A/N: To the person who wanted Naruto to summon well I put it in there. Ok on my list to prank right now is the 2 legendary sennin, bill collectors, Sasuke, Kakashi and Obito! I know you're all like….but Obito's dead….well that's what YOU think!
ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT TO GET MESSED WITH PLEASE DO INFORM
Last thing should I or should I not add any romance? Oh and yes this story does have some point but right now…..who cares?
Disclaimer: You know the drill! Wait…..didn't I say I wasn't gonna put this up anymore?...Meh….
Chapter 3: Summons….Dun, Dun Dun!
---Back with Naruto---
Naruto ran through the forest at a high pace. Looking back to make sure no one was following him. Good, they didn't notice he had left yet. He had time to put his cunning plan together.
Stopping at a small clearing deep inside the forest. Close to his cave (you know the one with his stash) that he had a chance to slip in, but far enough that no one would notice.
Silently he waited in the clearing, when one of his clones came by. "Jiraiya (a/n: His name takes too loooooooooonnng) should be hear in about half a minute!" Said clone then poofs away.
Naruto then at high speed bites his thumb and does his very cunning plan. "Summoning jutsu!" Quietly yells and just as the boss frog enters Naruto jumps behind the bush.
----With Jiraiya----
"Stupid kid, can't stay in one place for more than three seconds……what the hell?" Jiraiya looks in front of him to see smoke clearing up and there stood in front of him the boss frong, GamaBunta.
Said frog looks at Jiraiya expectantly wanting to leave as soon as possible.
Silence
'What the hell? Is this some kind of Genjutsu?' Jiraiya thinks to himself.
Some more silence later
GamaBunta getting really agitated by Jiraiya just staring at him mouth wide open. What does he want dammit!
A lot of more silence later
Naruto was rolling on the ground trying to contain his laughter. The look on Jiraiya's face was priceless. Hahaha! And this is just practice! Wait till he meets my traps! Hahahaa!
After awhile
"So…uh…" Jiraiya started confused. "What are you doing here?"
At this point we see a very, very, very, VERY big stress mark on the Boss frog. "How should I know! YOU'RE the one who did the summoning!"
"What!" Jiraiya yelled. "I did not! Why would I summon you!"
"Well MAYBE you should THINK of that BEFORE you actually SUMMON!" GamaBunta screamed at him.
Now very pissed off Sennin… "That's my point! I DIDN'T summon you! You just poofed up in front of me!"
"You ACTUALLY expect me to believe that!" GamaBunta said. "YOU'RE the ONLY one with the summoning contract right now!"
------10 Feet Away From------
"AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto was rolling on the ground laughing his ass off. It's a wonder they haven't heard him yet.
------Back to the screaming duo-----
"You think I don't have better things to do!" Gama screamed. "So hurry up and tell me why you summoned me!"
Jiraiya was pulling his hair out by now. "I keep telling you that I DIDN'T SUMMON YOU!"
"Alright that it! I'm outta here! Next time THINK BEFORE YOU SUMMON!" And Gama poofs away…
"ARRRRRRRRRRGGG" Jiraiya screams.
Before he notices Naruto, Naruto goes back into his cave of explosives and such.
-----The Cave (a/n: Yah I think I'll stick with that name)------
"Ok…I'm gonna need some of these….and these….maybe I should take this with me….hmm decisions, decisions…." Naruto was picking certain items and storing them carefully in the bag. "Ok now I should put them in my room so they're easier to reach."
Naruto was seen carefully holding a bulging bag in front of him walking carefully as if not to drop it by Konoha's eastern gates.
"Hey kid." One of the gaurds called out to him. Let's call him Dude. "Watcha got there?"
"Uh…nothing special…!" Naruto quickly in a stupid manner replied. "I'll be going now." Naruto was about to take a few steps when Dude stopped him.
"Let me see your bag for a sec." Dude said reaching for the bag. "Just to make sure you aren't getting yourself in trouble with people."
