OK, first off, I have an extremely important announcement: -cough- ZHAO IS DEAD! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! –cough- That is all.
Anyways, sorry about not updating, folks; I have a busy life. Can't help it. But truly, I am reallllly sorry…: (I just hope the waiting was worth it; I spent so long working on this one….I think that I'm going to write little updates on my Profile page, just so you guys know what's happening...well, enjoy!
TV's What If
Host: (standing in front of a mall, grinning) "Welcome back to TV's hottest new show of What If, where the cast of Avatar is given tasks or items to work with! Today, we're sending them to the Danbury Mall, where they will be given gift certificates and let loose…so to speak. Then we'll all meet for lunch in the Food Court. Bob?"
(gift certificates magically N.A. Oh, who am I kidding? appear on set, everyone is given one)
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Aang: (walking around mall, looking around, sees ToysR'Us) "Ooh! Fun!" (zips into store with certificate in hand, stops and sees how many toys there are) (eyes get huge) "So this is Heaven…."
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Katara: (looking around, sees water fountain, runs over and crouches on the edge) "Wow…look at all the pennies…"
Security Guard: (comes running over and takes her by the arm) "No, no, miss!" (points finger) "The bathrooms are that way!"
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Sokka: (walks into store and out, humming) "Hmm mm mmmm….wonder if any of these places have boomerangs…"
Security Guard: (comes running out of nowhere and grabs Sokka) "Sorry, sonny, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Sokka: (confused) "I didn't do anything!"
Security Guard: (drags Sokka by the arm) "Yeah. Tell that to the Judge…"
Sokka: (looking positively horrified) "-Gulp- …Judge?"
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Zuko: (walking alongside Iroh)
Iroh: (stops walking, stares into a store)
Zuko: (sees that Iroh is looking into Victoria's Secret, quickly clamps a hand over Iroh's and his own eyes) "Uncle!" (pulls Iroh away from store) "Uncle, what has gotten into you?" (takes hand off face)
Iroh: (looking thoughtful) "I wonder if I should go get Jun something from there…"
Zuko (absolutely horrified) "…Uncle?"
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Pakku: (glaring at certificate) "Lousy show-hosts…like ten stinking dollars is going to get me anything…"
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Appa: (lounging about in the middle of the mall, people staring cautiously) "Munch, munch…"
Lady: (sobbing hysterically to security officer) "Where did my child go? He was wearing a faux fur coat and-"
Appa: (stops chewing) "…child? I thought it was a fuzzy cheese doodle or something…"
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Momo: (hanging from ceiling, holding various citrus fruits while people run around screaming below him) "Heehee… THAT'S RIGHT! I AM THE MIGHTY LEMUR! FEEL MY LEMONY WRATH!" (hurls lemons down at people) "Finally, now I know how Zhao felt that whole time with the ice-cream…"
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Zula: (grinning evilly as people walk past her) "Now it is time to avenge my father…and this mall is the perfect place to start. Innocent, unsuspecting little children walking around without their parents…hehe…"
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One hour later…
Host: (scratches butt furiously) "Man, I GOTTA start using baby powder more often…" (sees that camera is on) "Oh, uh…whoops…hehe…well, it's, uh, time for lunch. So let's meet everyone in the food court!"
(miraculously appears in Food Court) "Let's see what's goin' on."
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Aang: (holding a big bag of toys and looking thoughtfully at the McDonald's menu) "Hmmm…"
Worker: (leans over and looks at Aang) "Would you like a Kiddie Meal?"
Aang: (insulted) "I'm not a kiddie!"
Worker: (leans in closer) "It comes with a free toy…"
Aang: (perks up) "Toy? Well, come to think of it, I'm not THAT old…"
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Katara: (leans over counter at Subway's) "Yeah, I'd like a-"
Security Guard: (runs up and takes her away) "I told you already, miss! Bathrooms are THAT way!"
Katara: (protesting) "But I didn't even-!"
Security Guard: (looks closely at her) "I know you had to go to the bathroom before, but if you needed a Barf Bag, you could have just asked."
