HEAVY SUE WARNNING, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, SERIOUSLY. SO LEAVE IF YOU'RE GOING TO FLAME BY NOT READING THIS...-from Kyro D

HI! I ARE MEG'S FRIENDLY FOREST WOLVEN PROTECTOR! ABIDE HER OR I EATS YOU UP YYUMMILY WITH BORSHE! BWAHAHHA! sincerly Jaimy


Part of the Story at Hogwarts series

-in which characters, problems and motives are introduced and dealt with...or Not

(somewhat connected to Crimson--done by someone else who is almost done writing it)

DISCLAIMER!-i own nothing but the smile on my face...which was paid for my ma pa

Tea time

It's the summer break after the girls first year at Hogwarts. Kira, and Meg are staying their new home, which Luscious kindly bought Kira, after one of her very intense talks with him. James is roaming around with Lupine, but she intends to drop by very soon.

Their year at Hogwarts had been a busy one. Dating, mating, and taking over the school, were just some of these girls' exploits. Kira had slept with almost everyone at the school, excluding the first years and Dumbledore, James had become a full fledged Werewolf and Meg was still dating Snape, secretly of course, or as secretly as something could stay with Meg.

And now after a relaxing first few weeks of their break, Kira and Meg were expecting company for tea, a British custom that both girls had easily come into.

"When is he coming?" Kira asked as she rearranged the cushions on the couch.

"Anytime now." Meg answered back as she finished sweeping the floor. "We said about 4 ish, and it's just 4ish right now."

"I'm nervous." Kira whimpered as she fell back on the couch. "What happens if something goes wrong, I mean, he's kind of unstable."

"Don't be nervous," Meg said as she walked over to join Kira on the couch. "You look great. The silver dress was an excellent choice."

"Really?" Looking down at herself, the dress was long and fitted her perfectly. "You look nice too," She said as she looked at Meg's outfit. "Very…housewife…ish" And it was true. Meg was sporting a blue and white checkered short skirt with a white crinoline underneath and a white corset on top with an apron still on. In reality she looked more like a soft core porno version of Dorothy from OZ.

Smiling Meg got up and spun around, admiring the effect of the skirt.

"So…" She started. "Do you think that He'll bring company?"

chuckling, Kira said simply, "He never goes anywhere without an entourage."

"Snape!" Meg giggled. "And Luscious."

"I wouldn't be so sure about that. Ever since he bought this house for us, his wife has been all 'I'm watching you'.

"poor guy." Kira agreed. "I hope we have enough food." Meg continued.

Kira said still slumped over on the couch, "We bought 5 crates full of cookies. If that's not enough, then I Don't know what is."

Just then, the door bell rang. "BRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG"

"I'll get it" meg said rushing over. "A dictator of your caliber must not be answering the door." Kira laughed.

The door bell rang again. "BRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG"

"That is so gonna piss us when we get a hangover. Remind me to change that bell as soon as possible." Kira said not leaving the couch.

Meg answered the door, telling their guests to come on in, and leave their wet boots in the coat room. Luscious had bought then a very nice house.

"Voldemort!" Kira shouted getting off the couch as he walked in to living room. "It's so nice to see you. When was the last time we got together?"

"Far too long," he smiled. Volemort was wearing a long balk robe, which was very nice; however, he always wore long black cloaks, so Kira felt a bit disappointed. She had dressed up, and she had wished he had too.

"I hope you don't mind, I brought along some of my followers," he said as five cloaked figures walked in to the room still with their hoods up. "Come now," Volemort ordered. "We're in the presence of such lovely company. Nothing to hide he," she said Turing to both girls.

As the hoods fell from the followers, each had on their faces a look of surprise. Volemort Haydn't told them where they were going, thou he never did.

The first hood to fall was of a short fat man, who was going bald.

