Woo-hoo! Back on schedule! This time the chapter shall be longer than the rants…
Disclaimer: I dunt own Yugioh or zee care bears…
Nobody Cares Like a Bear
By Eveilly Autumns
Chapter 14: Dr. Anthony's Demise Part I
"There it is," said the Maid. She stood with Tenderheart in her bag and Seto behind her. "So how do we start?"
"We start by not just standing here and wasting our time. If we're really going make that doctor go insane then let's do it sooner rather than later," Kaiba said…and what Kaiba said was pretty much considered law.
"Well then tell us what you think we should do," the Maid said, slightly annoyed.
"You're the one who Anthony wants to talk to," Kaiba began, "so the way I see it you're the one who should start this crazy plan."
"And what am I supposed to say?" the Maid questioned.
"You don't have to say anything. The bear is the one who's going to go in there and then all you have to do is make it seem like Anthony is seeing things," Kaiba answered.
"So I just walk in there and then Tenderheart comes in and I act like I can't see him?"
"Isn't that what I just said? I thought this was your plan; shouldn't you understand it?"
"Seto that's enough!" Tenderheart spoke up, "Quit being so pessimistic. You agreed to go along with the plan so at least cooperate."
"Whatever."
"C'mon Tenderheart, let's just go in there and Seto can stay out here in suspense," the Maid said and Tenderheart popped out of the bag and the two quickly entered the building. Kaiba walked a little farther away so he could be sure that no one could spot him from a window.
"They better not screw this up…" he murmured and then added (very quietly) "be careful…"
Inside the building
Tenderheart hid behind a plant as the Maid walked up to the receptionist's desk.
"Can I help you?" the receptionist asked.
"I'm here to make an appointment with Dr. Anthony," the Maid said. "Can I see him now?" The receptionist gave her an odd stare. It seemed to ask: 'are you another one of those quacks' since Dr. Anthony was supposed to be a psychiatrist. The Maid hated the look since it made her feel like she was…well…crazy…
"I'm afraid that he's seeing someone else right now, but we may be able to squeeze you in next week…" the receptionist flipped through her schedule book. No way was the Maid going to wait a week…
"No, that's alright. I'll just go see him myself."
"But you have to have an appointment."
"I don't need an appointment to see him," the Maid said, turning to leave, "I am crazy after all…and proud of it." And with that the Maid entered the elevator and was on her way to Dr. Anthony's office. And boy, she felt good.
Tenderheart, meanwhile, saw that the Maid was on her way up to Dr. Anthony's office. Now he needed to get up there...he left the building when he was sure that no one was looking and went around the back, near the dumpsters where no one ever walked. He glanced up at Dr. Anthony's window. It didn't seem too far…
Seto leaned against a phonebooth. He wondered why they still had phonebooths around when everyone and their cousins had a cell phone. (except me XD) Well, he thought, as long as I'm waiting I might as well check mine. He took out his cell phone and couldn't help noticing the time. It was almost 3:30. That meant…Mokuba would be home soon! If he wasn't already home. What would he think when Seto wasn't there when he got home? Seto dialed his brother's number.
At the Kaiba Mansion
Mokuba was watching tv and eating chocolate waffles…mmm…chocolate waffles…
The Care Bears count, then a 5-4-3-2-1! Yup, Mokuba had changed his ring to the care bear theme song and (without permission) had done the same to Seto's phone.
"I wonder who that is?" Mokuba asked annoyingly; he didn't like to be interrupted when eating his precious chocolate waffles, and who could blame him? Without looking at who it was, he picked his phone up and said "Yeah?" rather angrily.
"Mokuba?"
"Oh! Big brother, where are you?" Mokuba said, in a much nicer tone.
"In the city," Seto answered. "What are you doing?"
"Me? Just watching tv…" Mokuba said innocently.
"You're not eating those chocolate waffles again are you?" Seto said; he didn't want his brother eatin too many of those things since they were 'unhealthy.' (Bah! Unhealthy? Who cares?)
"Uh…I was so worried about you, big-brother! Why didn't you come home?" Mokuba improvised…that was a 'yes.' But Seto didn't have time to deal with it now.
