Draco awoke to a vision of red and gold. RED AND GOLD! He rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked around again. Definitely red and gold. He sat up and saw Hermione curled up in a couch, asleep. Hermione, red and gold color scheme. Everything seems wrong.

I'm in Hermione's room. I'M IN HERMIONE'S ROOM!

And he screamed. He screamed as if his life depended on it. He screamed as if there would be no tomorrow. Basically, he screamed for all that he's worth. And damn did Hermione get a shock of her life. She jerked awake violently and fell off the couch.

"Oww… damn it Malfoy! Don't set the teachers running this early in the morning."

"What happened?"

"What?"

"Me. In your room. What happened?"

"You walked in and slept on my bed. I can't stand being near you, so I moved to the couch. What else?" What he doesn't know won't hurt him, like he's going to believe me anyway.

"That's all?"

"What more do you want?"

"Like how the hell would I actually venture into a mudblood's room in the middle of the night and what magic did you use to lure me in?"

"THE HELL I WANT TO LURE YOU INTO MY ROOM, YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU CAME IN LAST NIGHT AND MOLESTED ME AND THEN YOU WANT TO ACCUSE ME OF BRINGING YOU INTO MY ROOM? WHAT THE FUCK MAN."

"I came in and molested you?"

Hermione clapped her hand over her mouth. I wasn't supposed to say that. However, she kept her cool. Hermione lowered her hands, squared her shoulders and said, "Yah."

"Like I'll ever do that in my whole lifetime."

"Like it or not, you did it. NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM. And stop sleepwalking into mine."

Hermione dragged Malfoy by his hand out of her bed and pushed him out of her room before slamming the door in his nose.

Her hands are surprisingly soft and warm. Woah! Back track back track. Bad Malfoy.

Draco dressed and went down to breakfast. Just as he sat down Pansy came bounding over and started assaulting his right thigh with her hands. She was so disgustingly close; Draco could actually feel her breathing down his neck.

"Hey Drakie."

"Morning." No point being horrible to her. I still need her for last minute shags.

"You free today?" Pansy drew lazy circles on his thigh.

"We'll see how the day goes."

"See you later then." Pansy stood and lightly bummed her butt against his shoulder before trotting off to touch up on her makeup.

Blaise slid fluidly into the empty space created by the absence of Pansy to sit beside Draco.

"If she puts on anymore makeup, it would become 3D." That earned a laugh from Draco. "So, how's your day till now?"

"Oh, uneventful. Pansy just stinks up my air and I found out that I actually sleepwalk. Right into Granger's room at that. And molested her."

"Man! What the hell? You sleepwalked into Granger's room and molested her? What the hell did you do? Touch her hand?"

"No idea. She wasn't too thrilled to find me half naked in her bed though. She actually moved away from me. That's a big blow to my ego." Draco speared a piece of sausage and put it into his mouth.

"That's a first for you. But it is Granger we are talking about here, she's different. And that makes her challenging."

"Don't tell me you want to go after her."

"Okay, I won't tell you." Blaise chomped down on his toast.

"Why?"

"'Cause she is challenging. Fun."

"Right-o."

"See you at lunch, Mr. All-my-classes-are-advanced."

"Cya around sucker."

Draco cleaned off his plate and downed his pumpkin juice. He wiped his mouth and placed the soiled serviette on the table. Scooping up his book bag, he stood up gracefully and exited the Great hall looking like a million bucks.