Chapter 6: Leave a Boy To Do A Hoakage's Job

-----With Sakura and Sasuke-----(a/n: Didn't forget about them did yah?)

Kakashi had gone to inform the third about the missing blonde. While Sakura were talking in front of the entrance to Naruto's bedroom.

"Where do you think he gets all this stuff?" Sakura asked trying to start a conversation.

Sasuke shrugged but inside he was thinking…where the hell did he get all this stuff? Why the heck didn't he use it on missions? What kind of idiot is he? Of course he kept a calm exterior while thinking these things.

"Um…Sasuke…" Sakura said tugging on his sleeve. Of course Sasuke paid no mind. He was kind of use to it now.

"Sasuke….I think you should really, really look at the drawer of stuff right now." Sakura said. Her voice was so freaking unnerving that Sasuke decided to look to see what the problem was.

Shinobi Rule number 36: Always pay attention and trust you teammates on a battle field. Sasuke knew this rule, and follows it…usually. However Naruto's bedroom does not count as a battlefield. They weren't in any particular danger.

And he was right in this assumption; Naruto's room does not count as a battlefield. In fact it doesn't even look like a battlefield………………………yet.

As he looked at the drawer a word came out. "Shit." The drawer slipped out of the shelf and well……

CRASH! The sound of bottles crashing. The force was so bloody forceful it pushed Sakura and Sasuke and slammed them into the wall behind them leaving a very noticeable mark.

The sheer force radiating from who-knows-what was in the bottles BLEW UP the wall. Making a gaping hole. Oh but that wasn't it…remember I said that life is full of funny coincidences that aren't so funny? Well…

From the outside point of view the village was fine, happy even. The had no idea what was happening inside Naruto's soon-to-be battle field. When there was a small tremble. The wall from Naruto's apartment came bulging out and brick went every where. Spitting little sparks of fire everywhere.

Now it just so happened that a very important Shinobi by the name of…let's call him…..flippy was walking by. Now Flippy was happy today. He had just become jounin and he just came back from his very first jounin-leveled mission. It was a complete success. In fact he was carrying the package needed to deliver back to the Hokage and the report on the mission. In fact he was so happy that he let his guard down right when the wall blew up.

Part of the wall let's call that part of the wall….bricky. So bricky was so happy that he wasn't stuck with his other fellow bricks that he decides to hit Flippy on the head with his awesome powers of a brick, not really….the brick just couldn't change directions, but hey who's sane enough to talk to a brick?

The brick, a very big brick hit Flippy on the head successfully knocking him out as he fell to the ground the package slipped and fell like three inches near his head. The brick slipped off and fell on top of the package. The package, which was a scroll started to burn because the brick's left side was on fire. But it stopped after awhile because of the dirt. But the scroll was damaged alright.

Now why do we care about this event? I mean it's just a scroll. We can find tones of scrolls. I mean this is a ninja village. One scroll lost won't have any drastic results right?

I mean this was just a very rare scroll that lets you go to the future and the fact that we just although a little unnoticeable probably just destroyed the only one in exsistence. I mean atleast this way no one else can you if for anything bad or anything.

So now why do we care about this scroll since it can in no way help Naruto since he's like in the past? Well the thing is…..

----Naruto's time----

Alternate reality? What you talking about fox? Naruto was having a conversation why eating at ice cream with Tsunade beside him. Wacthing his expressions change. It was kind of creeping her out…

I mean you're in an alternate reality. Meaning that even though you're here in your actual reality you're well missing.

I'm missing? And you chose to tell me this now!

Yes.

So what happens if I go back to my own reality and leave this one?

Simple. It'll disappear….I hope

This is baaaaaaad……what about my teammates? Gahh! I don't wanna go missing! This is just like running away from your problems!

Did you come up with that conclusion yourself or did someone help?

Shut up! Who asked you?

Who else can be asking me anything but you? Unless there's another demon sealed inside you that you haven't told me about or is you imaginary friend in your head?

WHATEVER Either way I didn't ask YOU ANYTHING!

Are you saying you're talking to yourself? What finally cracked?

Outside of Naruto's head he had unconsciously crushed his ice cream cone and now the ice cream was all over his hand and was now dripping. Tsunade was now shaking the boy. "Jeez kid, if you don't like ice cream you could've said some thing. I mean how satisfying can it be to crush ice cream in your hand just cause you don't like it. Are you sure you weren't dropped on the head when you were born and caused some serious issues in your he…..I mean, how are you feeling? Does your hand feel like you just stuck it in an ice cube yet?" Tsunade said changing he voice. Thoush what she asked wasn't really helping much, at all.

"Huh? Wha?" Naruto looked dazed as he looked at Tsunade. When he got a brilliant idea he smiled evilly and cackled slightly.

Tsunade looked at him and in a sweet tone she said. "We're going to visit a nice man that will talk to you and how you feel. He's called a therapist and he's going to talk to you because you need some serious help."

"It's ok you old hag." Naruto said happily. "I have to go and do some homework! Yeah that's it!" He ran off not noticing a very pissed off Tsunade cracking her fingers.

He quickly went to 'The Cave'. Shuffling through some stuff he got out some sort of instrument that had a black screen and something black under it. Naruto searched through his clothes and found what he was looking for. It was a piece of paper with an official seal of the Hokage on it. Naruto figured it might come handy one day….so he got to work. Taking the black screen off and sliding the black board off revealing several writing instruments and paper. The expensive stuff. The type of expensive stuff that the Hokage used all the time.

--------Team 7s reality--------

Sasuke and Sakura just sat there. They were covered in dust and scratches and small wounds. Yet they sat there looking through the hole where a wall once exsisted. They looked down, half the floor was gone. How only half was gone and not the whole thing, they may never know. There was green slime here and there, black marks. The side walls were slowly chipping away. Yet they just sat there when Kakashi came back with some Anbu members. The explosion had alerted every Shinobi in a 3 mile radius.

