Okies…sorry this chapty came later than usual but I had…stuff to do yesterday…like sleeping…all day…

Anyways! Let's see…rantings on yu-gi-oh episodes!

Those of you that didn't get to see the new episodes last weekend, I hope you got to see them this weekend! Basically most of it was the Joey vs. 'apdnarg' duel. Joey won. Ok, now that the summary is done, onto highlights!

DID YOU GUYS SEE SETO JUMP OUTTA HIS PLANE? AND ROCKET LAUNCH DOWN? Well, I guess it's called rocket launching…either way, never thought I'd see Kaiba do dat…it would have looked stupid if pretty much anybody other than Kaiba attempted it but since it was him he made it look good of course! (drools and stares at 50 pics of Kaiba on wall) anways…

I'm starting to like Leon a lot. I think he's really cute and he and Mokuba would make good friends. AWWWWWW!

Nothing really else much that I can think of…I mean, there wasn't that much other Kaiba stuff in it (boo hoo). But after Kaiba made his speech and the crowd started shouting "KAIBA KAIBA!" I was shoutin it too!

My dad: what's she shouting about?

My mom: oh it must be a new episode of that yugi-thing show.

My brother: (sigh) now she's gonna spend an hour talking to me about Kaiba and the new episodes after they're over…it's become a Saturday morning ritual…

Yes, my poor brother who must listen to me rant about yu-gi-oh every Saturday and really every day too! He has to put up with so much…

One thing I wonder: how come they don't have duelists like Bakura, Marik, Mai, etc. in this tournament. Did they all just not want to come? Too bad, I wanted to see them again…sad…

Ok, that long of a rant was NOT necessary and I bet no one understood a single word of it so here we go…

Nobody Cares Like a Bear

By Eveilly Autumns

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh! Or the care bears, only numerous products of each

Chapter 10: Mayhem at school part II

Every person who had witnessed the crazy show in the theater was either covered in water, paint, fake snow, or some other random substance. Half of them were knocked out from the props hitting them (such as the coconuts) or else they were having a coughing fit from the smoke. They all wanted to go home but the school said that they must finish off the day (after all, isn't the point of school to torture the kids?) and so they gave them some time to clean up and some spare clean school uniforms and the day continued on...

Kaiba was no exception to this. He had managed to clean off most of the paint and such but there were still some spots left. Still, no one dared to draw attention to this point; that would be like commiting suicide. So to the next class...

Math class

Math was uneventful as usual. Seto Kaiba wasn't really paying attention since he knew all of it anyway. I mean, how else could he invent solid-vision duel technology? Kaiba could have even taught the class better than the teacher who seemed to be confusing everybody more and more by the second. Kaiba just blocked out the teacher's voice and focused on how he was going to catch his mortal enemies…

Outside

"Phew! That was a close one!" said Good Luck bear. "We barely made it outta that theater alive."

"We made it out but not without Seto seeing us!" said Lots o' heart.

"What can we do now?" asked Sunshine.

"We still have to somehow contact Yugi and I think we need to go about it in a different way. We're causing too much trouble—we need to be more subtle," Tenderheart said. Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

Math was over. It was lunch time now. For most kids it was the best time of the day but Kaiba regarded it as a complete waste of time. Usually he would bring some Kaibacorp papers with him to work on during lunch but after the chaos of the previous day he hadn't had time to gather any together. So today he would just have to keep contemplating his revenge on the care bear family.

When Kaiba brought work he usually wouldn't buy lunch since he wouldn't have time to eat it. And even if he did have time he usually didn't eat it because the school food was barely edible. He was used to gourmet chefs at his mansion. And the school food was…well, it tasted like cardboard. And duel monster cards were made of cardboard. So it gave Kaiba the odd feeling of eating his cards which was pretty creepy. Did that make any sense? Didn't think so. The point it that Kaiba usually didn't buy lunch but he decided he would today—maybe he could nibble on something or at least drink milk.

Kaiba stood in the lunch line. 'Why do these morons waste their time standing in this line everyday for food that's barely edible?' Kaiba thought to himself.

