The Baudelaires go to Hogwarts

by Remus'gal

Um, i wrote this ages ago..way different from my other storys, comedy, funny at some points... it's lemony snicketharry potter crossover... doesn't the title tell it all? P.s: it's all randomness, so if you like random, you'll like this...

12. Chapter 12

Today Ron was going shoe shopping with Hermione.

They walked into the 'in' boutique.

" Hello, how may I help you, please?" asked a woman with an abnormally large nose, and a turban on her head, Ron and Hermione thought she was a fortune teller.

" Are you supposed to be here?" asked Ron.

The women looked at the sign of the store.

" The 'in' boutique?" asked the women, but this time she did not have a strong accent, but a normal American voice.

Now Hermione was too busy looking at the shoes to care much about what was happening.

Ron looked out the window. The woman was storming into a shop called ' Madame Lulu's Guide to your inner strength and beauty"

Then the sub caption said

"if you have an inner strength and beauty...which you probably don't."

Esme and Snape were examining the fortune parlour when they go kicked out(literally)by Madame Lu Lu.

Esme came into the boutique, and went up to the counter.

" Young child, how may I help you, dear?" Asked Esme sweetly.

Ron was scared.

The wall smashed open and there stood a really cool dude with jet black Elvis hair, he wore a leather jacket and shades. He rode a Harley He put his thumbs up.

" Groovy, baby!" exclaimed Snape

" That is like riches dude! Exclaimed Harry.

" Hey, how did you get here?" asked Ron to Harry.

Harry shrugged his shoulders, popped back into the crowd.

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Screamed Hermione.

"What's wrong, Dear?" asked Esme sweetly.

"These shoe's aren't in my size!" Cried Hermione.

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At Hogwarts

" What is that horrible noise?" Asked Principle Nero, the principle of Prufock Preporety school.

Dumbledore sniffed the air.

" I sense...DEPRESSION!"

Dumbledore's robes changed to a super man suite, with a big D on the chest.

" Don't worry someone, don't feel disgrace

Boring man Dumbledore is on the case!"

" And His side-kick, Pillow boy!" Exclaimed Nero.

" Do you want to go over to starbucks, and have a de caff?" Asked Dumbledore to Nero.

Nero shacked his head wildly.

Boring man, Dumbledore

And his sidekick, Pillow boy!