Hola everyone! If you enjoyed the first chapter, then you'll love this one! It's a tad longer, which means MORE FUNNY! The end's the best part! This one ties back to the first chapter, by the way…so read it before you read this one. Well, here's Chapter 2!
What If?
Host: "Hi, and welcome to TV's hottest new show, What If?! The question for today is 'What if the cast of Avatar was given an anonymous item and left to react to it?' Well, we're going to give each character from Avatar the unknown item, which has generously been supplied to us by the audience." (points to a row of boxes) "These are our items! Keep in mind that the cast of Avatar does not recognize what they are, so no shouting out." (points to audience) "That means YOU! OK, first box goes to…Aang! Then Katara! Sokka! Zuko!..." (yells out other names) "OK, then. Now that everyone has a box, let's get started!"
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Aang: (extracts a ceramic toilet seat from box and pulls it over his head) "Whoa. What is this thing? Some kind of weird hat?"
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Katara: (turning it upside-down and looking at it) "What's this hole for? Waterbending?"
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Sokka: (stomach rumbling) "So hungry..." (looks in box at toilet seat) "Oh, man, you can't eat it!"
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Zuko: (holding toilet seat and smirking) "Maybe I can use it to capture the Avatar…"
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Zhao: (grasping seat while grinning maliciously) "Maybe it's used for torture…" (glances at Zuko) "Ooh, I like this…"
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Ozai: (holds up toilet seat for all to see) "Ah ha! From now on, this shall be the new Fire Nation insignia! Feared by all!"
(audience giggles)
Aang: "What are they laughing at? Is my hair sticking up funny or something?"
Katara: "Aang, you don't have hair…"
Aang: (cheeks turn red) "Oh, right…"
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Iroh: "Oh, this white, ceramic, basin-shaped thing is quite fascinating!" (looks closely at toilet seat) "I wonder if it holds tea…"
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Jet: (interested) "This might make a great present for my new feathered Freedom Fighter." (The Duke in background: I STILL can't believe you gave the chicken my room…")
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Haru: (inspecting toilet seat) "Hey Dad, what are we supposed to do with it?" (Tyro: "I don't know, maybe…throw it at firebenders?")
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Koko to Aang Fan Club: "Look!" (points at Aang, who's rearranging the toilet seat on his head) "Aangy's setting a new trend!" (Rest of the Aang Fan Club: Ooooooh….")
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Momo: (peering curiously at toilet seat) "Ooh, this is even more interesting than the chicken…"
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Appa: (groaning uncomfortably) "Oh, I KNEW I shouldn't have eaten that chicken…feathers just don't agree with my stomach…" (glances at toilet seat) "…at least this thing is plucked and ready to go…"
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Host: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm getting a good laugh at what's going on. Well, we'll be seeing them all again in about..." (looks at watch) "Oh, say…an hour. So stay tuned to see what happens!"
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An hour later…
Host: Well, we're back! Let's see how everyone is doing."
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Aang: (fumbling around with toilet seat, which happens to still be on his head) "Well, I can now safely assume that this is DEFINITELY not a hat…" (tries to pull it off his head) "Hey, it's stuck!" (desperately trying to tug his head out of the toilet seat) ! "I can't get it off! HELPPPP!"
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Katara: (still confused as to what it's used for) "I know it has something to do with water, but what?" (sees Aang struggling with the steadfast toilet seat) "Hold on, Aang; I'm coming!" (rushes over to help)
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Sokka: (vacantly chewing on the edge of the toilet seat while staring into space) "Fooddd……..."
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Zuko: (looking it over angrily, believing it to be a high-tech tracking device) "Where's the button on this thing!"
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Zhao: (hurls toilet seat at Zuko's head while grinning evilly)
Zuko: (toilet seat collides with the back of his head) "Owww!"
Zhao: "Hee hee…this is fun…"
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Ozai: (running around holding toilet seat high in the air) "Fear the power of this awesome and mighty object! FEAR IT!"