"Look! They got chocolate pudding today! Yeah baby!" Joey screamed so that the entire cafeteria could hear him. But he couldn't help it—the school serving good chocolate pudding was a rare occasion that deserved recognition. Of course it alerted everyone that there was indeed pudding available so everyone standing in line near the pudding grabbed one until there was only one pudding left.

"I CALL DIBS ON THE LAST PUDDING!" Joey screamed it before Tristen could and it looked like he was going to get it since there was no one in the line in front of him…except Kaiba of course…who quickly scooped up the pudding.

"WHA? I CALLED DIBS!" Joey protested.

"And I'm actually supposed to listen to you, mutt?" Kaiba said smugly, walking away with the pudding. Of course Kaiba didn't like pudding—especially chocolate pudding—and so he made a point to toss the pudding in the trash can while Joey was still watching.

"No…my pudding…" Joey wailed and ran over to the trash can desperately. Tristen had to hold him back to keep him from jumping inside it. "Damn Kaiba, you'll be sorry you ever messed with Joey Wheeler when I—" Joey yelled but Kaiba was just grinning smugly from the corner of the cafeteria. He thought to himself 'If only it was as easy to humiliate the care bears as it is the mutt.'

Speaking of which…

The care bear family was outside the cafeteria, watching Kaiba and Yugi through the windows. They had devised a plan to get Yugi out there where they could talk to him.

Sherry bear had seen how much Joey loved the chocolate pudding and how desperately he wanted some…and even though Sherry had a soda symbol on her stomach she could still make any type of treat appear instantly…and so she made a cup of chocolate pudding appear before her. Tenderheart created a heart balloon from his symbol and tied the pudding cup to it. Swiftheart had snuck into an empty classroom and gotten a paper and pencil. Tenderheart tied the paper to the pudding and wrote on it:

TO: Joey

FROM: your secret admirer, meet me outside right now

Luckily Yugi and his friends were sitting close to the window. That way the balloon didn't have far to travel after Tenderheart let it in through the window. Yugi and his friends were busy talking so they didn't see a thing.

The balloon moved closer rather quickly but Joey didn't even realize it was about to bash him in the side of the head. And it probably would have had it not been that Duke was walking over to sit with them (followed by an ongoing line of fangirls) and said, "Hey, Joey there's a balloon about to bash you in the side of the head."

"Huh?" Joey turned and saw the pudding just it time to grab it. "What's…" suddenly his face lit up "PUDDING!" and he began slurping it down inhumanely fast. Everyone just stared, wondering how he could swallow it that quick without choking. And after 5 seconds he was done. "Man, that was good," he said. Tea took the cup of pudding.

"Where'd this pudding come from?" she asked. "From your secret admirer?" Tea read the note.

"Let me see it," Duke asked and Tea handed him the note. "If I were you I don't think I would have eaten it. Who knows where it came from or who it came from."

Joey took back the note. "Hmmm, how come I never knew about this secret admirer?"

"Maybe that's why it's called a 'secret' admirer, genius," Tristen said.

"I think you should go find out who it is," Yugi suggested, "After all, whoever it is was nice enough to get you one of those puddings you like so much."

"You should at least thank whoever it was," Bakura agreed in his adorable British accent. By now all of Duke's fangirls were standing over Bakura who was oblivious to them too. Poor Bakura. 'You're so thoughtful Ryo!' the fangirls chimed and Bakura turned around, asking "How long have they been standing there?" Everyone sweatdropped.

"Ok I guess you guys have a point about the secret admirer," Joey said, changing the subject. "I'm gonna go find out who it is." And so Joey got up and began walking towards the door that led outside.

"Here he comes!" Proudheart said. All the care bears were ready. As soon as Joey got out of the cafeteria and turned the corner... "STARE!" And all the care bears and care bear cousins aimed their stare at Joey. But this stare wasn't a normal stare, no, this one had a specific purpose: to put Joey asleep. And it worked. The care bears dragged Joey over and behind some bushes.

