" She squirmed some more, but InuYasha refused to relent his grip from her. "Nemo get Fluffy and Elmo!" She giggled out. The dog cocked his head to the side, but complied.
A few minutes later Nemo came back in with a perturbed looking Sesshoumaru and Daemon, but soon both faces had evil grins on it. Sakura saw both of them arrive and smiled. InuYasha was a little confused at her sudden smile and appointed look. He suddenly became very aware who was behind him.
"InuYasha what are you doing?" Daemon questioned slyly.
"Yes dear brother what are you doing?" Sesshoumaru added.
"Hehe you know playing with Sakura and dashing out the door!" He yelped running out of his room followed by his two older siblings. Sakura sat in now the vacant room shaking her head and looking at her dog.
"Well Nemo let's go get some grub." She slowly padded her way out of the room and down to the dining room.
"INUYASHA GET BACK HERE WE ONLY WANT TO TALK!" Daemon yelled while hot on InuYasha's trail.
"YES DEAR BROTHER WE ONLY WANT TO SHOW OUR BROTHERLY LOVE!" Sesshoumaru countered.
"YEAH RIGHT OVER MY DEAD … thump " InuYasha didn't get to finish before he tripped on one of Nemo's dog bones. Daemon made the first dive for InuYasha landing on his back and grabbing his arms. Sesshoumaru followed suite only having pulled a marker out of know where and started to draw designs and words on InuYasha's face.
"Daemon, Sesshoumaru leave your poor brother alone." Izayoi scolded from the dining room table. [A.N.: I found out InuYasha's mom's real name… I'm proud -]
"Yes mother." Daemon and Sesshoumaru replied in unison. They glanced at InuYasha and smirked before heading to the table. InuYasha reluctantly got up and followed.
"Morning sweetie, did you sleep good?" Izayoi asked before looking at her son with wide eyes. "What the hell happened to your face did the devil finally get revenge on you sweetie!?" Everyone at the table turned to look at the woman. Never had she gave an outburst in her life. I guess the exception of InuYasha was okay though.
"Keh! crosses arms and looks away I wouldn't look like this if my oh so sweet brothers didn't tackle me and I wouldn't be so flipping tired if I wasn't up till 5 looking for that accursed dog. points at Nemo " InuYasha whined out.
"That's nice dear." Izayoi just tuned him out and continued eating and reading her book.
"Morning dear, morning children." Kyoji replied while making his entrance.
"Morning." Everyone replied.
"Mommy are they going to be late for school?" Questioned Sakura while looking at her mother.
"That depends they are all still in their boxers by the way they look very cute and school starts in looks at clock five minutes." Izayoi winked at the boys.
"Shit!" All three muttered at the same time earning a glare from their father.
"Just for that the three of you leave the way you are!" Kyoji demanded hotly before smirking. "That will teach you not to swear in front of your sister and mother." The boys glared then sighed knowing that what he said was law in their house till they moved out or he died, but then there was always their mother.
"Bye Yashie, Fluffy and Elmo remember you guys promised to take me to the park today!" Sakura yelled out while struggling to get out of her seat to hug them. Once out of the chair from hell she dashed across the room and squeezed all of them. She received a pat on the head from each brother showing their love.
"Well let's go I'm driving!" Daemon yelled before running out of the house to his car. Sesshoumaru just shrugged and walked out the door slipping on his sandals and grabbing his bag followed by InuYasha.
"Have fun dears and I WANT GRANDCHILDREN BRING HOME A NICE GIRL!" Izayoi yelled out the door receiving looks from neighbors. She smiled and closed the door.
In the car"Thanks Yash it's all your fault that we are like this." Grumbled Daemon.
"Keh, maybe if you didn't chase me around the house and mark my face." At the sudden thought InuYasha looked in the side mirror. He turned red from anger.
"InuYasha, brother, its not that bad you might actually get a girl to go out with you." Sesshoumaru grinned. [I think that's a bit scary Fluffy grinning - heh on with the story]
"Or more like a guys attention…" Snickered Daemon.
"That is not funny I'll get you back!" InuYasha seethed while crossing his arms and looking out the window. "Actually I don't think I have to get you back because points to Sesshoumaru and Daemons boxers are funny as it is and you know that the school doesn't care what we wear." InuYasha smirked knowing he won the battle.
Both boys looked down and sure enough InuYasha was right. Daemon was wearing yellow boxers that said 'Angel' on them with a halo over the Angel part with clouds and stars around it. Sesshoumaru was wearing white boxers with Barney and Baby Bop hugging each other on them with the words I love you, you love me printed on them.
