A/N:This, people, is chapter 2. If you don't like it then too fricken' bad for you! By the way, I decided 'screw it' on the 8 reviews thing...

Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha or any of the other characters in this chapter! Don't hunt me!

Warning: Total OOC in every chappie. And a hell of alot of swearing. lol!

Chapter 2

The Meeting

"God damn it, Sesshomaru! I told you a thousand times that your not the only one trying to find, and kill, that son-of-a-bitch Naraku!", I screamed at him. Sometimes I swear that he thinks that the world revolves around him and not the sun. Urg, I hate the sun. Always being trapped indoors...

In his usual emotionless tone of voice he said, "Just because he killed your parents-"

"JUST because he killed my parents? You're only after him because you want to equal the score in your childish battles! Not because he slaughtered your whole damn family!", I screamed in his face. All he did to show that he was listening was to wince at the loud noises, or 'racket' as he called it, coming from my mouth.

"Maby it was a mistake to blood you. I should have left you for dead while I had the chance".

"So? Kill me now if you hate me that fucking much", I whispered in a deadly hiss, holding my arms widespread from my body.

"You know I can't do that, you're powers are too strong. It would end up killing both of us".

"How is that a bad thing?", I asked him while returning to my usual relaxed position. I was still pretty fucking pissed though. Nothing new.

He just glared at me. Lucky for me I learned when to shut up years ago. Others more unfortunate had to learn the hard way. Even then some didn't get it and lost their heads as punishment. Literally.

So, welcome to my life as it is now. Controlled. Now don't get me wrong, I try to break or bend every rule there is, unless I happen to agree with it. Example: one that I don't agree with is 'Don't kill innocent mortals for fun, out of boredom or otherwise' but I do agree with and follow the most important rule of all, in my eyes anyway. 'No sex'. Plain and simple. Mating is allowed but the 'for fun' stuff isn't, especially rape.

On that topic, I remember somebody in the clan decided to play a little joke on a rainy day. Here's what happened, from what I know at least.

I was sitting on my bed,(most of the blooded vampires had beds because that's what they were used to. True vampires had coffins out of tradition, even though it was like the 21st century or something.) reading a comic book I had stolen from one of the other vampires down the hall when I heard a loud noise from down stairs. Now you see, I am the curious type and can only sustain myself for so long.

So I'm down stairs a couple minutes later when I hear the same noise from before, except I can understand the words this time. They were "Help! Help! Rape! Somebody help me!".

Naturally, there was a crowd forming around the door, but nobody dared go in. That was the Lady's job. I went to stand beside Sesshomaru. Apparently he was curious, too. Not that you could blame him or anything, nothing ever happens around here worth interest.

"Hey, what's going on?", I asked.

"Practical joke", he replied.

"Are you sure? How do you know?"

"I use my ears, unlike any of the others around here. I can here them giggling behind the door", he said half disgustedly.

"Oh", was all I said. Then "They?"

"Yes 'they'. A boy and a girl. Both idiots if you ask me".

Just then the Lady came and told her servant to get the door. When he did, the people in the room fell silent. You could almost feel their fear radiating off them.

'Serves them right', I thought. 'They should know better than to upset the Lady like that'.

"Come forth, both of you", she said briskly. She was obviously very much annoyed about this. Most of the time, people will go out of their way to make the Lady happy because she actually was a nice person. 'They must be new', I thought. 'hehe... suckers'.

By this point I had a smirk on my face. Whoever it was, I didn't feel the least bit sorry for them. I normally didn't when it came to members of the clan. They could all be slaughtered and I wouldn't give a shit at all. Ok, maby a tiny, tiny bit, but still.

A boy with short, black hair tied into a dragon's tail at the back of his head and violet eyes stepped out first. He was older and taller than I was by about half a foot but that didn't change the fact that I could kick his ass. Following him was a girl with waist length dark brown hair tied into a pony tail at the top of her head. Her eyes were brown and she looked about 18.

"State your names", the Lady said.

"Uhh... my name is Miroku and she's Sango", said the boy.

"And what exactly do you think you were doing?", said the Lady in a calm yet stern voice that would give even the strongest demon shivers.

"We were just trying to brighten up the day a little", he replied in a shaky voice.

"You know the rules here. I do not allow trouble makers in my clan. You either behave or pack your bags".

"Yes'm", they said in unison.

"I will personally make sure that this deed will not go unpunished. And as for you... ", she said, turning to face the rest of us. "Why are you all just standing around? Back to your rooms!", she said in a sweeter than sweet voice which, needless to say, scared the hell out of all of us. We ran, naturally.

Later, I was pacing Sesshomaru's room. I hardly leave him alone anymore just to show him what he got himself into. Anyway, I was talking occasionally but mostly I was thinking and replaying the event in my mind.

"Miroku and Sango, huh? Sound like idiots to me", I said to Sesshomaru. I knew he wasn't really listening to me but it would seem weird if I was in my room talking to myself. Besides, if I need to get his attention I just throw something at him.

"Of course", he said. "You'd fit right in with them".

I made a fist then stuck up my middle finger. "Fuck you, Sesshomaru!"

"Fuck yourself. It's cheaper".

"That is soo old dude".

"Well, I wouldn't know. I've only been alive for about, oh say, 400 years. I can't keep up to date with everything. It's hard enough just looking after you".

"Your NOT my babysitter!", I yelled

(so on an so forth. If I kept up with retelling my argument with Sesshomaru, well, we'd be here forever)

You have to admit though that it was kinda funny. And Miroku and Sango are my friends now. I'm not gonna explain how that happened because to tell the truth, I don't even know. They are literally my only friends now and we're tight. All my mortal friends, or what little I had, ditched me years ago so Sango and Miroku are all I got. Not that I care. I hate large crowds anyway.

So, like I said, 'most rules are meant to be broken', but not all. Remember that. Otherwise you might end up in a closet with some guy and your shirt on the floor.

A/N: well, that was new. For me anyway. Personally I think I like that chappie. Don't worry homies... Inuyasha will be making his grand appearance in either chapter 3 or 4. Don't know yet 'cause i don't plan ahead.

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Hey, if anyone comes up with a plot for this story could ya let me know? I got nuthin. I really need to think there things out...

P.S.: This time I want 10 reviews!