A/N: Ok, I realise now that for the past 2 chapters I have not put my disclaimer. So to save you from wondering andfrom my mindless babble I will just go straight to the point.BTW, reviewer thingies are at the bottom. ;D

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inu-yasha butI do own my thoughts no matter how perverted thay may be (I don't daydream of Inu-yasha...I DON'T!runs from disbeleaving stares)

Chapter 3

School Daze

'Good Morning Tokyo! Welcome to the beginning of a beau-ti-ful day! It's 14'C and sunny! And now for our traffic report-'

"Sannngooo, turn it OFF!", Kagome wined as the alarm clock dragged on about traffic back-ups and accidents and everything else she didn't care about. She had the pillow pressed over her head to make an attempt at blocking out the noise. Sango pressed the sleep button then flopped her head back down on her pillow. Kagome returned to a breathing position by pushing her pillow off her face. Silence. Nothing but silence was heard until Sango's mother came in and opened the curtains letting in the morning sun. Both the girls hissed and Kagome decided she liked it better under her pillow.

"Wake up girls! Time to get ready for school!", she sang happily then, "I hope you two weren't up all night talking. You promised you would go right to sleep!"

"Mooommm... We're teens, all we do is sleep. You should know this by now. Besides I don't wanna go to school", Sango complained. Kagome snickered.

"I'm afraid that's not your choice, m'dear".

"It should be. I'm the one who has to suffer the intolerable". This made Kagome laugh. Sango was always like this in the mornings. Unless there was something for her to look forward to there was no getting through to her.

"Enough, Sango. Get up!". With that her mom pulled the covers off her daughter. Sango yelped at the sudden coldness and reached for the covers which were now bundled up in her mothers arms. "I had to do laundry today anyway dear. Now, up to it. Don't want to be late!", and she left.

"I don't wanna", wined Sango while getting up and going over to her walk-in closet.

"Aww, poor Sango. She actually has to get up on a Friday", said Kagome in mock sympathy.

"Hey, leave me alone. You know I'm not a morning person. Why did they make a such thing as morning anyway? I mean, nobody likes the morning.

"Sango, the morning wasn't 'made', it's just here because of the sun. And, believe it or not, some people actually like the morning. Why? I don't know. Personally, I think there crazy, but I'm also not that 40 or something percent that actually like this time of day",said Kagome in a matter of fact tone.

"No".

"'No' what?"

"There not crazy, there just plain insane. Liking this time of day. What's wrong with them?"

While waiting for the bus, Sango and Kagome went into the coffee shop that was right beside their bus stop, literally. School normally started the same way every morning, trying to ward off sleep. That is unless something unusual or exciting happens or is supposed to happen. But, today felt like one of those days where not much was going to happen so today there were going to ward off sleep this morning with...

"Two 'Cinnamon Late's' please"

"Two?"

"Yes, two. One for me and one for my friend here", she said while putting her hands on Kagome's shoulders and pushing her forward into the counter.

"Oh, ok. Let's all use Kagome as a bouncy ball! I'm sure that if you throw her hard enough at the floor she'll bleed again!"

"Oh, sorry Kagome. Are you ok? I forgot about your injuries for a second", said Sango in an undertone so the waitress person wouldn't hear.

"Yea, I'm fine. I'm not so sure about my stomach though. I feel like something is eating me from the inside out. I don't think I'm bleeding, thank God".

"Eh-heh, you don't believe in God. Come on, we'd better get to school".

Sango and Kagome were sitting in home room, now awake from the late's. The teacher was going on and on about what would be happening that day. To know what there doing that day meant as much to them as the fly trapped in between the to pains of glass of the window. AKA, not much. Here, have a look at their time-table...

Block A) Homeroom/English

Block B) Math 10

Block C) Exploratory

Block D) Science

Block E) Study Hall

Block F) P.E.

Block G) History

Or somewhere along those lines. Their exploratory isn't so bad though because their in drama class. Kagome and Sango always got a good laugh out of that. One time in 8th grade Kagome laughed so hard at this one guy she swallowed her retainer and had to have an operation to get it removed from her throat. She could still breathe because the damned thing was near her stomach; not to mention the retainer had holes in it.

Anyway, that one guy just so happened to be Inuyasha. Now, Kagome didn't like him or anything, she just thought he was funny sometimes.

Later in drama class everyone took off their shoes and sat down on the wooden boxes, benches or just on the floor. They waited for their teacher to start the class and while they waited, they talked. Who wouldn't? Kagome and Sango were talking up a storm about the usual girl stuff; absolutely nothing in particular. Just random things that nobody else understood. The teacher stood up from her desk and told the class to shut-up. More politely of course, but it was still shut-up all the same. They hushed, waiting. Everyone loved this teacher. She didn't get you in trouble for chewing gum in class of anything. Partly because she didn't really care but mostly because if you choke on it, it's not her problem.

The class began with their teacher explaining that she was in need of a break so they could do short skits if they wanted to. Stuff like comedy or anything else you could think of. If anybody asked, they were practicing entertaining an audience.

Everybody looked around stupidly for a few moments then Inuyasha put his hand up. He had a smirk on his face; that was normally a bad thing if you hated stupid but hilarious comedy.

The teacher let him go up to the 'stage' AKA, the front of the room, with a sigh. Everybody knew this was going to be strange in some twisted way.

Inuyasha began his 'act'. Here's how it went:

So sorry for the cliffie-ish thing, whatever, but I wanted to make an Inu-yasha's funnies chappie. I'm working on it as soon as I finnish writing this, so yeah. Please be patient with me!

Kamesha