(audience laughing)
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Iroh: "Hmmmmm…." (rearranging some newly found mosaics on toilet seat) "There. Finished!" (glances over at Zuko, who's scrabbling with his own toilet seat) "Prince Zuko! Look- my very own tea holder!"
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Jet: (studying toilet seat) "If we had more of these, we might be able to use them to attack the nearby Fire Nation village…." (looks over at chicken) "What do you think?" (chicken blinks)
The Duke in background: "Jet, I really don't think-"
Jet: "Nobody asked you!"
The Duke: "But Jet-"
Jet: "If you bother me one more time, I'm going to give the chicken your privileges as a permanent Freedom Fighter!"
The Duke: "Nooooooooo!"
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Haru: (playing a game of beanbag toss with the toilet seat and some rocks) "Hey, Dad- look! I made up a game that we can play!" (Tyro: "I really don't think that's what it's used for…")
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Koko and Aang Fan Club: (walking around with toilet seats on their heads) "Look, Aang! A new fashion!"
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Momo: (sniffing toilet seat curiously) "Hmmmmm….."
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Appa: (eating toilet seat) "Munch…munch munch…"
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Zuko: "By the way, where did you get those mosaics?"
Iroh: "From my sleeve, where I put the lotus tile when we were chasing the Avatar."
Zuko: "What! You mean to say that you knew where the lotus tile was the ENTIRE TIME?"
Iroh: (looking away) "Maybe…"
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Host: "Well, there you have it! This is what the cast of Avatar does with …" (to camera man) "Should I say it?" (camera man nods) "…a toilet seat!"
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Sokka: (stops chewing on toilet seat) "What!"
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Ozai and Zhao: "What!" (Ozai is still holding up toilet seat)
Aang: "So that's why they were laughing…"
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Sokka: (hides chewed-up toilet seat behind his back) "I knew that…"
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Aang: (continues to run around with toilet seat still attached to his head) "I told you it wasn't a hat!"
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Zuko: (blows up) "WHAT! NO WONDER THERE WEREN"T ANY BUTTONS!"
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Katara: (holding toilet seat) "So the hole IS used for waterbending!"
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Momo: (scratching head) "What's a toilet seat?"
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Appa: "Oh well…" (continues chewing)
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Host: (laughing) "Now THAT's what I call humorous!" (Ozai and Zhao come running up with flaming fists)
Zhao: "You're going to pay for this!"
Ozai: "Yeah! What he said!"
Host: (horrified) "You can't do that! This is public television!"
Zhao: "Well, it's going to become a public assassination!"
Host: (runs) "Aaaaggghhhhhhhh!" Security! Security!"
(Furbies with flamethrowers, machine guns, and snipers come running into view) "Furbie KILL YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
(Zhao and Ozai start running) "Aaaaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They're coming! The furbies are coming! Run for your lives!"
(everyone starts screaming and running around)
Host: (very narrowly escapes getting trampled by a ten-ton bison, then dodges a flying Avatar with a toilet seat on his head) "Well, folks, that's all the time we have for today! Join us next time on- Oomph!" (Aang comes shooting back into view and knocks the host over)
(Sokka comes tearing through the crowd with his pants on fire) "AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH! I've been hit! I'VE BEEN HIT!"
Host: (hurriedly rushing through end of speech and watching out for flying airbenders amidst all the chaos) "HopeyouenjoyedtheshowjoinusnextweekonWhatIfBYE!"
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Whooo! That was SOOOOOO much fun to write! Hope you enjoyed reading the story as much as I did writing it. Well, the next one may be about jobs or clothing or somethin'…I'm not sure yet. Thanks to Blaze83 for giving me the ingenious idea about furbies (though I've always hated those crazy rabid things anyways; my friend had a furbie that she took the batteries out of, and in the middle of the night, it started talking from inside her closet! I swear, those things are EVIL!) Anyway, see you guys!