"It worked perfectly!" Tenderheart began, "Now Yugi will come out here looking for Joey and we can finally talk to him." Now you might be wondering why the care bears just didn't address the note to Yugi instead. Well, they could have and it might have worked but they were afraid that Tea might have not been too keen on the idea of Yugi leaving to meet his 'secret admirer.' This way was just a whole lot easier…or so they thought.

It wasn't long before Yugi 'n' friends realized that Joey was missing. Tristen volunteered to go look for him. And the care bears had to make him go to sleep too. And then Duke went looking and he too was soon slumbering. And then Tea went and she fell asleep as well. And Bakura would have gone to look too if the fangirls hadn't have surrounded him so he couldn't escape. So Yugi got up to look.

"Here he comes!" Tenderheart said and as Yugi came out and turned the corner, all the care bears jumped out in front of him.

"Hi Yugi! We're the care bear family!"

Back in corner of cafeteria…

Kaiba was sitting there, bored. He was still thinking about the care bears but he couldn't help and notice that one by one all of Yugi's friends were getting up and going outside. And then Yugi went too. Kaiba turned. "What are those morons—" and then he saw it. The balloon. It was tied to the table (Tea had tied it there) and Kaiba recognized it. It was no ordinary heart-shaped balloon. It was a heart balloon that could only be created by the care bears. Could it be possible that the care bears were teaming up with Yugi and his groupies?

Back outside…

The care bears had apologized to Yugi for putting his friends to sleep. Yugi (who was surprised that the care bears were real but accepted it quickly) understood and told Tenderheart that he could trust Joey and his other friends too so the care bears woke them up as Tenderheart and Braveheart explained the situation to everyone.

"So you want to change Kaiba and you think we could help?" Yugi asked.

"Exactly. Would you be willing to help?" Braveheart asked.

"Sure, if you really think we'll be able to help Kaiba go back to the way he used to be then—"

"Seto's coming!" Proudheart interrupted. "He's coming this way!"

"What?"

"I think he saw the balloon and now he's coming outside!" Everyone glanced around for a way to escape.

"Over there!" Brightheart said, pointing to a side door of the school. That side door was hardly ever used and no one knew quite where it led to but it was the quickest way to escape from Kaiba so everyone piled through it.

But Kaiba was no fool. As soon as he turned the corner and saw that the bushes had been flattened he knew that someone had been there. The care bears or Yugi and his friends or both. They must have seen him coming. And if they did then they wouldn't have had time to escape through any exit except…the side door. Kaiba swung it open. Inside were all the care bears, care bear cousins, Yugi, and his friends standing in the cramped storage room. Kaiba wondered why they were all just standing around when there was another door that led to the hallway that they could have escaped out of…and then he realized it…

The other door was locked…

They were trapped….

And at Kaiba's mercy.

End of Chapter 10

Yes it was short but it's labor day right! Even fanfic writers deserve to have some time off!

Oh and by the way, I think the German dude's name is Siegfried--at least that's what it said at by the way, I think you all should go to! It's awesome and perfect for Yu-gi-oh fans! It has everything: bios of the characters, Kazuki Takahashi, and the Japanese voice actors, plus summaries of all the episodes, summaries of the manga, you can download Japanese yugioh songs and movie clips, and there are hundreds of awesome fanarts! Plus there are good wallpapers. I love this one wallpaper that says 'Smile Kaiba, this Make you lovely' and even though it's grammatically incorrect, I don't care! cause it shows pictures from the anime of Kaiba smiling! He's so sweet! So anyways, the point is that everyone should go check it out! it's in response to Hedwig-the-milleniumowl's review, yup it sure is a small world! Thanx for actually coming here and reading this! How about aidding me in torturing my friend Rebecca aka Jimmy Joe aka pantheraleo who insulted yugioh and thus must pay for it! In fact, we should all join forces and torture her! And I'm sure no one knows what I'm talking about...it's just something from my xanga site.
Anyways there's really nothing else to say I don't think…

Preview: Will Kaiba finally triumph over the care bears or will they escape with the help of Yugi and his friends?

So see you next week and don't forget to care and especially don't forget to review!