"I just got…tied up in something…"
"Ok, just don't do it again…" Mokuba said, making his voice sound like he was about to cry. Yeah, he should enroll in acting school.
"I won't."
"Ok well I gotta go…do my homework, bye big bro!" Mokuba said and hung up. Seto grinned and thought to himself…what am I going to do with him?
Dr. Anthony's office (da da da dum…)
KNOCK KNOCK
"Who's there?" Dr. Anthony asked.
"The Maid."
"The Maid who?"
"The Maid who's gonna give you some good info." (XD) Dr. Anthony quickly shuffled over to the door and opened it. The patient he was seeing at the moment was wailing inexplicably.
"BAKURA NO! I LOVE HIM! MY BELOVED RYOU!"
"Now now, I'll see you again next week," Dr. Anthony said, practically throwing the girl out of the room, "And try to stop stalking Bakura won't you?" He closed the door on her and said annoyingly "another fangirl, I swear they're multiplying…"
No, we're not, we're just banding together. XD
"So you say you have some info for me?" he asked.
"Yes I do," the Maid said. She was completely improvising at this point, and hoped that Tenderheart would arrive soon.
"So then? Is it in your bag?"
"Not exactly."
"Then?" But the Maid didn't answer right away, for she had spotted Tendherheart floating on by…he was hanging on to a balloon shaped just like the heart on his tummy and as soon as the Maid spotted him, she turned and began digging through her bag.
"Or maybe it is in here…"
CRASH!
There went Dr. Anthony's window. The Care Bear stare is a very handy thing to know.
"What the…" Dr. Anthony turned towards the window but the Maid did not. Tenderheart floated in.
"Good afternoon Dr. Anthony."
"Who…who…." Dr. Anthony seemed at a loss for words.
"What did you say?" the Maid asked, turning towards the doctor.
"He…him…it…" Dr. Anthony pointed at Tenderheart in disbelief.
"What are you talking about?" The Maid asked.
"It's a care bear!"
"What? Are you feeling okay, Dr. Anthony?"
"But it's right there! It broke the window and it…it's coming towards us!" For indeed Tenderheart was walking towards Dr. Anthony and creeping him out a lot, considering how scary the care bears are…not.
"I still don't know what you're talking about…the window isn't broken and there isn't any 'care bear' in the room…are you sure you're okay?" Dr. Anthony glanced at the Maid in disbelief. The Maid glared back at him; she looked serious.
"But he's right there!" Dr. Anthony screamed. He thought to himself…this is impossible…I must be seeing things…but how? I'm supposed to be a psychiatrist!
"Um, I think you need some time, Dr. Anthony…" the Maid said and walked out the door. She had sounded totally convincing. She should join Mokuba at acting school.
But while the Maid's work was done, Tenderheart's was not.
"So Dr. Anthony what exactly were you discussing with that girl? How to steal another identity?"
"What do you mean?"
"Dr. Anthony isn't really your name, is it?" Tenderheart accused.
"Well…how do you know?" The fake Dr said.
"Because I'm a care bear and I know everything about you. Including some things I'm sure you wouldn't want anyone else to know…"
"What do you mean?" The phony Dr. Anthony said, rather shakily.
"I mean that I know some things from your past that you thought no one would ever know. And I also know how you're blackmailing that girl into getting you information about Seto Kaiba."
"But how?" Dr. Anthony was practically going crazy already.
"I already told you…I'm a Care Bear. And my professional suggestion as the leader of the Care Bear family, is that you confess your crimes to the police and stop blackmailing that young lady."
"Never! I need the money!"
"I thought you'd say that…so in that case I need to call in some reinforcements…and we'll be back to see you…as soon as possible…" and with that Tenderheart created another balloon and floated back out the window.
"That didn't just happen…" Dr. Anthony said to himself; clearly he was shaken up…he grabbed his suit case and stamped out the door, mumbling to himself something about 'how he was over-working.' That was ironic, since he wasn't working to begin with.
As soon as Dr. Anthony was gone, the Maid came out from the closet she was hiding in. It's amazing how there's always a closet nearby when you need one. She entered Dr. Anthony's office; he had been too flustered to remember to lock it. But even if he had remembered, Tenderheart could have just opened it for her. He had floated back on in after Dr. Anthony left.