One Anbu, a new comer…looked around carefully. Let's call this newcomer Glefy. As Glefy looked around he turned to Sasuke and Sakura and said in a not so anbu-ish manner.

"I know you guys hate him everything…but come on! This is a little much." Says Glefy as another newcomer Anbu named poky hit him over the head whispering. "Shut up!"

"What did you two do exactly?" Kakashi asked staring at the beautiful village of Konoha through a gaping whole in the wall.

Sasuke and Sakura calmly got up brushed themselves off. Sakura cleared her throat. "I'm going walk away slowly, go home and pretend nothing happened." She left…slowly.

Kakashi turned to his other student, Sasuke with a questioning look. Sasuke looked at him. "I saw nothing and you never saw me here." He said disappearing into the shadows.

I need to get more reliable students that are willing to give me information more freely…Thought Kakashi.

--------Back To Naruto's reality-------

People in Konoha were currently celebrating because their third Hokage had recently found a new successor. Everyone got a personal letter stating so. Their new successor was none other than one of the legendary sennin, Tsunade.

While they were celebrating outside on the inside of the Hokage tower that if we're lucky will surevive the wrath of a certain someone.

"WHO THE HELL SENT THOSE STUPID LETTERS OUT!" Tsunade said punching the small cart that contained tea stuff.

Somewhere in the forest Naruto was laughing his ass off.

"Please Tsunade calm down." Sarutobi said…well….calmly.

"CALM DOWN!" Tsunade was very VERY pissed off right now. "This freaking village thinks I'm going to be the next Hokage! That's very bad! I'm in a very bad situation Sarutobi-sensei."

"I know, I know." He answered. "We will find the one behind this immediately."

"When I get my hand on whoever…" Tsunade stopped dead in her sentence as she remembered eating ice cream with a certain blonde who ran away with an evil smile that happened to cackling running from her after he called her an old hag.

"That evil little brat…" Tsunade stormed out the door. "YOU LITTLE BRAT! You're gonna wish you were never born when I find you!"

As Naruto was laughing his ass off somewhere in the woods a certain fox interrupted him.

Aren't you suppose to be telling the Hokage what happened?

Oh yah…I kind of forgot….ops.

You idiot.

As Naruto argued inside his head someone was in his cave of treasures.

Jiraiya looked in front of him. He blinked. Blinked again. Rubbed his eyes just to make sure he wasn't dreaming. Hell he even summoned a small frog and asked if he saw what he was seeing. He was currently looking at Naruto's cave that was overflowing with well….what's the word….hmm…..useful things? No…that's not it….well we'll just go with some really useful stuff.

I don't think this kid realizes that what he's got hear would be very helpful to a ninja. In fact I could use this stuff to do…well to do something real nifty! Jiraiya decided to stare some more.

He finally came up with a word to describe what was in front of him. "Wow." Yeah that's the best he could do. He got an evil idea. "I just thought of a very elaborate and cunning plan."

Naruto was now eating some ramen when a dark haired boy by the name of Obito came in. Naruto stared at him noodles hanging from his mouth. As he remembered how he found out about him…

--Naruto's time 12 yrs. Old.—

Naruto was walking towards Team 7s usual meeting place but took a different route. This route meant that he would have to first pass the memorial stone of some of the saviors of Konoha.

As he neared it he stopped dead in his tracks. His sensei was staring at the memorial stone as he mumbled something.

It sounded like. "Obito, my old friend…" The rest was incoherent.

'Obito? Was that Kakashi-sensei's friend, maybe he was his teammate?' Naruto thought as he silently went back to take a different route. Though he was sure hi teacher would've known he was there, if he did he never spoke of it.

--Back to Naruto—

Obito noticed him staring. "Uh, hi?"

Naruto stared for a few moments then nodded and went back to eating his ramen. Weird…him and Kakashi-sensei don't look like they have anything in common…there's one thing I want to make sure of…

"Hey mister." Naruto asked.

"Yeah, what is it kid?" Obito asked staring at him.

"Did you have a sensei too?" Naruto asked stupidly. Dumb question, but it'll definitely get him somewhere.

Obito almost fell out of his chair at the question. "Well yeah, everyone had a sensei at one time."

"Was your sensei nice?" Naruto asked.

Obito scratched his chin wondering why this kid was suddenly so interested in his old sensei. "Yeah, he was really nice but that didn't mean he let us slack off."

"What's his name?"

"Um…I can't tell you that. It's a secret." Obito said amusingly.

"Then what's he look like?"

Thinking it was ok to tell the kid that. "He was tall, he had blonde hair and blue eyes. Just like you."

Naruto had by this time finished and paid for his ramen. He stood up on the stool and made a signal for Obito to come closer. He leaned his head closer the boy. Naruto put his hand to cover his mouth and Obito ear, and he whispered something in his ear.

"Just like the yellow flash of Konoha right?" Obito froze at that sentence, that was all Naruto needed as confirmation. He got off the stool and ran off. Since Obito and him are on the same team they had the same sensei…so dad did teach sensei…Alright now that I know that I think it's time to go back to my actual reality…

Naruto passed his house making his way to the Hokage tower when he stopped and looked at his house when he remembered.

'But first let's pay a visit to my good old friends….the bill collectors….' If anyone was paying attention, though no one was, they would've seen an evil smirk playing across his lips.

A/n: Ooooo…this is getting interesting….I updated way sooner! Hope you guys like this chapters like 2,304 words long a little longer but w.e! WEHEE! Sorry kind of hyper

Here's a hint for the next chapter for yah : it involves bees, weapons, pie and for the last added thing Narutomay summons again.

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