Episode five: The beginning

Klaus was very gloomy, becaus he thought Fiona broke up with him, but it was the fact that Fiona couldn't contain her joy about his secret...anyways.

Violet, and Sunny sprinted to fight the evil doughnuts, while Klaus just dragged his feet along.

They stepped at the gate way to the Evil layer.

"My minions, let you be free!" Cackled Ron and Hermione, evily.

The Doughnuts came charging at the three, Violet and Sunny started eating them, verouciously.

Klaus lazily picked some, and ate it, slowly.

Klaus ignored most of them.

" Well, that's no fun." Said Ron, sadly.

Ron pulled down the switch, the doughnut went to sleep.

The three walked into the evil lair.

"Prepare for the clamactic battle!"

" Now, my honeybun shall take his true form!" cackled Hermione.

" A CAKE" Ron exclaimed.

Ron brought hypno- toad close to his face.

It croaked, and then Ron turned into a cake, he looked up at Klaus.

" I am your father!" He said.

" Oh, that can't be good." Sais Klaus, worried.

" No, your Not!" Pointed out Hermione.

" oh...yeah."

" Now, I shall rule the world...and have fun!"

" NO,NO,NO!" Screamed Klaus, Violet and Sunny.

"YES,YES,YES!"

Then Harry came along.

"Hey guys...Oh cake!"

Harry did something evil...yet good.

HE ATE RON!

" YOU ATE MY HONEY BUN!" Screamed Hermione, furious.

"Ew, I think there's something stuck in there.."

Harry pulled out a mini Ron, he was the size of an action figure.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Hermione Screamed.

Violet and Sunny were cheering, while Klaus was still weary.

Since Ron and Hermione had given up evil...for now, they let the clouds free, to their human form.

Isadora came up to Klaus, she gave him a weak smile.

" What do you want?" He asked, annoyed.

Isadora was taken aback by his behavior.

" Don't I mean anything?" she asked.

" No."Klaus replied.

Isadora began running, when Klaus caught her back, he held her, and began kissing her.

Later Isadora and Klaus got married, So did Violet and Duncan, so did Ron and Hermione, so did Fiona and Quigley, so did Harry and a mysterious girl called Luna, so did Joe and Earl, so did Carmelita and Chris, As for Sunny, a mysterious snake came along called the Incredibly deadly Viper, and they got married.

" Evil shall always prevail, because good is dumb!"

THE END

Everyone gave the performance a standing ovation, when Cornelius Fudge came up to the stage.

" I am so sad to give up this wonderful, wonderful job, but yet I am happy..."

The audience just stared at fudge, he went on.

"Our candidates for the new Minister of Magic are: Percy Weasley, Orlando Bloom, and Brad Pitt."

All sorts of fan girls were screaming and shouting.

" And the winner is...PERCY WEASLEY!

Everyone stared at fudge...and stared...and stared, when Percy came up to the stage.

" I take this job with great enthusiasm, so much that there's something I want to tell you all..."

Percy pulled down his pants, raveling a pair of short cut off shorts.

" I like short, shorts do you like short shorts, who likes short shorts, I like short shorts..." He sang

And from that moment on, they knew this would be the best Minister of magic they will ever have.

Later that night...

" Quigley, come to me." Olaf said.

" What are you going to do with me?" whimpered Quigley.

" Step inside." Said Olaf, pointing at the Olaf Machine.

Quigley went in, scared. Olaf Pushed a button.

Quigley came out of the machine, reveling a miniature version of Olaf.

" I will raise him as if he were my own mini Olaf!" He said.

" Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" cackled Rita.

" Hey, how'd you get here?" Asked Olaf.

" I dunno?" shrugged Rita, as she walked away.