"Looks like our plan is working. Dr. Anthony isn't as stable as he'd like everyone to think," Tenderheart said.
"Right, but what now?" the Maid asked. "He's not ready to confess yet."
"Don't worry. He will be ready to confess when we're through with him…"
"I take that that means that you'll be calling in reinforcements?"
"Yup, this is a job for the whole Care Bear family," Tenderheart said proudly.
"I bet if this works Seto will forgive you guys," the Maid said,
"And you too," Tenderheart added.
"We can only hope…" the maid said and hugged Tenderheart. Awwwww…reminds me of Leon…XD
"So let's go and fill Seto in on what's happening!" Tenderheart suggested.
"But first…" the Maid walked over to Dr. Anthony's office and began digging through his things.
"I don't think you'll be able to find anything incriminating here," Tenderheart began, "Dr. Anthony's smarter than that."
"I know…but there is something I can find…" the Maid trailed off…where was it? Wait, of course, it must be in the handy dandy closet! Closets are so convenient! The Maid flung the closet open and saw…
…the gateway to Narnia!
….not really, but she did find what she was looking for: the videotape of Seto, the shredded stuffed bear, and the 3 foot long schiskabob knife. Oh yea, the knife was back in the action…
"Now he'll have nothing to blackmail me with," the Maid said in a very satisfied voice.
"Good thinking."
"Hey, what are we gonna do about the window?"
"The other Care Bears and I are gonna come back here tonight and repair it before Dr. Anthony comes in tomorrow morning."
"That'll really make him think he's nuts," the Maid said very evilly…hehe…
"Ok so meet you downstairs?" Tenderheart asked. "And would you like me to take the knife for you…it might look a little strange if you're walking around this psychiatrist building with a 3 foot long schiskabob knife…it might make you look a little…"
"Crazy? Yea, and I'm proud of it!" the Maid said but still handed Tenderheart the knife, "Only I could be arrested for that…."
"Ok meet you down there!" Tenderheart said and floated back down the building with the knife; the maid put the shredded bear remains and the tape in her bag and went downstairs via the elevator.
Phonebooth…wherever that is….
"It's been long enough. Can't they get their acts together?" Kaiba mumbled; his patience was running thin…and then he saw Dr. Anthony shuffling out of the building as white as a ghost…
"Heh…maybe the plan is working…"
A few minutes later….
"Seto!" the Maid called to him.
"I know, it worked right?" Seto said, coolly.
"NO! THE TAPE IS GONNA AIR ON THE TV IN FIVE MINUTES!" the Maid screeched as loud as her voice could go.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Seto screeched equally loudly.
"Just kidding," the Maid laughed innocently. Poor Kaiba, why must we torture him so?
"What the f—" Kaiba started to say but the Maid pulled him away towards the back of the building to meet up with Tenderheart.
"Don't worry, everything turned out perfectly…I just couldn't pass up a chance to make you freak out…especially since you don't freak out that much…"
"You're lucky you're already fired or else…"
"Or else you'd fire me again?"
Seto was thinking more along the lines of 'or else I'd hire a hit squad to hunt you down' but then again he could do that regardless of whether she was fired or not…
"Hey guys," Tendherheart called, running up to them.
"Where's the schiskabob knife?" the Maid asked…after everything that had happened that seemed like an ordinary question.
"I hid it behind a bush. I thought you wouldn't want to carry it home…and that way it'll be easy to access for tomarrow."
"What is that supposed to mean?" Kaiba asked; the Care Bears seemed a lot more violent in real life than in the show.
"We can use it against Dr. Anthony, but not in the way you're thinking."
"Then what way?" Kaiba asked.
"You'll see."
"So what now?" the Maid interrupted; she seemed to be the only one asking that today.
"Well, the other bears and I are going to pay Dr. Anthony a visit tonight…and we'll fill you in on it in the morning," Tenderheart began, "You guys just go home and I'll meet you back here at, say, 1:00?"