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Sokka: (successfully snuck back into the mall and is eyeing a Mexican menu) "I'd like to try the Jalapeno pepper sauce, with, uh, tacos?"
Worker: (in an extremely nasal voice) "Here is your food, sir."
Sokka: (digs hands into sauce and eats it) "Mmmmm…" (Jalapeno sauce starts to take effect) "Oh my god! Not again- Hothothothothothothot!" (furiously fans mouth while looking around desperately) "Need…water….hothot…water…"
Security Guard: (grabs Sokka by the scruff of his neck) "Ah hah! I've got you now, little delinquent boy! There's no escaping this time!" (tosses Sokka outside)
Sokka: (bangs on glass desperately, face becoming beet red) "Please! I need water! WATER!"
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Zuko: (sips Coke, stops, then slams fist down on table angrily) "I wanted DIET!"
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Iroh: (hums something, then leans over to Zuko) "Prince Zuko, I made up a new song! Care to hear it?"
Zuko: (sucking on straw, which now contains DIET coke because the workers were so afraid of him that they ran over and gave him a new drink) "No."
Iroh: "OK, then!" (starts howling) "Ohhhh, Jun, Jun, Juuuu-uuuuu-"
Zuko (clamps hands over ears) "Uncle, be quiet!"
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Pakku: (waiting around impatiently while Food people fix him his decaf latte) "So when is this drink going to be finished? At this rate, you'll have enough latte to satisfy a flea by the time I'm 80."
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Aang: (munching on his Kiddie meal while zooming a little toy car around the table) "Hey, Appa boy, you hungry?"
Appa: "I had lunch."
Aang: "Really? Oh, did you hear? Some little kid in a furry coat's gone missing."
Appa: "Yeah, I heard…" (violently coughs up large hairball the size of a small child)
Aang: (silence) "Um, Appa, what exactly did you have for lunch?"
Appa: "Uh…hehe…let's just say it was full of protein…"
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Momo: (still hanging from rafter) "Hmmm, I always wondered what a lemon tasted like…" (takes bite) "…" (EXTREME LEMONY PUCKER) "…I can't…move my…face…."
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Zula: (hiding behind a column while little kids pass, taking the first bite out of an anchovy) "Uggghhh…-Cough- ….oh…-Gag-…oh, that's gross…"
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Host: (eating a sandwich) "Well…-Munch- …that's about all! Join us next week on TV's What If!"
Mwuahahahahahaha! I feel so evil; I get to do anything I want to these poor characters…hahaha...it feels so good…POWER COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, again, I'm really sorry about not being able to update; please forgive me; I've been extremely busy; I mean, who can blame me? I'm in High School! Just don't expect any new ones too soon, unless I crack down on my work and get to doing this. I know this is a very short chapter, but I hope it was good! Normally, I don't think anything I write is really funny, but I even cracked up when I re-read it. I hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I did.
Oh, and for all of you people who believed I was wrong when I said I had a feeling that Yue was gonna be the sacrifice, HA! I was right, you were wrong, nanananana! Sorry, just HAD to rub that in. No one believed me when I said it, but it turned out I was RIGHT! So HA, beat that:P
It's weird, whenever I say I have a "feeling" that something is gonna happen, it always does. Like, when I first saw Zula, I kept saying, "That HAS to be Zuko's sister. And no one believed me! But look, I was right!
Oh, just for you Anti-bush people (and everyone else), it turns out that Bush is literally one of the least-liked Presidents in history! Not kidding; there was a survey that proclaimed that he was one. No offence to Republicans whatsoever… (In fact, most of my friends are Republican and they hate Bush's guts right now. Go figure.)
Special thanks to:
Zukoscute2, for the great idea about the mall…
Koikitten, for the idea about McDonalds and stuff…
And Amberhawk, because of her hilariously funny and nice reviews that made my day when I was feeling crummy…
P.S. Sokkasgirl, I know you sister! Hahahaha! She's cool…
Anyways, I hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving, and I hope all of you had a chance to watch the finale, which in my opinion, turned out excellent. And if I don't get to update before Hanukah and Kwanza and Christmas and Rhome don, I wish you a very happy Whatever-you-celebrate! Bye!