Naruto tried walking passed him….failing miserably of course. "No really sie, ma'am I mean sir….ugh…"
Without warning Dude took the bag roughly. (a/n: Oh that's gonna cost him) He opened the bag to pull out four giant colored balls. That were……shaking….Oo
Ohhh Shit….we're all gonna die…Naruto slowly took some steps backwards. "Step away from the bag…"
Dude was obviously confused but that isn't gonna last long probably because well….he's not gonna last long.
Funny things happen in life you know? Sometimes bad things happen but when you look back you laugh about them. This time however Dude will never be laughing about. Ever. Probably because after this he might not have a job anymore.
"WEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Some kids was running towards dude at high speed because the kid today discovered the magic of overdose of caffeine.
So the kid was running at top speed, Dude didn't notice because he was too confused with the four shaking balls, Naruto didn't notice because he was being very death conscious. And before anyone could stop the following chain of events….
SLAM
The caffeine kid slams into Dude. "Uhgg!" His grip on the four balls slip and they bang into the eastern wall of konoha.
"OH NO! RUNNNNNNNNNNN!" Naruto turns around and runs for it and in slow motion he jumps down to the ground and covers his face as...
BOOM! PWOOSSH!
The four ball EXPLODE in four different colours. Successfully bringing down the Eastern wall of Konoha leaving a big gaping hole where it use to be. In fact the explosion was so large it left no traces of a wall ever even exsisting. Maybe they'll have a funeral for it?
----Later at the Hokage's office----
Silence.
The Hokage blows a puff out of his pipe. In front of him sat our two favourite people at the moment.
Naruto was swinging his legs shifting nervously. Dude was staring at the Hokage even more nervously as he faked a cough.
"Explain to me again what took place." Sarutobi said slowly.
Cough
Naruto points a finger at Dude. "He blew up the wall."
Cough
"A little more detailed if you will." The Hokage replied a little faster.
Dude points a finger at Naruto. "He had explosives in his possession."
Naruto points a finger at Dude. "He takes the explosives. Then a gender confused ( a/n: I totally took that from Shrek) kid slams into him. And then well……boom."
The door slides open to reveal a silver haired jounin and a dark haired jounin.
"I'm so glad we're finally back from the mission." Says dark haired boy. The silver one only nods. When they notice that the Hokage is talking to some kid and some shinobi.
"Oh sorry Hokage-sama." Says the dark haired one. "We were told you were free. We'll come back later."
"It's quite alright Obito." Says The Hokage.
Wait a minute….
Naruto looks back at Obito. "Obito? Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Naruto asked like it was a normal everyday question.
Ok I so updated! WOHOO!
Yeah so Obito is some how alive.
Anyways next on my list is Tsunade, Bill collectors and Sasuke. I'm also open for suggestions! Luv you all!
Oh and for whoever asked what type of car I'm making it's a small car for science class and well now we're more into the plot…..well…..sort of…don't worry this story has an end!...I hope…
Anyways I'll up date soon!...I hope….yah since I don't know how to count on the computer sorry if i's short.
Oh guess what I have THREE MORE projects to do...GREAT ¬¬
But don't worry I'll update waaay sooner now...
Ok this is actualy chapter four under me but the school computer wouldn't let me download it so i resorted to this.
A/N: I want you guys if you will, to check out my friends Inuyasha Fanfiction this is her account: Angels Feather
EXACTLY LIKE THAT! -checks to see if it works-...-smiles- Yup that's the one!
KK if u like Inuyasha then check out sane-within-insanity just started on one!
Moving on... GASP OBITO! HOW CAN THIS BE?
Chapter 4: GASP OBITO! HOW CAN THIS BE? (XD)
Everyone was staring a Naruto weirdly.
"Whaaaat?" Naruto asked. "It was just a question."
Obito coughed. "Yeah...well...I don't even know you kid...and what gave you the idea I was dead?" He asked curiously looking at him.
Oh Crap. This is going to turn out bad. I just know it. Naruto gulped. "Uh...well you see...I um..." Make something up kit. "There was this girl...and she was crying..." I don't like where this is going..."And I heard the words...Obito and...and dead...yeah that's it." He murmured the last part.