The Maid and Seto nodded. Tenderheart bided them goodbye and left on his way back to the school to meet up with the other Care Bears. They weren't hard to find; they were waiting for him back at the school with Yugi 'n' friends. They had stayed there in hopes that Tenderheart would come back safely…and besides, they knew that he'd have signaled to them if he needed help. Anways, they were all glad he was safe. Tenderheart explained the situation to them and who they were going to pay a visit to that night….
"Well, be careful," Yugi said. "And if you need our help, well, I guess you can just signal to us."
"Thanks Yugi, but I think we can handle it," Tenderheart said and whistled for the cloud cars to come there. (the cars had been hanging around the school, waiting for the signal to come and take the Care Bear family home) "Bye you guys!"
Meanwhile…
Kaiba and the Maid were walking home. Kaiba walked ahead and said nothing.
"So I guess I'll be packing my bags when we get home…" the Maid said sadly. "That is, unless you're giving me a second chance and letting me stay…"
"You can stay there…for now," Kaiba said.
"Really?"
"Don't act so surprised…do you think I'd throw you out now? You can leave once we've crushed Anthony."
"Of course I didn't think you would…you're too nice to do that…" the Maid said thinking to herself 'actually I did expect you to throw me out…'
"Whatever."
And so the two walked home and met Mokuba who was quickly trying to destroy the evidence of him having ever eaten a chocolate waffle.
End of Chapter 14
Well, how'd you like it? At least it was longer than the rants…
Speaking of which, it's time for….
Eveilly's famous Yu-gi-oh rants! (cheers)
(says to family) THE PHAROH'S MEMORY SAGA BEGINS! (runs around to random people) THE PHAROH'S MEMORY SAGA BEGINS! (jumps in with kids playing in a pool) THE PHAROH'S MEMORY SAGA BEGINS! (jumps out of pool of now very disturbed kids and runs around the mall) THE PHAROH'S MEMORY SAGA BEGINS! (enters random movie theaters) THE PHAROH'S MEMORY SAGA BEGINS! (tackles random person with cell phone and screams into it) THE PHAROH'S MEMORY SAGA BEGINS!
Random person: uh, you're spelling pharaoh wrong…
…really? Oh well….(continues screaming) I think you get the picture
Random person: we got the picture the first time you screamed 'the pharaoh's memory saga begins' in bold letters, y'know you didn't have to traumatize half the city to do it…
…who are you anyways? Random person, pfft! You're probly a spy! (pulls out the 3 foot long schiskabob knife) remember this, guys? (all you guys who are reading this go: o' course we do! It's our favorite thing in this whole fanfiction!) I thought so! (chases the dude around) ok time for the real ranting….
Yes, the pharoh's memory saga had begun! And yes, I am spelling pharoh wrong but I relly dunt care….ok so about the actual episode. Yes, it wasn't all that great but hey, it was the first one! Sadly it's only on a 8 in the morning…well before I usually get up…which is at noon…so now I have to get up early…sniff sniff…
And there's only one episode! So sad…but I think the reason they're having it on so early is perhaps that they're hoping the little kids won't be up by then to watch it since it's a bit more violent than some of the other seasons…and in which case, if that's their theory then they are DEAD WRONG since the little kids are the ones who'll get up early and the rest o' us will sleep in…
But that's just my theory. Now the episode was bout Yugi's Grandpa telling him the story of how he found the mill puzzle. So it shows Grandpa when he was younger…and his voice is creepy...it's sorta like Yami's voice…but anyways it shows him goin to Egypt and all. I knew what would happen cause I read the mill world manga too. And yeah, in the manga the tour guy was stabbed through but I think they probly changed it to him fallin into the pit in the Japanese version as well…they actually changed quite a few things from the manga to the anime…like the part bout Seto being in a coma for six months….
And while we're on that subject…who took care of Seto while he was in his coma? THE MAID O' COURSE! At least she brought him food and junk. The maid in the manga isn't the maid I'm talking bout in my fic per say…well…basically the only change is that the one in my fic is prettier…XD But she was the only one in Kaiba's mansion who didn't join Peggy…and Mokuba said the maid was the only one he trusted on the estate…and the maid was the only one who seemed concerned about Seto after he woke up…and Seto yelled at her of course…XD anyways just thought that was interesting…
Back to the Yugioh episode…So I think the part about the pit didn't change from the Jap verson but I think the part about the slingshot did…I mean, yeah right, a slingshot? Puh-leaze! If a sling shot was all that hit Grandpa then he coulda pulled himself back up right? He wasn't in that bad of shape…and they changed his cigarette to a toothpick I think but that was expected. Oh and then we can't forget Bakura!
