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Chapter 5

-The Next Morning-

"Soooo....what happened at the boys' side?" asked Blaise. She was tapping her quill against the table in the Great Hall, irritated that nothing interesting has happened yet. Draco smirked, extremely amused. He could still remember the chess figures and their new faces. (A/N: Back in chapter 4...I think...)

"Here are your sodding pictures, Blaise." he drawled, tossing the packet at the girl. Blaise squealed happily as she held the packet to her. She then hurled herself at the unsuspecting boy, glomping him in a patented Blaise Hug, just as everyone piled into the Great Hall. Everyone froze at the sight, before glancing nervously at Harry. To their surprise, he didn't do anything but walked calmly to the boys' side of the Hall. Everyone shrugged before sitting down and watching the two neutrals.

"Blaise! I demand you get off of me now!" hissed Draco, angrily. The two of them were quite oblivious to the others. "Did you not here me? Off! Now!" Blaise pouted before complying with the blonde's demands.

"Fine, you big poopie head! I was just saying thanks," she whimpered, pretending to be hurt. Draco sighed before forcing himself to pat her on her shoulder.

"You are welcome, Blaise, but next time, do not touch me." he ordered, annoyed. She grinned happily before complying with his direct request. "When did they all arrive?" Blaise demanded, curiously. Draco shrugged, but before he could answer, the concealment charm expired and the results of last nights' prank appeared. All of the girls, and some of the teachers, began to laugh like crazy at the sight of the boys with donkey ears and tail. The boys had no clue why everyone was laughing until they looked at each other. Their mouths dropped and stared, stunned and horrified, before fixing an extremely scary look on their female counterparts.

"Oooh. That's it. We were going to be nice and gentle with you but now...now this means war!" fumed Ron, furious. At the sound of a camera click, he shot to his feet and glared at Draco and Blaise. "Malfoy! Zabini! Give me those! I swear, by Merlin, that if you post those pictures, I'll have your heads!" Draco and Blaise smirked, evilly, before replying.

"Lookie here, Drake," Blaise drawled. "Looks like Weasley is trying to threaten us." Draco grinned, wickedly, before replying.

"You're right, Blaise. Whatever should we do?" he purred, sinfully. All of the girls, and some of the boys, practically melted at his tone of voice, but Harry was the one who was affected the most. Blaise grinned before whipping out.............. a baseball bat. At that, the whole hall stared, stupefied. Draco sighed before grabbing the bat out of Blaise's hand.

"While it would be quite entertaining to see you chase the Weasel around with the bat, I rather you didn't get detention for the rest of the year. After all, I rely on you to alleviate my boredom," Draco drawled. Blaise beamed happily at the 'compliment', before fixing the blonde Slytherin a look.

"What do you mean 'alleviate my boredom'?" she demanded, suspiciously. Draco just smirked before getting up from the table.

"I'll see you in Potions, Blaise." was all he said as he sauntered out of the Great Hall. Blaise pouted, thinking that she had been insulted but couldn't affirm the fact. However, she forgot all of that when a certain Irish Gryffindor plopped down next to her.

"Yo, Finnegan! Whut up?" she crowed, elatedly. Seamus looked confused and looked up at the ceiling.

"Uh, the sky?" ventured Seamus, hesitantly. Blaise sighed, before trying to explain the American greeting to the sandy-haired boy.

"No, no, no, me homey. Whut up means what's happening, what's going on, clear?" she demanded. Seamus stared at the insane Slytherin before replying.

"Homey?" he inquired. "I don't think that the Great Hall reminds me of my home." Blaise sighed again before dismissing the conversation.

"Never mind. What do you want?" she demanded, slightly irritated that no one knows what she is talking about. Seamus grinned, before leaning in to tell her of his master plan to get Harry and Malfoy together. Blaise squealed to hear that Potter loves Draco, before agreeing to help Seamus. After all, she's insuring Draco's future happiness, while getting close to her crush, and getting paid to write the most interesting school battle ever. What more can a girl ask for? Operation Get-Harry-And-Malfoy-Together (aka Get-Draco-To-FINALLY-Admit-His-Repressed-Feelings-For-The-Bloody-Boy-Who-Wouldn't-Die) has begun.

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