"Ooook...do I even know this girl?" Obito asked.
Naruto shrugged. "How am I suppose to know? I don't even know you."
Obito stares at him blankly. "Riiiiight. Anyways, we'll give you the report later Hokage-sama."
Naruto jumped off the chair gracefully kncoking it down. "Noo, wait don't leave! I was just going. Right now. At this very moment." Runs out the door and slams it shut.
"And I thoguht you were weird." Obito points at Kakashi.
(a/n: I thought this would be a good time to tell you I'm writing this in the library of my school wasting the last two periods of school cause I got nothing better to do)
Kakashi just shrugs. He turned to Hokage curiously. "Hokage-sama...that boy looks so much like...the fourth."
"Now that I think about it. He does look like him. A lot." Obito rubs his chin curiously.
Sarutobi nodded. "I know."
"Is there a paticular reason to that?'"Kakashi asked.
'
"In truth I have no idea."
---With Naruto---
He left when he heard the words "The boy looks so much like the
fourth." He ran off thinking That's because he's my father...
He was sittingon a bench staring at the ground in deep thought. Right now he didn't really feel like doing any pranks.
When Sasuke came by walking as if not noticing him.
Naruto looked at him and got an evil grin. On second thought, pranks are good.
He stealtly hid behind a tree following him. Ok what should I do...hmmm...explosives?...Food posining?
You don't have your 'back of tricks' lets call them.
Oh, that's right. Damn my timing.
Try damn your exsitence.
Shut up you!
I'd like to see you come and say that to my face.
You really think that I would fall for that?
Do you want me to lie?
You could practically see the Kyuubi smirking.
Don't you have something better to do than berate me?
Seeing as I'm in your stomach...NO...
...
Ahh, the idiot is silenced because his brain is too small to come up with a measly insult.
One day Kyuubi you're gonna run out of insults to throw at me!
Kyuubi snorted. Hardly. I've had thousands of years of practice. For eveything you said I can think of one hundred insults, the difficult task is picking one. By the way your 'Target' is getting away.
Naruto at the moment was seething. Quickly doing some hand seals he made about twently solid clones.
All of them hid in sepcific places.
As Sasuke came by not onticing a thing. Naruto popped up. "Hey Sasuke!" Ignoring the idot on his side he continued walking when...
"Hey Sasuke!" Two Naruto's popped up.
What the...I must be seeing things... Deciding to continue his walk. One by one dozens of Naruto's popped up saying the same thing.
"Hey Sasuke!"
"Hey Sasuke!"
"Hey Sasuke!"
All together the chanted. "HEY SASUKE!"
Sasuke's head was spinning and he...OMG THE SASUKE UCHIHA FAINTED!
Hours later...
Sasuke's eyes stirred. It must of been a dream...no Nightmare... Sasuke opened his eyes to see...
"Hey Sasuke." Nauto said smiling at him as if he'd done nothing wrong.
Sasuke stared. And stared. And stared some more. He got up slowly and camly. When...
"OMFG WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TOO!" Sasuke started pulling his hair. He started running in circles. "I MUST'VE DIED OR SOMETHING! I KNOW WHATY THIS IS! THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE SCENARIO! JUST ME AND THOUSANDS OF NARUTO AND NO ONE ELSE! SOMEBODY! ANYBOD BUT NARUTO!"
Naruto did what every sane person would do. He started laughing his ass off then got up and in a voice louder than Sasuke's he yells.
"UCHIHA SASUKE HAS GONE MAD AND DOESN'T WANT TO BECOME A SHINOBI ANYMORE!" Ofcourse everyone in the whole freaking village came to see the commotion as soon as possible. But Naruto left before any shinobi showed up. Or that's what he thinks...
In the shadows there was a figure with white spiky hair thinking...I don't know what you're up to brat and I don't know where you got those explosives...but I intend to find out...
A/n : Short I know and I didn't do everyone but I have to get off the computer and go home so bye and everything like ho he knows he's the fourths son and how he know of Obito will be explained in the next Chapter!
Cya!
Peace