Hey everyone it's time once again for the insane fic you all actually read! I am very sincerely sorry for not having this up sooner. I had a HUGE amount of homework last weekend…I had to write a 12 page mystery story that had to include a letter, a purple marker, a copy of Moby Dick, one red shoe, and a pair of scissors. And I only had one weekend to do it! So yes, I should dedicate my life to this fic but sadly I can't…sniff…sniff…and all week I had all this work too (midterm grades were closing thus teachers tried to stuff everything in last week). But that's just my excuse and really, I'm sorry this update every 2 week thing happened twice in a row but it won't happen again! I hope…
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh or Care Bears…gawd that is getting old…
Nobody Cares Like a Bear
By Eveilly Autumns
Chapter 13 (woohoo lucky number): Kaiba's Reaction
"What did you say?" Kaiba said calmly…scaringly calmly.
"Dr. Anthony is threatening to show the tapes of you on TV…" The maid wasn't sure which route to take that would lead to the least damage. She could beg and plead for him to not fire her or she could admit her mistakes and accept whatever decision Kaiba would make…or she could run for her life and hope that Kaiba wouldn't send out a hit team to find her…
"Listen Seto, I know you're angry with me. I completely understand…and I deserve whatever you're about to say to me…" she decided to go the noble route. "I am really sorry…"
"Just save it!" Kaiba yelled. "I've had enough of you, those pathetic bears, and these insane last few days! You and those bears think you can mess with my life, say you're sorry, and actually expect me to forgive you? Hell no!"
"But Seto I didn't know—"
"You didn't know what? That that doctor was fake? I don't give a damn whether he was fake or not! You still had the gull to tape me and show those tapes to him? I thought you were a loyal employee but obviously I was wrong!"
"But I didn't—"
"YOU'RE FIRED!"
The maid was beginning to wish that she had taken the third route.
"I want you to go and pack up right now and be gone from my mansion before I get home, do you understand? And don't even think about trying to get those tapes shown on TV because I assure you that by the time this day is through Dr. Anthony will be sorry he ever messed with me!"
"But how?"
"I don't have to explain anything to you!"
"Seto, you really should come up with a plan of how to stop Dr. Anthony first," Tenderheart interrupted.
"And you expect me to take your advice? You're a stuffed bear and you've already messed with my life enough!"
"But Tenderheart is right! You can't just go barging in there and—"
"Do you ever shut up? I'm leaving…and I hope I never have to listen to you again," Kaiba said, staring coldly at the maid. "And you," Kaiba turned his glare to Tenderheart, "You have the rest of the day to get out of here and never come back before I turn you into a shredded heap of fluff like that toy bear!"
Kaiba began walking away. The maid had expected him to say everything he had just said. But she was still really pissed…plus Dr. Anthony wasn't stupid. Seto shouldn't just be barging into his office without any plan whatsoever…and even if he did have a plan it couldn't be that well thought out…
"Seto please stop…" the maid said firmly.
"Why should I?" Seto said, not slowing one bit.
"Because if you don't then you could be turning your back on the help you need to stop Dr. Anthony. He won't give up that easily…he's not stupid…and I hope you aren't either…"
"Why should I believe a word you say?" Seto said, not yielding at all to what the maid was saying.
"You don't have to. And you have a good reason not to. But the care bears and I…we can help you destroy that phony doctor!"
"Oh, you and the Care Bears? Really?" Kaiba began, turning his head back towards the maid and Tenderheart, "well based on the amount of 'help' you've given me so far…I think I'll have to say no thanks."
"But Dr. Anthony is a phony psychiatrist! Don't you understand? We can beat him at his own game!" (no pun intended)
Kaiba stopped and turned full scale around. "What is that supposed to mean." The maid smiled inside…Seto was starting to listen now.
"Well, he's trying to make his money by posing as a doctor who helps insane people…but what if we were to drive him insane instead? Insane enough to admit his crimes…what do you think?"
"I think you're insane if you actually believe that'll work. Just how do you intend to drive him nuts?"
"I don't intend to do anything. You seem to forget that we have an entire army of… 'stuffed animals' according to you, that aren't even supposed to exist. And their purpose just happens to be serving justice and making people care…"
"So you're suggesting that I get the Care Bears to help me drive someone insane?" Kaiba asked as if it was the craziest idea in the world…which it pretty much was…and that's why Kaiba knew that it just might work…
"That's exactly what I'm suggesting," the Maid said firmly. She couldn't hesitate now or else Kaiba would sense her own hesitation in the plan. He might have already sensed it, she worried.
"Well let's just say your plan is possibly feasible…why should I believe that those bears wouldn't screw the whole thing up—they can't manage anything!"
