The next day

It was their first potions lesson today. Harry, Ron and Hermione were dreading it, but Klaus , Violet, Duncan and Isadora were looking foreword to it.

"I had a weird dream yesterday." said Klaus.

" So did I." Said Harry.

" What was it about?" Asked Violet nervously.

" Lard." They both said at the same time.

" That's very interesting." Said Violet, with a sound of relief in her voice.

Quigley walked over to the table, and faced Hermione.

Hermione stared at him dreamily, blushing.

"Yo, Hermione. Sup, dawg? Gin has been straight up trippin' wonderin' where y'all have been. 'Mione, ya were suppos'd ta meet her in the field ten min't ago."

Hermione stared at her plate, and stopped blushing.

Quigley turned to face Violet.

" Art thou purple-

"psst it's Violet." Whispered Duncan, disgusted.

" Yo, Dawg will you jus' go up trippin' out with me- Hey, DUDE YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA! Exclaimed Quigley.

Violet's eyes widened, and she slapped Quigley across the face.

" Dawg, that was fresh!" Said Quigley.

" I'll show you fresh!" Yelled Violet.

And with that she gave him a bloody nose, two black eyes, and a bro ken lip.

Klaus put his hand on Violet's shoulder.

" I thinks he's unconscious, we better take him to the hospital wing." He said.

" I'll go out with you!" Cried Hermione.

Potions Class

They entered the dungeon, a whole bunch of jaws dropped.

" Why does Snape have hearts everywhere? Asked Ron flabbergasted.

" And albums and posters of Elvis" Pointed out Hermione.

" And pictures of Esme on his desk!" exclaimed Klaus

" Esme and Olaf broke up!" Yelled Violet

" Yes, that's right! When I met Severous, I knew we were meant for each other!"

" So you're not trying to steal our fortune?" asked Violet

" Of coarse not! Why would I want that! I have Severous now, and that's all I need!"

Everyone took their seats, the girls in the front row, and the boys in the back.

The wall smashed open and there stood a really cool dude with jet black Elvis hair, he wore a leather jacket and shades. He rode a Harley He put his thumbs up.

" Groovy, baby!" exclaimed Snape

" That is like riches dude! Exclaimed Harry

" AHHHHH!" Said all the girls in awe.

They all fainted meaning the boys to catch them, instead they stepped back shaking their heads at Snape.

Harry turned to Ron.

" Ron, flip your hair with me!"

So Ron and harry started flipping their hair until-

" I'm not wearing a bra!" Shouted violet enthusiastically.

Everyone stopped flipping their hair to stare at Violet.

" Yo, Dawg I knew it!" Screamed Quigley from across the building.

Finally, everyone took their seats.

"Class, I don't feel like miking boring liquids, so let's watch a movie, baby!" Said Snape happily.

" A Movie?" asked some of the students.

" Let's watch The Titanic!. Thank you, thank you very much!"

So the class watched the Titanic, which redsulted to everyone crying and balling.

" That was the best class ever!" exclaimed Ron as they stepped out of the Dungeons.

Sunny waited for the Incredibly deadly viper to come.

" I'm sorry viper, but I must leave you to your ponders." Said Sunny

"Because have fallen in love with a bat-thingy."

Sunny:

I'm sorry viper that this has been short.

Viper:

I'm sorry Sunny- Wait I have a Wart!

Fernald:

I'm sorry someone that I have rash that's producing lard.

Sunny:

I'm sorry viper, but I fell in love.

Viper:

I'm sorry Sunny, that I can't wear gloves

Fernald:

I'm sorry someone that I have a rash that's producing fungus

All:

I'm sorrrryyyyyyyyyyyy!

They all looked at each other sadly as the song ended.