Hi everyone! Well, I really enjoy reading little quirky stories about the cast of Avatar being put in awkward situations, so I decided to take a shot at writing one myself. Hope you enjoy it!

What If?

Host: "Welcome to TV's brand new reality show, What If?, where viewers ask us a question about the cast of Avatar! Today's question is…" (opens up envelope) "'What would the cast of Avatar do if we gave them chickens?' Interesting question; let's find out!" (hands a chicken out to each character). "Ok we're gonna give them 5 minutes, and we'll see where we are from there."

Five minutes later…

Aang: (runs around trying to hop on chicken's back) "I don't think you can ride chickens!"

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Katara: (trying to give chicken obedience lessons) "C'mon! Why won't you sit!"

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Sokka: (turning spit handle, watching chicken roasting over fire while drooling profusely) (Katara: "Sokka, you idiot! You weren't supposed to kill it!")

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Zuko: (unsuccessfully trying to teach chicken to chase Aang) "Stupid chicken! Go! Get the Avatar!"

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Zhao: (lights chicken on fire and watched gleefully as it runs around shrieking and burning) "Hahahahahaha! This is great!" (mumbles under breath) "If only I could do that to Zuko…"

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Ozai: (Enraged because chicken will not kneel down before him) "Incompetent chicken! You will pay for your insolence!" (blasts chicken into smithereens)

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Iroh: (pours tea for chicken) "So, how long have you been married?"

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Jet: (Furiously interrogates chicken) "Listen, foul, if you don't answer all my questions, you're going to be served with leechie nuts on my dinner plate! Are you Fire Nation or not?"

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Haru: (Showing chicken around) "…and this is my father, Tyro." (Tyro to chicken: Nice to meet you…uh, sorry, I didn't catch your name…")

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Cabbage Merchant: (sitting across from chicken) "So, you like cabbages?"

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Momo: (looking confused) What's a chicken?"

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Appa: "Are chickens edible?"

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Host: "Well, that's all for now! We'll be back in an hour to see how everyone's fairing." (mumbles) "…though Zhao's and Ozai's chickens don't seem to be doing very well…"

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An hour later…

Aang: (walks up to Katara holding a very squashed chicken) "Hey, Katara. Can I borrow your chicken? Mine's flat."

Katara: Sorry, Aang. My chicken ran off with Zuko's." (glares at Zuko)

Zuko: (sitting on the floor with a frown and arms crossed) Knew that was a complete waste of time anyway…"

Katara: "By the way, what happened to yours?"

Aang: (looking kind of embarrassed) "Well, you know that I wasn't sure if chickens were ride-able? Well, they're not."

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Sokka: (licking fingers) "Yup. That's what I call good poultry." (Katara: "I STILL can't believe you killed it...")

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Zuko: (watching Iroh and chicken, brooding) "If Uncle thinks that I'm going to allow that chicken on my ship…"

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Zhao: (steals Cabbage Merchant's chicken) "Ha! My next victim!" (proceeds to watch as it bursts into flame) (Cabbage Merchant: "Nooooooooo! My chicken!")

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Ozai: (watching blazing remnants of chicken) "Maybe next time it'll listen to me…"

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Iroh: (chatting away with chicken) "Oh, having you on our ship is a marvelous idea!" (shifty eyes) "It's only a matter of convincing my nephew…"

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Jet: "OK, chicken. Now that you're an official Freedom Fighter, you get to have your own treehouse."

The Duke in background: "But Jet, we don't have any extra space!"

Jet: "OK, then. You can have his room."

The Duke: "What!"

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Haru: (slaps hand to face) "Sorry, Dad! The chicken just can't earthbend!" (Tyro: (propping chicken up in preparation for yet another earthbending technique) "Just give me three more minutes; I'm sure he'll get it!")

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Cabbage Merchant: (looking forlorn) "First the cabbages, now the chicken…"

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Momo: (peering at chicken curiously) "So, THAT"S what a chicken looks like…"

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Appa: (has a few feathers stuck to his face while chewing slowly) "Hmmm. Tastes just like moon peaches…"

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Host: (appalled at all the horrible things that have occurred to the chickens) Uh…well, things haven't turned out as well as I planned…we've lost five chickens, and one's flat as a pancake, courtesy of Sokka, Zhao, Ozai, Appa, and Aang.

Aang and Sokka: (looking quite embarrassed)

Ozai and Zhao: (Grinning madly)

Host: (Still wearing horrified expression) Uh… well, I'm your host. Join us next time where we bring an anonymous item from the audience and see how the cast of Avatar reacts to it, on What If?!

I tried as much as I could add funny stuff, and it's my first shot at an all-around humorous story, so I'd really appreciate reviews as to tell me how I'm doing. Oh, the next one should be out in a couple of weeks...probably after the new episode of Avatar. Thanks for reading!