Chapter 6(The last chapter was actually chapter 5 cuz chapter 4 is with chapter 3 by the way): REVENGE! ...but whose revenge exactly are we talking about here?

---- Future ----

Kakashi slowly walked towards his incomplete team, Uzumaki Naruto was still missing as of two days now. In his hands were application forms for this years chuunin exams that were being held in one week. Naruto's still missing and if we don't find him soon…well…

"Good morning team!" Kakashi said cheerfully.

"Kakashi-sensei! You're l…ah forget it." Sakura said grumpily. "Has Naruto showed up yet?"

"I'm afraid not Sakura." Kakashi said sadly. "Which brings me to today's mission, we're going to looks around and see if we can find clues to Naruto's whereabouts, alright lets get moving. Sakura you head west, Sasuke you go east and I'll cover the rest." His team nodded and then they all disappeared with their oh-so-awesome-ninja-moves-and-stuff…

They immediately got a feeling of impending doom, and as any other person they totally and completely shrugged it off. Oh well, their funeral.

---- Naruto's reality----

He looked through the bushes. There it was, his enemies place. Target one's resident located.

A man with brown hair was leaving his home at the moment but no before locking it. A lot of good that's gonna do if you're living in a village full of ninja's, I mean if they were trying to break in they're definitely going to look for a freaking key to get in and not use their ninja moves.

As the man left Naruto picked the guys lock and carefully stepped inside with a bag full of stuff.

"Ok let's get started!" Naruto said doing his favourite hand seals for shadow clone jutsu.

Somewhere else in Konoha….

A person separated a bush stepping out of it. "I'm gonna find you, you evil little brat.." Tsunade whispered evilly. "You can't hide forever!"

Somewhere else in Konoha….

A snicker was heard from yet another bush. "Muahahaha, I have devised a brilliant and cunning plan." Jiraiya cackled as a man stepped away from him.

Back with Naruto…leaving the other freaks who are in love with hiding in bushes.

Naruto silently left throught the back door as the man entered his house. Let's call this man….Kippy.

Idiot entered his house with a bag of groceries. Mistake Counter: 1

He absentmindedly closed the door. Mistake Counter: 2

Now Kippy was not a ninja, didn't know the first thing about being a ninja. But he's about to wish he was a ninja.

The door slammed shut as it closed it pulled a string, the string was attached to a net at the roof of the house as the net came down it brought along 5 gallons worth of ice.

Now Kippy hated winter, but he loved to skate………I sincerely hope he's good.

"Ow! Ow! Who the- ahaha! COLD!" Ice cubes ran down his shirt and he slipped on the floor that was covered in…salt?

Ok class, science lesson. Take some salt put it on your hand and then on top of the salt put an ice cube. Kippy? Why don't you demonstrate the affects of this procedure.

"OH SHIT THAT BURNS!" Kippy was covered in salt as ice cubes fell on him turns out salt and ice cubes put together burn like hell, and Kippy's gonna have the scars to prove it.

Kippy shakily stood up and made his way to the bathroom he stared at the sink gasping for breath, turning on the tap he washed his face, slightly trembling. Remember Kippy is not a ninja so he can't tell if he's seeing a….

Kippy now looked at the mirror. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" In front of him was what his childhood fear of….butterflies! GASP! And right in front of him was a giant butterfly. He ran out screaming only to slip and fall.

….genjutsu.

As Kippy thought his horrific day full of horrific event was over he sat down on his couch grabbing his T.V. remote he switch it on, but instead of some show he can't remember the name of being on he saw a picture of a….pie?

The picture of the pie started smiling, and evil glint in his eyes baring fangs. The screen said Revenge of the pies! The pie laughed out loud, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then it looked like it was staring at Kippy. "Elo Kippy, let's play tag. I'm it."

Kippy moved his foot on his floor boards as to get up but his foot went throguht the floor and the floorboard lifted up on the other end. Flinging a whole, delicious, mouth watering pie at him. It landed on his face, the lights went out.

There was silence as the pie stuck to kippy's face. "AHHHH! SOMEBODY HELLLP ME! THE PIE'S ARE AFTER ME!" He was running in circles hitting every piece of furniture in his house triggering more traps that threw pie at him. He was covered in pie as he kneeled on his knees, clasping his hands and waving them in the air, the pie was still in his face. "Please Lord Of The Pies! Have mercy on my soul! Please!"

He ran out the door as the pie fell out of his face. Getting to the front of his house he was breathing heavily. A little boy was standing in front of him eating….pie.

"Hey Mister are you ok?" Asked pie-boy.

Kippy looked at the half eaten pie horrified. He knelt down and took the pie from the now pie-less-boy, he started petting it with an insane grin. "It's ok, it'll be alright." He looked at the boy putting a hand on his shoulder and glared at him. "You should not eat the Lord Of The Pies children boy. He will have no mercy now, it's too late for you." He said sadly. "The Lord Of The Pies will come after you, may god have mercy on your soul."

He got up and cackled slightly, fidgeting left and right eyes slowly shifting. "I must go redeem myself." He fell on his knees. "I'll free your children Lord Of The Pies! Just please! Have mercy on my souls! No more of your minions!" Kippy ran off to a pie store the free the 'Pie Lord's children'

Pie-less-boy had tears welled up in his eyes, a woman passedby and asked him what's wrong.

"Y….YOU STOLE MY PIE!" The boy strated jumping in circles, yes jumping. "I WANT MY PIE! I WANT MY PIE! PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MY PIE! PPIIIIIIIIEEEE!...WAHANAHANA!" O.o…

With Naruto…O.o…cuz pie-boy is now scaring me…a lot…

Naruto was just about finished setting up his traps in the back yard of another bill collector which is why he failed to notice Tsunade hiding behind….you won't believe me when I say she was hiding behind a bush….yep a bush.

"I finally found you." Tsunade whispered while crackling her knuckles. Tsunade was so busy planning revenge on Naruto who was busy planning revenge on a bill collector that she didn't notice Jiraiya planning revenge for some odd reason which we may never know.

Jiraiya was hding behind, yep you said it, a bush holding a bucket full of something. "Get ready Tsunade, the great Jiraiya has finally found you."

Unbeknownst to them a certain third Hokage was watching them through a certain crystal ball trying not to laugh his head-off. Because from his point of view, Naruto was doing something behind a bush, then Tsunade was hiding behind a bush cracking her knuckles and Jiraiya was holding a bucket full of something, and behind Jiraiya behind a bush, hanging from a tree was a bee hive. Yeah, you read it right. A bee hive.

The back yard door was opening……..

A/n: Yep, they're all planning revenge… Ok I know it took me forever to update…..or at least I think it took me forever to update….I'm not sure….haven't been keeping track. OH guess what! I was doing my radio drama project on the computer with my group right? And we lost our work like three times now! And it's due like tomorrow! I swear someone up there doesn't want use to finish this project! Maybe it's fate? Maybe the computer doesn't like us? Maybe it's something else? Do you guys care? Thought so.

I'll update soon!...I hope.. Yes I know how this story ends. Oh and on Valentines Day I'm posting up my one-shot (as a different story of course) so watch for it! Oh and for the dude who asked me to bring in Hinata she will come in, in one of the chapter so watch for it dude! And I'm still up for suggestions!

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