"Ah Wormtail," Volemort said in a tone almost sounding disappointed. "you followed us," he sneered "how lovely." Leaning into kira who was sitting opposite of him, "Ever since he helped give me rebirth," he whispered. "He's followed me very where." Looking back at the short man who was smiling very widely at him, "I think he has a crush on me."

Kira was trying desperately to hold in a laugh, so all she could do was nod trying to look wise.

Next, the remaining Death eaters took off their hoods. Kira had never heard of three of them, but just like clock work, the fourth man handing his jacket to Meg was Snape.

Kira didn't think she had ever seen Meg so happy in her life. The last few weeks with Meg had been…interesting. Now way from Hogwarts and daily visits with snape had lead Meg to be quite moody. But she had livened up as soon as Kira had mentioned having Voldemort over.

In complete contrast to meg's very visible excitement, Snape was acting very cool and smooth, although he had let loose a small smile when he had first looked at meg, and Kira did notice out of the corner of her eye, that he was taking a long time to actually hand over his coat for meg to put in the coat room.

"Ah Meg, I see you meet Severus." Voldemort said as Snape reluctantly went over to the couches and joined his host. "You know he's a teacher at Hogworts and a Death eater. Isn't that hilarious!"

Kira muttered a quick Very to humour her guest, and started to serve the tea.

Things went on swimmingly. Everyone enjoyed the tea, and the conversation stayed light and up beat. Such topics were discussed as How stupid Harry Potter was. How Voldemort's marriage to Ginny was going, and some theories on LOST.

Things went on so well in fact, that in no time more cookies were needed from the kitchen.

"Don't anybody get up, I'll get some more."

"I must say," Volemort said grabbing the last cookie. "These are the best cookies I've had in a long time. What's your secrete?"

"It's a family one and you'd have to torture me to get it." Then noticing the smile and realising who she was talking to Meg added, "Remind me to give you the recipe."

Meg smiled and leaned over to kira and said from the side of the mouth as went to grab the plate. "Sorry you know who didn't come" Kira shrugged handing over the Cookie dish to Meg.

"That looks heavy," Snape started. "Here, let me help you." Snape said as he got off his chair.

"That would be very nice," meg said trying to look anything but what she was feeling. "Thank you"

All kira could do was roll her eyes as the two walked out of the room. "so how's the taking over the world thing going for you Volemort?"

"Don't get me started on that…"

Back to the two love birds, as soon as they got out of sight in the hallway started kissing passionately, but were soon interrupted by Wormtail going by.

"Um," meg started as she dislodged her self from Snape. "Thank you kindly sir for catching me there. I sure did trip….ow"

Snape moaned in disbelief. Meg might be great girlfriend, but she sure sucked at lying some times. He sometimes wondered how Dumbledore Haydn't caught them yet. Probably Kira taking over the school had helped to distract him at bit.

After it was safe, and Wormtail had lumbered off to the washroom, Meg whispered, "I missed you."

"Same here." Snape smiled kissing meg softly.

Putting her arms around His neck, Meg whispered softly, "So, what you been up to?"

"Same old same old. I would have seen you earlier but…things with Voldemort and Dumbledore kind of complicated things. I had no idea I'd be seeing you today.

"Good surprise?"

"Very." Again, another kiss. "How did you guys come by this house? It's amazing!"

Laughing, Meg said, "We have a very dedicated real-state agent."

"See why can't you lie like that when it's about us?" Snape said cupping Meg's chin with his hand.

"Well I-"

Just then, Wormail rushed by them muttering about finding the washroom, but a bit too late.

"Nice," Snape said as wormtail went back into the living room.

"Yah. Now where were we?" Meg said smiling.

But before they could go back to where they were a few moment before, a large boom and scream echoed throughout the house.

"What the hell?" Came Meg as they both started into the living room to investigate the noise.

What they had walked into was a battle field. Smoke every where, screaming, shouting, and swearing. Snape had to push the door open to the room, because of some mass blocking it. They later found out the thing blocking it was a very burnt Wormtail, that had at least lost the rest of the hair on this body, if not died.

