Ok welcome back to me fanfic! I decided to do all of my ranting about new yugioh episodes at the bottom now so you guys don't have to suffer through it at the top! Ok…just a reminder to everyone: I update every Sunday, only on rare occasions do I update earlier or later such as…
Next weekend! On Sunday the 18th it's my birthday! WOOT! I'm gonna be 15! (shows huge room full of neon colored streamers, chocolate cake splashed on walls, people with enormously oversized partyhats, Bimbo the clown, a mountain of poorly wrapped presents, and those little noisemakers that you love to annoy people with!) yeah like my bday would be that exciting…I'm just staying at home but still, I'm taking the weekend off. I'm even doing my stupid Old man and the sea essay early so I don't have to do it on the weekend! Basically what this means is that I'll either update during the week after my bday or before it (most likely after.) Sorry bout that but I need a break…sniff…sniff…
Ok enough of that…here we go…
Nobody Cares Like a Bear
By Eveilly Autumns
Chapter 11: Mayhem at School Part III
Disclaimer: I don't own the Care bears or Yugioh…nothing else to say…
NOTE: I think this school mayhem will be 5 parts...keyword is 'I think…'
"AT LAST!" the maid shouted, pointing at her computer, I KNEW there was something fishy about that Dr. Anthony and now I know it! He's not really Dr. Anthony at all! He's really a criminal mastermind who broke out of jail and impersonated someone called 'Dr. Anthony.' Now all I've gotta do is prove that he's a phony…."
RRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! The telephone.
"Hello?" the maid said.
"Well? Did you get more footage yet or should I just divulge your video tapes to the reporters…"
Back at School
Kaiba stared at the scene in front of him. Yugi and his groupies were standing with the care bears? Maybe they were really working together…
"Uh, hi Kaiba," Yugi said since no one else was speaking.
"Yugi, don't tell me you're associating with these…these pathetic stuffed menaces!" Kaiba demanded.
"What if we are? What're you gonna do about it?" Joey said before Yugi had a chance to answer.
"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do about it, you mutt, I'm gonna put an end to these fluffballs right here and now!" Kaiba roared.
"No, Kaiba you wouldn't—"
"Don't tell me what to do Yugi!" Kaiba said, walking towards the care bears. Immediately Secret Bear made a dash for the door. Having a lock symbol on his stomach, Secret bear could make keys appear from thin air and he already had one made behind his back. He ran up the steps, unlocked the door, and bashed it open. The other care bears and cousins ran for the new exit.
Now you're probably thinking that they get away, right? You're thinking that if they've outsmarted Kaiba before they'll do it again, right? Well not this time…this time Kaiba was one step ahead of them.
Yugi realized that Kaiba was planning on grabbing the care bears so he quickly grabbed one himself that was standing near him and ran up the stairs, keeping the bear out of harm's way which meant out of Kaiba's way. Tea, Duke, Tristen, and Joey all grabbed one or two as well and followed Yugi up the stairs. But Kaiba wasn't worried. That's because he had his sights set on only one bear: Tenderheart.
Tenderheart, being the leader, was waiting until all the others piled out before he did. Kaiba figured he would do this. But Kaiba also knew that by the time he got up to the stairs and tried to grab Tenderheart, he'd already be out the door. So instead Kaiba grabbed a nearby porky one. Treatheart.
"No, Treatheart!" Tenderheart yelled. The others turned around but Tenderheart urged them on; "I'll rescue Treatheart, the rest of you just go!" The others were reluctant but they trusted Tenderheart and so they left. Tenderheart came down the stairs and looked Kaiba in the eyes. "Let her go Seto."
"Why don't you make me?" Kaiba sneered.
"I will," said Tenderheart and immediately Tenderheart's tummy began to glow and he performed a care bear stare…just like Kaiba knew he would.
"I thought so," Kaiba said and easily dodged the stare. Instead he threw Treatheart out the open door. Treatheart wasn't hurt of course since she too was made of fluff but Tenderheart was surprised and he stopped his stare to run over to her. Kaiba seized his chance. In Tenderheart's momentary shock, Kaiba had ran up right behind him and grabbed him before Tenderheart knew what happened.
As soon as Treatheart landed outside the door the other care bears grabbed her and made a run for it, thinking that Tenderheart had succeeded and would be right behind them.
"Let me go!" Tenderheart said. Yeah, like that would happen. Kaiba grabbed one of the empty storage boxes in the room and roughly put Tenderheart in it.
"Finally I'll be able to get my revenge on you and your little pesky friends," Kaiba said, smirking.
"There are still other care bears out there and they won't let you get away with this!" Tenderheart said.
