Dumbledore called the students down to the great hall to see a performance.
Olaf stood in the middle of the stage. He began to sing.
Olaf:
I'm
Too Sexy
Right Said Fred
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy
for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my
shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy
for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too
sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco
dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little
turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I
do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too
sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too
sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you
know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on
the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the
catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little
turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I
shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat
too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for
my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Professor Mcgonagall came up to the stage and started wacking olaf with her purse.
" I- thought-you -loved-me!" She cried.
Olaf was still doing the catwalk.
" I'm not in love with you, I'm in love with HER!" Olaf pointed at Esme.
" oppsies, I meant her!" He pointed at Rita, Rita blushed.
I'll help you pick the parts." Said Olaf sitting next to Rita, while sticking his tongue out at Snape.
The Next day
Klaus had to tell Luna something. He met her in the quiditch field.
Klaus began crying, Luna came up to him.
"Bo, what's wrong?" she asked.
Klaus Pointed at Fiona.
" I LOVE HER!" He cried.
Luna had slight tears in her eyes, she walked up to the stage.
Luna:
Guess
mine is not the first heart broken,
my eyes are not the first to
cry I'm not the first to know,
there's just no gettin' over you
Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around
and wait
for you
But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else
for me
to do I'm hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's nowhere to
hide,
since you pushed my love aside I'm not in my head,
hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you,
hopelessly devoted to you
My head is saying "fool, forget
him",
my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold
on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted
to you
But now there's nowhere to hide,
since you pushed my
love aside I'm not in my head,
hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you,
hopelessly devoted to you
" Oh, Bo..." Luna began crying.
" My name's not Bo, it's Klaus." Said Klaus.
" Well in that case, who cares?" Said Luna happily.
"Acctually, my real name is...is Nicolas." Klaus said.
Some people gasped, some people fainted, some people even wet themselves.
"AHHHHHHH!" Screamed Luna.
" WE NEVER KNEW!" Cried Violet and Sunny.
Everything was a wreck at Hogwarts. Violet relized how dimwited Vctor was and gave up on him. Klaus was all alone, Sunny was a wreck. Harry expressed his love for Luna after dating Ginny for a while. And Olaf had it the worst. He couldn't STAND Minerva or Rita. More than any thing he wanted to be with Esme again... As for Draco and Isadora and Pansy and Duncan, when they got to know each other, they hated each other. Well, SOME people were happy, anyways, like Ron and Hermione. They were the perfect couple. Draco finally gave in and started dating Pansy again, and they're quiet enjoying themselves... And Esme and Snape, there was nothing like it...
Things at hogwarts are going to change, and soon they will all find unexpected love...