Curses could be heard from the two boys in the front while InuYasha was in the back laughing up a storm. "Dude like yours are any better Yash." Daemon growled out.
"Of course they are didn't you read them?" He questioned. Daemon and Sesshoumaru shook their heads.
"We don't find it interesting to stare at the anatomy of our brother or they're fore any male." Sesshoumaru stated. InuYasha then stood up being the car a jeep he was able to do so. His boxers were gray with the big dogs logo on it then across the front said 'Wax My Woody' down the fly. Sesshoumaru and Daemon's eyes went wide.
"WE DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!" They both screeched out. InuYasha just shrugged and sat back down.
"Of course you did." InuYasha replied.
"We seriously didn't need to see that! Now I need to poke my eyes out with a rusty crowbar!" Daemon whined. Sesshoumaru was remaining quiet.
"Umm Daemon I think something's wrong with Fluffy." InuYasha said.
"What do you mean?" Daemon asked while watching his driving.
"He's turning blue. I don't think he's breathing." InuYasha replied.
"WHAT! FLUFFY BREATHE IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO KILL YOURSELF OVER!" Daemon yelled. Sesshoumaru seemed to snap out of his daze.
"Never in my life have I had to under go something that horrific." Sesshoumaru muttered.
"Well you will when you get to school and look here we are." InuYasha exclaimed happily while hopping out of the car.
"That's it I'm gonna kill him!" Sesshoumaru was about to charge after InuYasha, but Daemon jumped in front of him.
"Don't worry about it, he's only trying to get on your nerves. Let's just try to survive today okay?" Daemon asked. Sesshoumaru nodded and they both headed to their first period classroom.
Sitting under a nearby tree watching the Taisho brothers"Dude can you believe what they're wearing?" Miroku questioned while eyeing Sango.
"Well considering their dad is strict like that I'm not too surprised it has happened before only they wore something different." Masumi muttered more to herself rather than to the others. Masumi was busy listening to her new CD by Hanson.
"How would you know Masumi?" Sango asked while glaring back at Miroku.
"I…uh I heard some other kids talking about it… heh." Masumi then cranked up the volume to end the conversation.
"Aiko what do you think?" Miroku asked after breaking his stare from Sango to Aiko. "Uh … Aiko?" Miroku then grinned evilly.
"Don't even think it Miroku." Sango growled out.
"Sango just let him, she shouldn't be sleeping in the first place." Kagome replied.
"If I were him I wouldn't do that, she is scary when she's sleeping and you do something to her." Masumi said.
"He deserves it then." Kagome and Sango replied together.
"Go ahead Miroku she up for grabs." Masumi said while reading her Naruto manga. Miroku smiled and started to jump up and down. He slowly inched his way over to the sleeping Aiko and groped her backside. Before he knew what was happening he was in a death headlock courtesy of Aiko.
"I though you said…" Miroku wheezed, but was cut off by Aiko.
"Go away… I… I'm… trying to sleep… snores " Aiko mumbled out while squeezed Miroku's neck harder. "This pillow is hard… needs to be soft…" Aiko grabbed her pillow that had been neglected and nuzzled into it after releasing Miroku.
" pants Thought you said she was sleeping rubs neck " Miroku said while massaging his neck.
"She was and still is." Masumi pointed out. "Though if I were you I would never do that again." Miroku nodded and gulped sitting indian style while finding the grass interesting.
"Shouldn't we be heading to class now?" Kagome questioned while seeing they were the only ones outside.
"I think so, come on Kagome we'll talk to these guys later since there classes are right when they enter ours is upstairs, later Aiko, Masumi." Sango rushed out in one breathe.
"Sango dear! I have class with you too! WAIT UP!" Miroku shouted while running after the retreating girls.
"I guess its up to me to wake you Aiko." Masumi muttered to herself. "Why do I get this job?" She questioned the sky then sighed. "Aiko it's time to wake we need to go to class or we'll be late."
"whmm marres, ments pistch." Aiko mumbled out into her pillow.
"What the hell did you just say?" Masumi asked tilting her head to the side.
"I said who cares, let's ditch."Aiko growled out while looking at Masumi through half open eyes.
"You know we can't ditch you have detention again today and I can't have one someone needs to take care of the animals." Masumi stated while getting up and placing her bag over her shoulder.