"You fool," Kaiba began, "That's the point. With their leader captured, the others will have to come rescue you right? And when they come, I'll be ready." Kaiba then slammed the top of the box shut and carried it out the door. He needed a place to keep Tenderheart, somewhere he wouldn't escape…
The janitor's closet…hey, it was the best he could find.
Kaiba opened the door to the janitor's closet and put Tenderheart down. He decided to upgrade Tenderheart's prison from the box to the vacuum cleaner; one of those big vacuum cleaners with a round tube for sucking things up with. He placed Tenderheart inside and closed the lid. The vacuum was transparent so he could see Tenderheart through it. Air entered through the vacuum tube.
"Like your new home? That's what you get when you mess with my life," Kaiba declared. He had caught one bear, the most important one, but there were many left. He'd have to find them; it could be hours before they came to him. But he wasn't about to leave Tenderheart alone…he took out his cell phone (which he carried with him at school in case of 'emergencies' such as another loony trying to take over his company) and thought about who he could call to come and watch over Tenderheart while he hunted the rest of the care bears. Mokuba was out of the question, and anyone from work would think he was crazy so that left one person….
Kaiba Mansion
"I know I'm supposed to be getting footage but nothing strange has happened," the maid said.
"Don't give me that crap, what about Kaibacorp catching on fire?" the fake Dr. Anthony said.
"Well I haven't had time to tape anything anyway," the maid argued, more defensive now.
"Oh, do I sense some tension? Feeling guilty again? Don't want to make your precious little Kaiba angry with you? Well get over it, I want that footage and I want it—"
"Sorry but I have a call on another line," the maid said and hung up before Dr. Anthony could finish. Overjoyed that she had a good reason to hang up on him, she answered the phone with, "Whoever you are you're awesome 'cause you just saved me—"
"Is this how you answer all the phone calls?" the maid gasped, recognizing the cool, deep voice right away
"Master Seto, I'm sorry I just—"
"Whatever. I'm calling because I need you," Kaiba said but then, remembering when the maid had (shudder) jumped into his arms he added quickly, "to help me."
"With what?" the maid asked, disappointed.
"I'm at school. I'll explain when you get here."
"Domino High? What do you—"
"I said I'd explain when you get here—just meet me in the janitor's closet of the building with the cafeteria in it."
"The janitor's closet….?"
"Are you deaf? I told you I'd explain later! Just come as soon as possible!" Kaiba finished and hung up. The maid wasn't sure what he needed help with but she knew the least she could do was to go and find out.
Back at the Janitor's closet
"What is taking her so long?" Kaiba thought as he sat on an overturned bucket with his legs crossed. He was losing his patience. Finally a knock came at the door.
"It's about time…" mumbled Kaiba, "come in." The maid entered.
"What took you so long? Didn't I say you were to come as soon as you could? Was I not clear?"
"Well I've never been in this school before and it's not like I can just ask at the front desk, 'could you please tell me where the janitor's closet is' so—"
"Whatever. Now, this is why you're here," Kaiba said, stepping aside to reveal the vacuum with Tenderheart inside.
"That's…That looks like a…a…"
"A care bear," Kaiba finished.
The maid listened intently as Kaiba explained what was going on. He included everything he could think of and the maid could barely believe it at all. But she knew it was all true; Tenderheart was right in front of her. What she heard made her feel even worse. She had thought he was crazy before but everything made sense now…
"So you want me to watch Tenderheart while you go and find the other care bears," she said.
"That's right. Can you handle that?"
"Yes sir, the maid said and Kaiba left; there was not a moment to lose. The maid sat down on the bucket; she felt horrible.
"Do you wanna talk about it?" Tenderheart asked.
Halls of Domino High
The rest of the care bears and care bear cousins had figured out by now that Tenderheart was not present. They knew they had to find him, but how? They decided splitting up would probably be the best method but really they had no idea what they were going to do after that. Yugi and friends decided they would help look too. But would they find him?
Kaiba meanwhile, was searching for the care bears too. He had some experience with finding them before but who knew where they'd be hiding this time?
Janitor's Closet
"You look like you're pretty sad. What's wrong?" Tenderheart asked. The maid could barely hear him through the lid so she lifted it off. She had seen the care bears tv show; Tenderheart wouldn't try to escape without making her feel better first.
"Yeah, I'm pretty upset," she said and lifted him onto her lap. "I've let Seto down—big time."
"How? You're guarding me for him aren't you?"
"Yeah but that's nothing compared to what I've done…" she said, wishing she could hug Tenderheart since he was so soft and cuddly.
