In the Slitherin common room
Sunny entered the Slitherin common room, she hated it there, she never saw her siblings, except in the great hall, because she's too young to take the classes.
Sunny noticed the group of Slitherin girls whispering and giggling.
" I absolutely despise that stupid baby brat!" Pansy Parkinson spatted to her posy.
" Why, what did she do to you?" Millicent asked.
" What did she do to me? I'll tell you what she did to me! After 3 and a half long years trying to get Draco to notice me, he finally asks me to the yule ball. Then baby brat comes!" Tears were in Pansy's eyes.
" Draco broke up withe me for that..that CAKESNIFFER!
Then a horrible looking girl by the name of Carmelita Spats popped up between the two girls and said, "Hey you little cake sniffer! That's my line!"
And then she ducked into the crowd.
Pansy started sobbing and about 4 hours later she pointed at Sunny.
" YOU!" She snarled.'
" Me?" asked Sunny pathetically.
" Yeah, you! You're going to step away from my man! You got that?" Snarled Pavarti.
" What are you going to do to me?" asked Sunny helplessly.
" Unless you back off from Draco, and he's back with me you'll still have those teeth, if not bye, bye chompers!" And with that, she strode away to the girls dormitory.
Before sunny went to bed, she looked at her teeth longingly .
The next morning
It was quiditch tryouts for the gryffindor team today.
Luna came over to the table. She faced Harry.
" Hello, Harry."
" Well hello to you too." Though it was not harry, but Klaus.
Klaus was wearing a hippie costume, he had a wig, a peace bracelet, red sunglasses, and baggy cloths.
Klaus put up his middle and index finger.
" Peacccccee" he said smoothly.
Luna turned to him.
" Oh, hello Klaus." She said dreamily.
" Call me Bo, Bo Baudelaire."
A whole crowd of girls were staring at Klaus at this.
" I like that name...Bo." Luna said dreamily.
Harry gave Klaus a glare and stormed out of the great hall, again.
In potions class they got their papers back about their essays of what they thought about the movie, each paper was embroidered with little hearts.
" I think Snape likes me." said Isadora to Harry.
" I think he likes me too." said Harry showing Isadora his paper.
That day, Harry had a plan, a plan that would never make Klaus love Luna again.
It was time for the Quiditch practice. Luna, Hermione and Fiona watched.
Harry was seeker, Ron was keeper, Ginny, Isadora and Violet were chasers and Duncan was one of the beaters.
" OK, one more spot left." Said Ron checking his list.
" it's between Seamus, Dean and Klaus.
Harry pointed at Klaus evilly " Him, MAKE HIM THE BEATER!"
" OK... Klaus it is!" Declared Ron.
Quigley walked past the seats where the girls were sitting in, then Fiona's and Quigley's eyes met.
Quigley walked up to her, only this time he was not speaking ghetto, but has an British gentleman accent.
" Hello, fair maiden." Fiona started to blush.
" Will you accompany me for a cup tea and crumpets?"
" What?" asked Fiona stupidly.
" Yo, dawg will you go on a date with me?"
" I would be happy to assist you." answered Fiona, blushing.
" What about me?" Called Hermione from behind them.
So Fiona and Quigley went for crumpets and tea, while harry had something else up his sleeve.
Luna came up to Klaus- I mean Bo to kiss him on the cheek.
" Congratulations...Bo." She said dreamily.
Harry was flaming red, he looked as if he were about to go on fire.
Harry Grabbed Bo by the wrist and portkeyed to a small room right beside the coffee shop where Fiona and Quigley were staying.
Klaus was tied up to a chair, and a bright light was shining on his face.
" What have you done with Luna?" he asked seriously
" I-
Harry interrupted Klaus.
"Anyways drink this." Harry haded a bottle of love potion to Klaus it said ,the first person you lay eyes on is the person you will love for the rest of your life, unconditionally.
Klaus drank it.
The next thing Fiona barged in, Klaus saw her and smashed himself away from the ropes.
Fiona shielded herself before Klaus could pounce on her.
"Klaus, I'm sorry but I must leave you, for Quigley.
Klaus:
I loved you, and you loved me that's the way it used to be.
Fiona:
That was then, this is now but please don't have a cow.
Klaus:
What did I do wrong?
Quigley:
You picked your nose infront of her.
Ron:
You were mental like a Niffler.
Fernald:
I Have a rash, and It's producing lard!
Klaus:
What did I do wrong?
Quigley:
You took to McDonalds.
Ron:
You made her hug Ronald.
Fernald:
I Have a rash, and it's producing fungus!
Klaus:
What did I do wrong?
Quigley:
You called her a pony.
Ron:
You turned her into a piece of Baloney.
Fernald:
I have a rash and it's producing fruit loops!
Klaus:
What did I do wrong?
Quigley:
You painted her red, green and blue.
Ron:
You farted in her shoe.
Fernald:
I Have a rash, and it's producing bananas!
Klaus:
What did I do wrong?
Quigley:
You traded her soul for a piece of pizza.
Klaus: What did I do wrong?
All: EVERYTHING!
Klaus and Fiona ran out of the dark room.
" Well, that's all we can do." Quigley grimaced.
Later on that night, from the dark room you could hear a very disturbing noise, it was Harry, cackling.
" MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"