"Night." Aiko slammed her face back into her pillow immediately falling asleep.
"Fine you left me no choice." Masumi grabbed Aiko's stuff and placed it on her back making sure it was secure then went to her feet and grabbed them. She proceeded to drag Aiko to class. "Since you won't walk I'll drag you and if you get hurt its not my fault." Masumi grinned and started her journey to class with the sleeping Aiko dragging behind.
Aiko grabbed her pillow furiously making sure she had a tough grip on it and slept. I had a dream like this before… hehe the clowns were dragging me off because they were planning to eat me… I remember it well… wait a minute…Aiko thought while Masumi was dragging her. Aiko not being in her conscious mind started freaking out.
"OW… this isn't a dream… OW THAT FUCKIN HURT! THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!" Aiko yelled while tugging on her legs while her face was still in the pillow. "I refuse to look! If I don't then it's not real, but if I do it will be real. I'm too young to die a virgin and I just got released from the institution on good behavior!" Aiko panicked.
"Excuse me!" someone's masculine voice barked out.
"Huh…" Was Aiko ever so intelligent response. She looked around she seemed to be in class by the door. Now where did Masumi go? I hope the clowns didn't… wait a second!!
"What is the meaning of this?" The teacher growled out.
"You mean you aren't a man eating clown that's wants to eat me?" Aiko questioned out dumbly while the class behind her tried desperately to suppress their laughs.
"NO! Take a seat! I'm your sub!" The teacher growled out.
"Wait! I know who you are!" Aiko said happily.
"I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't I'm quite well known. I have tutored some of the Taishos and…" The teacher began but was cut off.
"You can't be that important! I know who you are though!! YOUR THAT glares SWAMP MONSTER WHO WANTS TO RAPE YOUNG GIRLS!!! YOU PERVERT!" She yelled out. The teacher was seething now.
"Aiko shut up and get your ass back here now! Sorry she isn't well in the head." Masumi growled out while coming to the front with a book and hit her sister on the head. Aiko pouted and crawled to her sit with her pillow.
"Sorry Mister." She mumbled out.
"Thank you Miss Masumi." The teacher said while glaring at Aiko.
"Now as I was saying my name is Mr. Jakkan." He said proudly. The class just nodded. "Today we'll learn about the feudal era. Does anyone know anything about it?"
Some of the students raised their hands. The period went on as so nothing interesting just boring lectures from the toad like creature. Soon lunch rolled around and sitting outside under a tree is our favorite group of people.
"Hey guys— I mean uh girls yeah … any who Sesshourmaru and Daemon are going to sit with us." Miroku said to the girls who were busy looking at something in their hands.
"Okay." Kagome, Sango, Masumi and Aiko all answered in unison still looking at the fascinating object in their hands.
"Whatcha got?" Miroku questioned while looking over their shoulders and down at their hands his eyes growing wide.
"We got tickets." Kagome answered.
"For seeing …" Sango continued.
"THE NICKELBACK, SIMPLE PLAN, THREE DOORS DOWN, AND HANSON CONCERT!!! THEY'RE ALL PLAYING TOGETHER, well besides Hanson that's on another night, but it's so cool!" Masumi shouted jumping up and down while Aiko was grinning. Sesshoumaru and Daemon just stared at the girls giving them odd looks.
"What's so important about that concert?" Daemon questioned oblivious.
"Well Aiko and I pulled some strings and we got tickets and backstage passes to see them!" Masumi said doing the pirate booty dance. Aiko nodded excitedly. "Backstage, Backstage, Backstage does the pirate booty dance again
Woohoo! Backstage passes!"
"Wait a minute… you're Masumi points to dancing pirate booty girl and you're Aiko?" Sesshoumaru voiced out in a cold tone. Aiko and Masumi nodded not seeing the problem.
"I thought you both went by Pup and Bunny?" Daemon finished catching on to what his brother mentioned. Masumi stopped her dancing and stared.
"SHIT!" She grumbled out. Aiko laughed nervously. "Well we tend to do that because of a feud between us… heh yeah." Masumi just slumped on the ground and stuck her cookie in her mouth. Aiko laughed and ate her carrots.
Everybody started to laugh at there childish antics. Both girls looked up and had confused looks on their faces. "What's so funny?" Aiko growled out.
"Did you even realize what you both just did? You both proved the point of what you were saying." Kagome giggled out.
"And what pre-tell does that mean?" Masumi said equally getting aggravated.