"Well they managed to beat you down more times than I can remember!" the Maid yelled; her patience (and she was a patient person) was running painstakingly thin. Kaiba was actually silent for a few moments, having no witty retort to say back. The Maid took that as a que to continue.
"Listen Seto, I know I shouldn't have taped you. And I shouldn't have left with Tenderheart…but he said we might make it back in time before you came back and discovered we were gone and I believed him—"
"You really did? Well that proves how obviously idiotic your thinking is!" The Maid sighed internally. She couldn't expect Seto to go too long without speaking. Yeah, sometimes silence can be golden.
But the Maid was ready to talk right back.
"Well, maybe I was stupid in believing him! But I wanted to believe him! I wanted to believe that I could save you in time…you know I wouldn't harm you on purpose Seto! And besides, if I'm so obviously idiotic then how come you weren't clever enough to figure it out before you hired me?" Kaiba didn't have much to say about that one either.
"Come on Seto, I know you know that what I'm saying makes sense…please trust me Seto and trust the Care Bears…together we can help you!"
"The Maid is right, Seto! Trust us and we'll beat Dr. Anthony together!" Tenderheart added.
Kaiba stayed quiet and thought it over. He was starting to have a migraine…how could he even be considering letting the Maid and the Care Bears help him? Hadn't they caused enough harm? Should he really risk it? But what if the plan really worked…and he had no plan of his own at the current time…
"Well suppose I accept this little ceasefire between us…you have to tell me everything you plan to do; I want to know everything and realize that if this doesn't succeed you're both going to pay for it…" Kaiba finished and began walking towards the psychiatrist building. Tenderheart winked at the Maid; they both knew they had convinced Seto.
The Maid smiled. That bit about making them pay…that was just Kaiba's usual tough talk…she hoped cause she didn't have that much faith in the plan…well, not until she looked at Seto and then at Tenderheart. Somehow she realized that she had two mighty forces working on her side…and she hoped that they wouldn't collide and collapse the whole plan…
No, the plan was going to work. Why? Simply because it had to.
End of Chapter 13:
I know I know, so much time for such a short chapty…ok you can come after me with torches and I'll understand…but at least I attempted at making a halfway decent conversation…and failed…but at least I tried. I think I use too many dots in my dialogue…oh well, it's just my style…really though the next few chapters…like all the rest…are gonna be much longer this one was just short…
Ok so it's time for 2 weeks worth of rants! You guys dunt have to read this bty if you dunt want to but it might be amusing for you…but I'm glad to know that these rants actually serve a purpose by informing some of you guys bout what's goin on in the episodes…
So, the first one was Kaiba vs Ziggy (haha I love that nickname Ziggy so much I'm gonna name a snake that in another story…and by the way it's a good snake not evil) And of course Kaiba wins! Who expected anything else? (looks around the room and everyone is scared to death to raise their hand since they'd be tackled) That's what I thought! Kaiba is the best! Unfortunately my tape got messed up when I taped it so I couldn't see the duel clearly…whoever sold me those junky tapes shall die…
My favorite quote from that episode was this (it's not exact):
Ziggy (hehe): (After Kaiba has to pay life points to use a card) And you can't afford to give up that many life points!
Kaiba: There's nothing I can't afford!
WAHAHAH you tell them Kaiba…you so rich…
Ok so he wins and then episode two:
So Ziggy has lost and then it's time for Leon vs Yugi. And its so hilarious when Seto laughs hysterically after he beats Ziggy and he's like: HAHAHAHAHAH…ah…funny…
THAT was hilarious! Man, I played it over 10x. (sounds better when you hear it) XD Then we have Leon vs Yugi and sadly Leon is acting very evil. And he starts to sound like Noa too…seriously, since it's the same voice actor he sounds all Noaish…creepy…and I felt like shouting out "I KNOW HE'S NOA IN DISGUISE!" no, he's not. But he is the next best thing…Ziggy's little brother!
GASP!SHOCK!GASP! too bad I already knew that since I had read about it online but still it was amusing when everyone found out…especially when Ziggy goes: It's true! Leon Wilson is in reality my younger brother, Leon Von Schroider! It was so hilarious how he said it that I started laughing like a maniac…
And now we all know that Leon has been brainwashed by Ziggy into destroying Kaiba corp. Leon says he'll do anything for his big bro. Hmmm….who does that remind us of… still I think it would've been awesome if he was Noa in disguise…that would explain why he would want to destroy Kaiba Corp. And it would be so freakin awesome if he announced that he was Noa disguised as Leon and everyone goes dead silent including Ziggy….XD yes I am twisted.
