The crowd was cheering wildly, they loved it!
Episode 4: Fiona the Fungi Slayer and Mushroom Man.
Violet and Sunny stared at the dark wall.
" I wish Klaus the cloud slayer was here." Said Violet glumly.
" me too." said Sunny.
" Aye! No need to fear, Fiona the Fungi Slayer is here!
" Who are you?" asked Sunny.
" Hey- your FUNGI FIONA!" Cried Violet with horror.
" I was Fungi Fiona, It all ended when...when MUSHROOM MAN DUMPED ME!...for ..for ...PORTOBELO PAMMY!
" Portobelo?" asked Sunny, confused.
" Portobelo is a type of mushroom." Said Violet.
"It's more than that! " Said Fiona."My dear love, picked her over me, we used to rule the world together...but then he found out, I'M AN ANTIBUXTOROUS!"
" oh dear." said Violet.
"That's why I've come here, to let you free, and date Klaus." Fiona had hearts in her eyes.
" Your in love with my brother?" Asked Violet.
" Well, no...but he's the next best thing to Mushroom Man."
Fiona took her mushroom hat, put it up to the door, pushed a button, and the bars broke down.
" Well, that was easy."
They changed into their normal Identities, NORMAL VIOLET, NORMAL SUNNY and NORMAL FIONA. They walked into Starbucks.
Chris was at the counter, crying.
" Chris, why are you crying?" asked Sunny.
"JOE!" He cried.
"Now, that's just wrong!" exclaimed Fiona, disgusted.
"I'm the replacement guy!"he said.
They stared at him.
" For Earl, she loved Joe, and she doesn't know where he is." Chris explained
"oh." They all said at the same time.
" Hi, I'm Earl!...Well no, I'm not."
Then Carmelita came up to him, and they started kissing, then they danced into the sunlight.
" I used to do that with mushroom man." Fiona cried.
" Duncan, Isadora, Quigley, Joe, Hypno toad and Earl, come to me!"
"So that's where Earl is..." Said some guy.
Some guy popped back into the crowd.
" Your mission is to collect all the cheese in the world, and then I need you to melt it in the cheese melter! Explained Ron, Evilly.
" Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Cackled Hermione.
So the horrible troupe got working on collecting all the cheese in the world and taking over!
Klaus sat in his bed at the mental hospital, St, Mungos.
"Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy..." he repeated over and over again.
Fiona, Violet, Klaus and Sunny walked into St. Mungos.
"I like to move it , move it! I like to move it, move it..." He chanted.
"Klaus?" Violet asked.
" La la la ." He replied.
Fiona came up to him, and gave him a weak smile, Klaus smiled back at her.
A vibration wave went past him Klaus gulped and then he wasn't mental anymore, Fiona's beauty had cured him!
" Cloudy!" He exclaimed.
Fiona hopped onto Klaus' back, and they flew off.
Ron and Hermione's evil minions got all the cheese in the world, and melted it, and ruled the world, until KLAUS THE CLOUD SLAYER CAME!
Klaus went from town to town, from city to city, from country to country, and ate all the cheese.
Klaus was very obece after the expieriance, so he worked out for a day, and was back to normal.
Klaus and Fiona fellin love and went on a date, and many after that, and they lived happily ever after-well that's what I would like to tell you, but since I am Lemony Snicket, I must tell you the truth, and the sad truth, is that the truth is sad.
Since Klaus was to wrapped up in his love life, Ron and Hermione were ruling the world...again.
" I'm bored." Hermione sighed."
" I thought ruling the world would be more fun."
" But it's not a pick nick...I like pick nicks."
" I'm going to krispy kreemes." said Ron.
" I'm coming!" Exclaimed Hermione excited.
At krispy kreemes...
" Those doughnuts look so evil..."Said Ron
"Doughnuts!"Screamed Hermione, her face up to the window.
" I'll have 30,000 dozens TO RULE THE WORLD!"Asked Ron to the counter girl.
" HEY ARE YOU RON, THE EVIL ROTTEN LITTLE RULER! I'M LIKE THE PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB!"She said excitedly.
" I have a fan club?"Asked Ron, confused.
" Yeah, she's Brittany Spears." Said Hermione, Disgusted.
"Here are your krispy kreeme' s." Said Brittany Spears, hearts in her eyes.
" Come, on let's go." Said Hermione, tugging on Ron's arm.
Klaus sat in Madame Patifoots, waiting for Fiona.
Fiona came in the shop.
They ordered a cup of tea.
" Fiona, I must confess something...I'M In LOVE WITH YOU!
" Now, that's just wrong!" Said Fiona , even though she's in love with him too
Fiona ran out of the shop.
Squidward came up to Klaus, pointed at him and started laughing at him.
Squidward popped back into the crowd, when Violet and Sunny came storming into the shop.
" RON AND HERMIONE HAVE CREATED AN EVIL DOUGHNUT CREATER TO MAKE DOUGHNUTS!" Violet exclaimed.
" cloudy." Said Klaus, wearily.
The crowd was now at the edge of their seats.