"Well you're eating a cookie, good puppy… and Aiko is eating a carrot, such a good bunny!" Sango said while patting them both on the head. Both girls lunged at Sango, but missed her since she ran off leaving them to fall on each other. They took off running after her. She was laughing and dodging people.
"Strange girls." Sesshoumaru muttered.
"Yeah, but we love them." Miroku said happily watching his dear Sango running that made a certain part of her body move beautifully. Sesshoumaru and Daemon just rolled their eyes Kagome kept laughing.
"SANGO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!" Masumi shouted with Aiko beside her. They were catching up quickly to Sango and almost got her, but instead they bumped into a group of preps and they all fell to the ground.
"Dammit Sango, since when did you get so heavy!" Aiko growled out or at least tried to since there was added pressure to her back.
" I growls am glares over here and I'M NOT HEAVY THAT'S NOT EVEN ME!" Sango yelled out from the other side of the café. Aiko turned to look at Masumi whose face was smashed into the ground with someone on her back.
"Get of me! I can't feel my nose I think the pavement ate it." Masumi grumbled out. Aiko snickered, but stopped when her sister gave her a death glare then looked at the person who sat on Aiko.
"Aiko I see you must have a thing for dogs because look there's one at your back for all your demands." Masumi chuckled out.
"What are you talking about?" Aiko questioned then pushed off the ground making the person fall off her. She stared at the person on the ground. "What the hell are you doing getting in the way like that you baka!"
"Did I hear what I think you just called me, did you here that Inu babe?" the person pouted.
"Oh cut the crap Kikyo, you just want to start shit. Go back to your grave where you belong." Masumi said while dusting herself off and looking for Sango. She was about ready to take off, but was tugged back by the sleeve.
"Bitch I think my girlfriend needs an apology." InuYasha growled out while gripping the material harder.
"Umm how about no, because the only bitch I see here is you. I mean that is what your name means." Masumi smirked the tugged herself free. Aiko watched from the sidelines and tried to cover up her laugh. InuYasha turned and glared.
"You both need to apologize!" He yelled. Masumi and Aiko raised their eyebrows.
"Why should we apologize it was an accident, plus you shouldn't have used us as cushions." Masumi shot back. Aiko just shrugged and grabbed her sister ready to walk off.
"Hey where the hell do you think you two are going this isn't finished." InuYasha shouted. Aiko lifted her hand and did a quick motion that signaled the bell had just rung. InuYasha continued to growl.
"Hey I have an idea!" Aiko said while turning around to face InuYasha and his crowd. Masumi elbowed her in the ribs to quiet her down.
"You know better then to come up with ideas because they always have a catch and are sometimes dangerous." Masumi said while shaking her head as her sister dragged her back over to InuYasha and crowd.
"Whenever my sister and I got into a disagreement our parents would make us play a game or training, but since that's out of the question we'll do a coin flip. So who ever loses has to do what the winner says for a week. Okay?" Aiko grinned and stuck out her hand for InuYasha to shake.
He looked slightly hesitant before shaking hands with the devil, well his apprentice. "Deal." He mumbled out. Aiko pulled out a coin from her pocket.
"We'll play with my lucky quarter that was given to me by my dad. I call tails." Aiko winked.
"Heads then." InuYasha sighed while rubbing his temple. Masumi just watched while shaking her head. By this time everyone was off to there class. Aiko flipped the coin in the air and caught it flipping it over on her palm.
She looked at the coin and frowned. "It's sniffs InuYasha starts to grin TAILS! I WIN YOU ARE MY BITCH FOR A WEEK! WOO!" Aiko started to dance while showing him the coin.
"Keh!" He sulked off to class with Kikyo. Leaving Aiko to dance on.
"Umm… Aiko I hope you didn't do what I think you did." Masumi said while watching the retreating back of InuYasha and his whore.
"Of course not." Aiko said sheepishly while finding the ground interesting. Masumi glared at her making Aiko pout. "I just thought we should win. Dad did that to us all the time." Masumi shook her head.
"I just can't believe you used that two headed tails coin, you cheater, but I have to hand it to you good props." Masumi grinned happy they had a slave.
"Thanks love." Aiko replied while fingering the coin and placing it back in her pocket.
"Let's just get to class we have work after school, well you have detention, but you're taking care of that dog." Masumi walked off leaving Aiko to growl at the thought of that spawn of the devil dog.
"Hey wait up for me!" Aiko chased after Masumi. The rest of the day went without any flaws except the occasional order to InuYasha to do something for them.