But back to reality…it gets better if you can believe that…because Leon does his adorable flashbacks! Leon is like my favorite character now after Seto and Mokuba…he might even tie with Mokuba for second place…man now that is an accomplishment! But he has these flashbacks about how when he was an even cuter little kid than he is now, he never got any attention and so he started reading fairy tales to pass the time. And his mom shouts at him in a supposedly German accent which is very disturbing for 2 reasons:
his mom sounds like a guy practically
her accent is just about the fakeist one possible (you thought Ziggy's was bad…well you aint heard nothin yet) she sounds like Arnold Swartsiniger for cryin out loud! (butchered that spelling which is sad since I watched an hour biography on him at school on Friday)
So yeah it was messed up but it was funny…and so sad about Leon…and then Leon says he discovered duel monsters! Which is naturally the answer to everyone's problems. Man, they're making duel monsters seem like it's instantly addictive too…(then again who am to talk since when I buy a new yugioh game I do get addicted to it XD) and then they show Leon hugging Ziggy…and cying…it's so touching that I cried…and that is really what's sad…anyways that was episode 2
Episode 3 and 4
Yeah, these two kinda meshed together in my brain…I couldn't tape them since my dad had it on the wrong channel when he was supposed to be taping them…it was on the weather channel instead…but I watched them though.
Yugi continues to battle Leon and then Leon plays an illegal card called Castle of Strausburg…wait I think that was wrong…oh well he plays it and Ziggy programmed it so it's practically invincible and Leon is all upset and realizes that what his brother did was wrong but of course Yugi still beats it and wins…oh yeah, the purpose of the Castle card was that it released a virus that could destroy Kaiba corp when it was played and naturally the only way to stop the virus was to destroy the card. Oh and when Kaiba and Mokuba were trying to stop the virus they wear these awesome glasses/headphone things that look so hot on Kaiba…XD
Anyways, after Yugi wins Ziggy is all sad and says that he'll never make Schroider Corp great…and we all feel sorry for him but Leon tells him that they should work together and so all is happy and then Ziggy hugs Leon and we all go AWWWWWWWW! Or at least I do because it's so cute. And also before that (right after Leon loses) Yugi says he dueled great and Leon cries…which made me cry…and Leon hugs Yugi! Well, it's really Yami and we go AWWWWWWWW! Again…man so many hugs…but anyways, that's it and then everybody flies back to Japan and it shows Kaiba looking out the window watching the plane leave (in his hot while suit). Yes Kaiba is the last person they show…that must be significant right?
Ok that's it for rants…phew that was almost long enough to be a chapter in itself…
Hey you know what was hilarious? I was watching the news right, and then they were saying how Germany has elected its first woman chancellor and they said that she would succeed a guy named blah blah Von Schroider! I was just sitting down not paying attention hardly at all and then when they said Von Schroider I like perked up and went GASP! Just thought that was interesting…
And then it got even stranger! So we were preparing to take the PSAT in language arts with some of those stupid practice tests. And so I was taking the practice test and glanced at the next page (as people often do so they can see how many more questions they have) and then I saw something…WHAT! I thought to myself…I didn't just see the name Leon Wilson! So I turned the page again and low and behold…IT WAS! Leon Wilson was in one of the questions! Well I half had a heart attack…and I just stared at it…and copied the sentence down so I could tell you guys and my L.arts teacher was looking at me like 'why the heck is she copying down that sentence…' and it's a good thing she didn't ask why….
At first I was like: They copied Yu-gi-oh! And then I was like….no Yu-gi-oh probly copied them…anyways the sentence was…and I quote…
"Leon Wilson's new children's book has little educational value but it does provide considerable entertainment."
So I was like: Is Leon Wilson some famous kids book writer? I mean, I could see them naming Leon after some writer like that since he loves fairy tales and stories so well, right? My parents said they never heard of him and I looked it up on google but I couldn't find anything substantial…so just who is Leon Wilson? But I swear that's what it said! And that was just one day after the Schroider thing…man that's either way creepy or fate….
I choose FATE! Yeah…cough…cough….
Ok so I bet you didn't read all that but here we are at the non rant part. Firstly, thanks to Shrilanka-san for telling me bout yu-jyo. Yup, it is awesome! I knew the dub cut a lot out since I have the Japanese season one but that website caught stuff I didn't even realize…and it has pictures! I'm stealing all of them too…hehe…and the website with the wallpapers and the best fanarts in the world and song downloads of the Japanese yugioh songs is…
W dot janime dot info
Ok so there you have it…man that was sad, the rants were longer than the chapty…hope that's not gonna happen again…and bty if you want to know, this fic will be 20 chapters long…probly done sometime in December…ok so that's really it and thanks for bearing with me and reading this….
Preview of Next Chapter: Kaiba, the Maid, and the Care Bear family put their plan into action!
See you next chapty! Don't forget to care or review….! Cya!