Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd n' Eddy.

"And now for the greatest exhibit!" screamed Eddy.

"And then our museum will be open for business. Those saps wont know what got 'em. All we need now is that last exhibit. The Egyptian pyramid exhibit! Double D, where's Ed?"

"Ed went to get the last artifact."

"I got it, guys!" screamed Ed, running towards the ahem museum. A putrid stench filled the air.

"P.U! What's that smell?" exclaimed Eddy.

"It smells like spoiled tofu, rotten eggs, and the unmistakable stench of Eds socks," said Double D. "Oh, good ingredients for a mega stink bomb. Gotta write that down."

"Nah, it's the exhibit," said Ed." My tomato. It turns 8 years old in three weeks. I'm trying to plan a surprise party for him," whispered Ed.

"Ed! That's… that's… PERFECT!" shouted Eddy. We'll do an exhibit on Egyptian food! It's the perfect clincher! Truckloads of kids will come pouring in. We'll be rich. We'll be swimming in jawbreakers! Hand it over, Ed!"

"Eddy, Egyptians never grew tomato's." The climate in Egypt was too hot and dry to grow tomato's."

"So what." asked Eddy. "It's all right with me if one or two facts off."

"One or two facts! This whole museum is a lie. Look at this. Dinosaurs never co-existed with cavemen. The leaning tower of Pisa isn't made of pizza boxes! And I am not going to wear that tour guide suit. It looks like a bell hoppers uniform."

"Cool!" Eddy was in ignoring Double D. So Eddy laid down the so-called tomato down on the platform. BLAT! The tomato blew up, right in Eddy's face.

"Oh GROSS! Get this slime off me!" Shouted Eddy.

Ed screamed, "WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG! WAHHH!"

After Double D cleaned Eddy up, and Ed stopped crying, they had to get to the business of coming up with another artifact for the museum.

" How about Tomato's older brother, Chee…"

"NOO!" interrupted both Double D and Eddy.

Eddy said, "Okay, how about this. We build a life size model of a futuristic city. It can have thousands of sky high buildings, and a super powered space ship, and …"

"Too complicated," Double D said. "We have a limited amount of time before the candy store closes. I suggest we go to our attics. There's sure to be something ancient in at least one of them."

"Okay" everyone agreed.

"Lets start at Double D's house, then Ed's, and last mines."

And they were off.

By now they were in Eddy's attic. The closest thing they found to ancient was an eggbeater from 1954.

"We gotta find something old." said Eddy.

"I found a camera," said Double D.

"I found a stuffed tiger," said Ed.

"Uhh… he he, I'll take him," stuttered Eddy. "Look! I found something"

"A moose head?" asked Double D sarcastically.

"Cool!" exclaimed Ed. "That looks like a Jawwa that's been behooded."

"This can be the first animal hunted in the first civilization um… Trans-la-vania!"

"Your thinking of Mesopotamia, " said Double D. "And do you think anyone is foolish enough to fall for…"

"Wow! Let me touch it!" screamed Ed, cutting Double D off.

"Lets go!" Screamed Eddy.

They were at the grand opening of the museum. Jimmy, the pushover, and Jonny, weird kid with his imaginary friend, Plank, came. The plan was working perfectly.

"Here we have the famed first food of civilization," Double D said sarcastically. "In ancient Mesopotamia, the first civilization, people worked together to bring down game. This was the first animal killed and eaten in that civilization. Its head was preserved to remind us how important it was to work together back then. Any questions?"

"Can Plank and I use the bathroom?"

"I'm sorry Jonny , but our restrooms are out of…"

"That'll be 25 cents extra," said Eddy.

"Okay" said Jonny. "Plank says he'll go later."

"I'll stay with you, tour guide Double D," said Jimmy.

"Very well then. Jimmy, be sure to keep it clean in there."

Sploosh! Gush! Splash! Vroom!

"Double D, there's a problem in your…waahhh!"

A giant wave came gushing out and crashed down on the museum, destroying everything.

"Jonny, what happened in there?"

"Plank was playing with the sink, and sure enough, he went and,"

"Mmph, urgh, err," Eddy mumbled.

"Eddy! There's a radioactive sponge on your head, sucking out you brain."

"No it's not," said Eddy. "A piece of paper was stuck on my face. Must have come from that stupid moose."

Double D examined the pieces paper and said excitedly, "This isn't normal paper. It's a… it's a …"