A.N: Ok sorry for the late update but I was busy watching movies and picking out highschool courses and working on three projects (I just finished one!) But I'll try and update sooner. Ok lets have some fun with the legendary Sannin cackles

"You make it sound like a bad thing twerp!" Jiraiya said. "Don't you know who I am!"

"I don't really care….but the word pervert comes to mind…" Naruto said, smirking at the pissed of ninja.

"These two are the one of the two legendary Sannin." Sarutobi interjected. "They are here…

"By force! This creep dragged me here." Tsunade interrupted. "Though the offer of... 'I won't do try anything on for a week, if you come and help me with the brat for the two week I'm staying there' was something I couldn't say no too."

"I don't care who you people are!" Naruto screamed. Besides if you guys are around me all the time I can't destroy the village with my awesome pranks…I mean…uh…no that's pretty much what I mean…

If it means someone will suffer, I'll help with the ideas…Muahahahahaha!

……Freak……

"Naruto, please understand." Sarutobi said. "It's only for a little while."

"Besides, it's not like you really have a say in it." Tsunade said.

Grumbling, Naruto headed for the door. "Oi, kid where are you going?" Jiraiya called after him.

"To get some ramen." Naruto answered. Of course after ramen I need to get some stuff, if you're gonna look after me, I'm not going to make it easy…

As Naruto wondered around the streets, he frowned. Everyone was glaring at him, throwing things sometimes, whispering behind his back even though he could hear them.

He suddenly asked him self, why in heavens name did he ever want to be Hokage of this village? Why the hell would he want respect from these people?

He headed deep into the forest, facing a waterfall. There was a small passage way that led into the waterfall. It was behind very large rocks, which connected to the wall near the waterfall. He carefully made his way in so he was behind the waterfall. From there he moved a huge rock and slid in, placing the rock back.

Inside were lots of tunnels. Following a particular tunnel it let into a fairly large cave. It was dark and you couldn't see anything. Naruto silently took out a match and lit it. Getting on a box that seemingly appeared out of nowhere he extended his arm and dropped the match.

A flame started and spread across the cave lighting the whole cave. Naruto had dropped the match in a bowl shaped piece of metal that was attached to the cave that went all round it. The metal contained oil that immediately set a whole domino effect and light the whole room.

Naruto was drooling at the sight. In front of him was every prankster's dream. In front of him was nothing but items used for pranking. Everything for small pranks to huge one. Things from whoopee cushions to explosives (A/N: yeah, he'll be using those.), itching powder, stink bombs, stuff that he created, bottles filled with weird stuff that we'll find out about later. There were books on interrogating, how to break into small organization to big organization bases, his own notes on how to break into peoples homes, sneaking and stealth, I mean how else do you think he got the scroll of seals so easily? And what made him drool more was that he had a whole freaking cave full of this stuff! And it was ALL HIS!

An evil smile came across Naruto's face as he pressed his fingers together. "I wanna play with my little toys! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Watch out Konoha because from this day forward, Uzumaki Naruto will be legend as the WORLD'S BEST PRANKSTER!"

And he calls me a freak.¬¬

-----The Future-----

Team seven had long forgotten to look for Naruto. They were too consumed in looking into Naruto's past that they started searching his place for clues.

Sasuke opened a drawer, trying to pretend he didn't care. But the word curious was written all over his face. He looked to see some clothes, finding nothing interesting he decided to close it. But as he was closing it, he saw something shiny in the drawer.

Removing the clothes on top he was surprised to see small clear bottles, a notebook with the words 'The Guide' inside.

Picking up one of the clear bottles, he examined it. It had a dark blue substance in it that had orange sparks, almost like fire. "Kakashi-sensei….Naruto's not…gay is he?" Sasuke asked.

"What?" Kakashi asked surprised by the question. "What gives you that idea?"

"He has perfume." Sasuke said showing him the bottle.

Sakura looked at the bottle. "Does it smell nice? Can I try it?"

Sasuke just shrugged and gave the bottle to Sakura. She took off the cork and was about to put it on her wrist for a try, when the bottle slipped a little and some poured out. But it wasn't blue anymore it had turned black with orange sparks!

Plop!

The substance hit the floor. Kakashi walked closer. "Well, at least we know it's not dangerous."

Oh that's what you think. Suddenly the orange sparks started glowing brighter as it mixed with the black substance and started to grow.

Why does this place have a scent of oil in it now? Kakashi wondered, when it hit him. "Everybody move!" Before anyone could react, the substance bursts into flames and it was spreading.

"What…where the hell did he get this stuff from!" Sasuke yelled backing away from the flame. "We need to put it out!"

Sakura grabbed a blanket and put it over the fire stepping on it continuously. Eventually the fire died down. As she removed the blanket, a small whole was created. A man was looking up and yelling at them along the lines of… 'idiot…senseless….kids…irresponsible….'

"Where did he get all this stuff?" Sakura asked, looking into the drawer fool of potentially deadly stuff.

a/n: Ok sooooo sorry it's so god damn short Explanantion:

my mom's hoggin the computer

I'm picking my highschool courses

I'm trying to build a car, write a different story AND do a giant project

Do you know how much sleep I don't get?

Give me a week and a half and I'll write like 3000 words in the next chapter….ok thnx!