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~Chapter twelve: The Shopping Demon~

After the girls left the boys gaping, excluding Natsu and Loke since Loke was just sulking and Natsu was too caught up in his fantasies, they went…..shopping! Let's drop by.

"alright girls, let's take a looksy here." Mira said as she held her shopping list.

"you have a shopping list already!" Lucy yelled her eyes wide. Mira looked up from her list and smiled sweetly.

"well usually in fanfictions when you need an idea everybody knows you just throw in a festival and a maid cafe." Mira explained.

well than that was rude, humph. I had it planned out...okay maybe not so planned but I mentioned it earlier!

"you just based our life off of a fanfiction." Levy deadpanned. Mira blinked blankly.

"and?"

"nevermind." Levy sighed.

"well than since we are doing a maid-."

"and butler!" Lucy added.

"a maid and butler cafe, thank you Lucy, we need the dresses and the suits so thats first." Mira explained. the girls all nodded.

"alright, I got the perfect place to shop for them and also some cute accessories to go along with them. we also need-." Mira continued on and on listing the things that they needed and the places they were at exactly while Lucy was sitting there gaping at her.

"h-how does she do this!?" Lucy shakily asked. Levy shivered.

"she's called the shopping demon." Levy whispered.

"the shopping demon?"

"yea, she is always prepared and knows exactly where, when, how, and what we need and the list goes on. she has incredible speed at picking things, that's why they gave her the nickname the shopping demon, it's very incredible but-." Levy was cut off.

"are you girls listening?" Mira asked with a smile that was just a little too sweet for Levy's and Lucy's liking.

"aye sir!" they both yelled.

"good."

"she's super scary which is mainly why they end the nickname in 'demon'" Levy whispered very quietly. Lucy shivered slightly thinking of the sweet little Mira acting demonic.

"MWAHAHAH! Lucy I am your eternal nightmare!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAA!"

She shivered again. Never in her entire life would she think of this. Thank you oh so great Levy for making this pop up in her fragile mind.

"alright girls to the first shop!" Mira yelled as she ran.

"aye!" the girls yelled charging after her.

let's go check on the boys. shall we?

"this fucking sucks!" Natsu yelled. Suddenly he was tackled to the floor by Gajeel. Gajeel looked around sweating then sighed in relief. They all looked at him confused. He shivered.

"she could have heard you!" Gajeel whisper shouted. They all rolled their eyes.

"i'm pretty sure Erza isn't going to hear you swear all the way from the mall dumbass." Natsu snorted.

"shut the fuck up!" Gajeel yelled, he then proceeded to look around nervously. The boys all snickered and went to the task at hand.

"alright, how the hell are we going to build, put together, and probably paint an entire cafe?" Gray asked as he ruffled his hair.

"how should I know ice boxers?" Natsu said. Gray glared at him.

"it's not like I was asking you, we already know your a dumbass so why ask."

"WHY YOU!" Natsu yelled as he tackled Gray and started throwing punches. Jellal sighed at their stupidity.

"we have to go to a workshop or something unless we only need props and tables which I would prefer so we could just make a simple outdoor cafe." Jellal stated.

"that's pretty smart considering bunny girl calls you Jelly man." Gajeel said with a smirk.

"are you after my cousin too?" Jellal asked his eyes narrowing.

"calm your tits Jellal, he has the hots for Levy." Gray managed to choke out as Natsu punched him.

"I do not!" Gajeel yelled a pink blush working it's way up his face. Natsu smirked.

"dude, I have never even talked to you except for today and I can already tell." Natsu deadpanned.

"shut up." Gajeel grumbled.

"at least he didn't deny it." Gray snorted as Gajeel glared.

"yes Gajeel! it's better to embrace your love than deny it!" Loke yelled.

"weren't you sulking? if you were please go back to being quiet." Natsu said rolling his eyes.

"although I miss my princess I guess i'm fine and why don't you keep you rude comments to yourself pinkie!" Loke shouted.

"shut up lion boy!" Natsu retorted.

"ass kisser!"

"playboy!"

"empty headed!"

"carrot top!"

The other boys just stared at them blankly as they fired insults back and forward. Then Natsu tried to tackle Loke causing him to squeal and Natsu to laugh. Loke insulted him and then they restarted.

"is this what Lucy has to deal with all day?" Gray asked.

"I guess." Jellal answered.

"sucks to be her." Gajeel said as the others nodded in agreement.

"she's a man for putting up with this!" they all jumped startled.

"Elfman!? since when are you here!?" Natsu screamed. Elfman frowned.

"I was here the whole time."

They all looked to see if he was kidding but found no trace of it.

"you got to be kidding. where were you!?" Gray yelled

Elfman scratched the back of his head nervously.

"i-it's a m-man when you hide behind the tree because onee-chan glares at you!" Elfman yelled sweating.

The boys smirked.

"scaredy cat."

"pussy."

"pansie."

"it's not manly to call other men unmanly things!" Elfman yelled.

"..."

"..."

"you guys want to go get the supplies?" Jellal asked.

"gladly."

"c-can we take a break~!" Lucy whined panting. It's been two hours since the girl left the boys on their own and now Mira was leading the way with her trusty shopping list and they were positive that they have literally been through every nook and cranny of the mall.

"i-i'm w-with Lu-chan on t-this one." Levy panted. Mira looked at them like they were crazy.

"are you kidding we still have to get more things!" Mira shouted. Lucy let out a huff making the bangs in her face levitate for a few seconds.

"Mira! we've bought enough stuff for now! my arms are tired and hurting from the weight these bags are putting on them, not only that but Erza has to carry a portion of the bags on a big ass wagon, I think we have enough!" Lucy shouted with the remaining energy she had.

"I think Lucy's right Mira." Erza admitted. Mira pouted.

"I guess we did get a bit too much…" Mira said looking down at her list. Her eyes widened as she realized something. She started laughing nervously.

"Mira?...what is it?" Lucy asked.

"this is my karate class list not my maid cafe list." Mira said smiling nervously.

A dark aura filled the air as Levy and Lucy let their bags drop to the floor.

"Mira….."

Mira scratched the back of her head and chuckled half-heartedly.

"I-I g-guess I can get the m-maid cafe things on my own tomorrow." Mira stuttered.

The girls noded approvingly.

"let's get out of here!" Lucy cheered.

"woohoo!" Levy hooted as Erza sighed in relief.