"You can tell me about it you know. I'm your friend and that's what friends are for."
"Seto'd kill me if he knew I let you out and now I'm talking to you."
"He doesn't have to know," Tenderheart said and winked.
"You're right…" she said, "besides, he'd never fire me. I'm the best maid he's ever had. After all, I'm the only one who knows how to get his trenchcoats to puff up at the back like they do."
"That's the spirit! So what's wrong?"
"Well, see, that other night when you guys first came to the mansion…well, I didn't know you were there and I thought Seto was going crazy and I kinda videotaped him carrying that shiskabob knife and shredding that stuffed care bear up and stuff…" she confessed.
"But why?"
"I wanted to help him! I mean, I think he needs therapy anyway since he's never been able to let go of his past and I thought this might be able to get him there and all and I didn't know why he was doing those things! So I took it to this psychiatrist and showed it to him but he's really a criminal mastermind impersonating a psychiatrist…"
"What?" Tenderheart asked; this was more than he had bargained for. The problems weren't usually this complicated.
"He's a criminal mastermind and he wants me to get more footage so he can blackmail Seto with it and he'll have to give Dr. Anthony money. And I don't know what to do…" the maid looked on the verge of tears.
"You really care about Seto don't you?" Tenderheart asked.
"Yeah," the maid said thinking to herself 'that's why I worked so hard to get to be his maid, duh.'
"Well what are you going to do now?"
"I don't know but I'm not gonna tell Seto and I'm not gonna let Dr. Anthony get away with anything. I just don't know how."
"I do," said Tenderheart. The maid looked at him quizzically. "We'll have to prove he's a phony and lock him up for good!"
The maid smiled. "I guess all that help you give to people isn't just in the show; you really do like to help people."
"That's what we're here for," Tenderheart said proudly. "So what do you say? I bet Seto's not gonna be back for awhile. Let's go and beat Dr. Anthony at his own game!"
The maid knew this was easier said than done but there was something about Tenderheart that made her beleive he could help her. Maybe it was all those years of watching the tv show. And besides, Tenderheart was the leader of the care bears. And so the maid agreed to let him help her. They were on their way to 'Dr. Anthony's' office and if everything worked out, maybe just maybe the maid would earn the complete trust of Seto and the care bears could earn his forgiveness.
Maybe just maybe. But all the maid knew for sure was that this was the start of a very caring friendship. Now that story would make one heck of a care bears episode.
End of Chapter 11
This chapter was semi-long I guess. But I think it wasn't that funny…it was a little more serious…but it's gonna be interesting when the maid and Tenderheart go to Dr. Anthony's office…
Now Yu-gi-oh rantings!
First, I know that girl from yugioh GX does look just like Kaiba! In fact, I was gonna talk about it last week but I forgot! Man, you read my mind Shrilanka-san...
Yay Viv was beat! I don't like Rebecca all that much but at least Viv the fakeo fangirl got beat. And the duel was pretty good since it was short; only one episode instead of 3. XD But the second new episode was the really good one…I just think it's a little hilarious that after Siegfried beats Rex and Weevil with one move and Mokuba asks Yugi 'did you see anything suspicious' and yugi says no. Umm, I think that would count as suspicious but oh well. And can't Kaiba figure it out? So sad…
And then Kaiba's flashback! When he goes 'The only one who could pull of a scheme like this would be me' I'm like 'Kaiba did you sabotage your own company without knowing it?' Well of course not but it would have made it more interesting if he did. But Seto's so cute at the party despite his head looking very square-ish. And Siegfried is pretty creepy man…no wonder Kaiba didn't say anything…I would be thinking: man this kid has some problems, but maybe that's just me…
And I can see why Siegfried grew his hair out…it looks freaky when it's short. Have any of you ever noticed that all the evil characters always have long hair…Pegasus, Marik, Dartz, now Siegfried. Well, Noa didn't but he's kinda in his own category. Man I shoulda put Noa in this fic…but if I write my next fic I'm gonna put him in it. Actually I already wrote chapter one of my next fanfic but I'm not sure if I'm gonna write it or not…
But I'd only write it once I'm done with this one. And I won't be done with this one for awhile…there's gonna be about 20 chapters altogether.
Again, sorry that I'm probly gonna update later than usual next week but I really wanna relax on my bday…
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Preview of next chapter: Tenderheart and the maid must prove Dr. Anthony's a phony and they'll do anything to accomplish their goal…and will they get back before Seto comes back to the janitor's closet?
See u next chapter and don't forget to care! I already talked about reviews so I'll just see you all later! Thanx for continuing to read this fic! (throws around popcorn in celebration)