It was interesting that they kept the church stuff in there, I mean they cut out all the church stuff from Doom Saga…I personally think they're cutting out less stuff maybe this season or maybe they had to keep it in there cause otherwise they couldn't fill a half hour…XD Regardless, it was SOOOOOO cool how all the windows broke and Bakura goes crazy and says "YOU MORTAL!" or something like that…and poor Ryou…but he should be used to it by then…and then o' course Bakura appeared again at the end…wearin a trenchcoat, man I thought that was Seto's trademark! XD Seto better do something bout that…
And then the part about when Yugi and Yami were talking and Yugi says 'I made all these lifelong friends because of you' or something like that and it shows all his 'lifelong' friends…Joey, Tristen, Tea, Duke, Mai, and….
KAIBA!
To me that was just: Who does not belong? I mean, I know they're like friends (Seto: what u talkin bout?) and all but I didn't know Kaiba was grouped with the groupies so to speak…o.O oh well, that was pretty much it………………………………………
Oh and bty I forgot to tell y'all something in last week's rants! (I mean, they were so long I knew I'd forget something)
Remember the part when Ziggy tore up the picture of him and Kaiba standing next to each other (it was a flashback he had)? Well, they looked like they were 15 or 16 in that pic…so how come Kaiba didn't recognize Ziggy? Does he not notice who he takes pictures with? I mean, especially with Ziggy; he's a little hard to forget…pink hair and all…and yet Kaiba didn't even recognize him at the tournament? He kept his first name the same even! Is Kaiba a little oblivious when it comes to people he's takin a picture with, cause if he is then I wanna take a pic with him.XD
Random guy: Well he would have to be a real person to take a pic with him now wouldn't he?
Fangirls: GASP! HE IS A REAL PERSON! (all of us pull out our 3 foot long schiskabob knives) There was a culinary sale on the shopping channel! (chase random guy around with the knives)
So that's all she wrote for this time, join us next time for more rants!
Now, just to let you guys know there is a care bears movie on tomarrow. But it's the new care bears (the computer animated ones) which aren't as good as the old ones…sniff….sniff…and my fic is the old ones…but still, if you wanna see it it's on Disney…can't tell u the time cause of time differences anyways and I'm not good with telling time so…
And by the way I don't think the real Von Schroider guy had pink hair but you never can tell with these things…(Von Schroider guy takes off wig to reveal long pink hair) I guess we'll never know…
I went to the mall on Saturday with my friends. (yes this is random but it's interesting) We were all supposed to see a movie together and meet at the entrance. But when I arrived there was only one of my friends there. Well, we couldn't get ahold of the others so…we ditched them and went to a movie! Later we found out that they had ditched us too though, to go to a bookstore…pfft! A movie's better! Anyways, it's a good thing I don't have a good conscience or I would've felt bad…XD
We went to see ElizabethTown. I think it was actually really good even though I usually don't like those kind of movies…so yea, go see it…Orlanda Bloom's in it at least and he's actually playing a normal guy rather than a pirate…or elf…or whatever else, so it's worth it to see that XD And then when my friend and I left the movie we talked about how awesome it was to our other friends and they were all 'awww I wanna see the movie…' and one of them threw her shoes at us! AND IT HURT! I mean, who throws their shoes at people in public! I threw it back at her but I missed…dangit…but the point is that you should NOT throw shoes at people in public…it's a good think there weren't that many people around to stare at us….
And then we just walked around the mall. And there are these weird chairs at the mall that talk to you! Seriously! You sit down in them and they're like 'hello.' And it's creepy…just thought you might wanna know that XD so….
Preview of Next chapty: the Care Bears pay Dr. Anthony a visit…or should we say, a house call?
So see you next chapty! And don't forget to care!
Random guy and dude: or review! (fangirls cease to chase them around: good job!) :)