Sunny threw the pancake. It landed on a Huffelpuff's head and she threw some portage at Draco. Even the teachers joined in. The food fight went on and on until Professor Snape stopped it all.

Instead of going to their first class the whole school had to clean the great hall. While cleaning the floor, Sunny saw...her...her TRUE LOVE!

A little baby boy was crawling around on the floor, scrubbing away at some surup that had spilled. Sunny slowly crawled over and said: "Hewwo!" Sunny wasn't shy, but the little boy was. He stopped scrubbing and turned a deep deep red, then he started to crawl away as fast as he could. Sunny was so ashamed of herself. How could I have been so stupid? she thought, crawling back to where she had been cleaning earlier.

At their first class...

"I wonder who our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is." Harry said excitedly. His question was answered when a tall dark figure walked in.

He put his books down on his desk and said. "Hello, hello, hello. I am your beloved Professor Butskins."

It was Olaf, the Baudelaires knew it. But he didn't look like Olaf, there was no awful glint to his eyes, but a charming twinkle, like Dumbeldore's. On this man there was never a unibrow, but two perfect eye brows. The Baudelaires didn't care how he looked, they just knew from the way he talked, and acted.

"Wow!" Hermione shrieked. "He's so dreamy!"

"Klinka," Sunny said, which probably meant, "How could she love such a horrible horrible man? What a shmuck." Violet nodded in approval. Hermione turned to Sunny, Violet and Klaus and asked, "What?" Klaus sighed, his siblings did the same. Hermione looked at the three orphans and shook her head, then turned her gaze back to Olaf.

Count Olaf looked out at the class room and an evil grin crawled across his face.

"Now class... Let's open our books to page fifty-eight." he sneered. The class did as they were told, and turned to page fifty-eight.

Klaus looked at the title of the chapter and his eyes grew wide. "Violet," he whispered. "This chapter is about Warewolves!

What Kind of class is this?" Violet shook her head. And looked the page infront of her up and down. Her sibling was right it was about Warewolves.

Before she could even open her mouth to say something, Count Olaf spoke.

"Let's have someone read us this chapter." he said, his voice booming through the whole room. Hermione 's hand shot up. But Olaf looked past her and looked strait at the Baudeliares.

"Why doesn't Monkey-I mean Sunny, read it out loud." Sunny grimased. Klaus stood up. "You can't tell her to read that!" he shouted. "She's still to young!" Olaf smirked at the middle Baudeliare.

Violet looked at Olaf and then Klaus, and stood up. "I agree with Klaus!" she shouted.

Sunny looked at her siblings and shook her head. "I'm not a baby." she said.

Klaus and Violet sat and looked at their sister, waiting for her to do what she was going to do.

Sunny cleared her throat and looked at the page. Then she started to read it in perfect English. And then she read it over in French and then in Latin and then in Spanish. Count Olaf's mouth fell open.

Sunny didn't stop, she continued she started doing a kind of grunting noises and pointing motions.

" You can speak troll?" Exclaimed Dean Thomas across the room.

Then they heard a noise that they would never forget, that still haunts them to this day.

She started speaking parsle- tongue. At that moment something happened that was truly astounding, unbelievable there in the defense against the dark arts classroom came the incredibly deadly viper!

" Screw that!" shouted Olaf.

Klaus and Violet suddenly noticed that Olaf's awful troupe was there.

Esme,Fernald,Fiona(when Klaus saw her there, his heart broke)Kevin,Colette,Hugoand the dreadful Carmelita Spats. They were all dressed up as lemons, of different colours and Olaf was a big rainbow lemon.

The horrible troupe burst into song at that moment.

Olaf:

Hey You! The Rainbow lemons are gonna rock your world!

Kevin:

AHHH!Looks at Hands

Esme:

There's red lemons: sass, drama in style

Carmelita:

there's orange lazy lemons lying on the grass like cakesniffers

All:

Like Cakesniffers

Fernald:

There's yellow lemons eerie and hollow

Fiona:

There's green nasty and mean, it aint' no lime- remembering those good times

Hugo:

There's blue lemons sad, and sensitive it is hard being a hunchback.

Carmelita

YO! Hugo stick to the lemons

Colette:

There's violet lemons who are in love with violet, and are cool

Carmelita

There's the black lemon evil and nasty it comes from the sky!

All:

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

Esme

NO, it's the Black glorious evil lemon!

All

Hurray!

Olaf:

Hey you! The rainbow lemons will destroy the world!

All:

explosion Yeaaaahhhhh!

Kevin:

AHHHHH! look s at hands

The classroom burst into an applause. Olaf and his acting troupe bowed, except Fiona. Fiona ran of somewhere when the others weren't looking.