After fully walking into the room they saw that in fact the battle was not between Kira and Voltemort, someone else had barged into their little party.

It was Harry Potter, the evil tea time ruiner and evil band of minions, excluding Neville who had only come because they was shocked that Harry, Hermione and Ron had asked him. Luna would have come, but there was no way she could miss her father's birthday, so she Haydn't.

Harry had shot down Wormtail first has he exploded from the door with the 3 others following in behind.

"Harry potter! My worst enemy!"

"Your worst enemy is a 17 year old boy?" Kira asked

"well-" Volemort started, but was rudely interrupted by Harry, who just seemed to love interrupting people that night.

"I have you now you two! Your terror will stop here." He said as he walked over, wand held high.

"We were just having tea…" Meg started, then seeing Neville she waved and said hi.

"Meg!" Severus, Kira and Voldemort all yelled at once.

Quickly getting out her wand, Meg said sorry.

"Now where was I," Harry started.

"About to leave," kira answered.

"Ha ha ha," Hermione said as she walked to stand by Harry's side. "Well aren't you so clever, you little bitch."

Ron and Neville looked over in surprise. They had never heard her speak to dirty in their lives. Harry however had to he kept a mean stance on Volemort and Kira. He knew for a fact knew that Hermione could have quite the dirty mouth when she was in the middle of having immense pleasure. That right I said it, Harry and Hermione have had sex! But only once during that night with the time turning and the werewolf, and because both had performed so poorly, they never went at it again!

Now where was I? Oh yes the amazing battle that the room was now to hold. Dropping their wands, Hermione and kira went at it like a-no, wait that's another story. That the tale of when Hermione caught Ron cheating on her with Kira and James.

The battle that happened here involved wands.

Kira not wanting to be insulted in her own house fired the first shoot, knocking Hermione to the floor. Next Ron shot at kira but luckily he had really bad aim and shot down one of the random Death eaters. What happened after was a world wind of wands firing at each other. Who shot at who isn't important right now, what is important is that the fight stopped with two of the random death eaters unconscious in the floor, Wormtail probably dead, and both Ron and Hermione on the floor. (Not having sex).

Kira and Volemort had corned Harry in a corner. Volemort and politely asked kira if she would like to finish off Harry, since it was her home he had invaded.

"No," kira said. "You're the one who has had the vendetta against him longer. Be my guest."

"Why thank you. Such a good hostess. Now Potter first things first." He said as moved forward to his prey. "Apologise to the lady here for interrupting her tea time party."

There was some look of surprise in Harry's face as he heard these words, but they soon pushed away with the pressure that Volemort was applying to Harry's neck.

"Fine," Harry said grumpily. "Sorry!" he yelled as he grabbed Volemorts wand knocking him out in one movement and then firing on Kira.

Kira who had been caught unaware, fell to the floor.

Before she or Snape could stop herself, Meg was running up to Harry banging in his chest and calling him a "bastard murder".

Meg had unfortunately dropped her wand in mid run, and when Harry raised it to her neck, she was defenceless.

"So what's a good girl like you doing in a place like this?" Harry sneered. Noticing Snape raise his wand, Harry shouted, "If you want her alive you'll drop the wand." Putting pressure on her neck for enthusiast. The jabbing caused Meg to flinch and caused Snape to reluctantly drop his wand. "Good." She said looking at meg from head to foot. " Now I have you all to-"

But potter could not finish what he was saying, for out from the corner of the room, came a jet of green light, rendering Harry unconscious. Meg and Snape looked over and saw Neville standing over the last random death eater with his wand raised at where Harry had stood.

Meg said a quick thanks as she rubbed her neck and ran over to the unconscious kira. All the other people, excluding Wormtail who was dead and Harry who was stupid, had started to wake up.

Voldemort had woken rubbing his head, asking what had happened and then started swearing and saying not again as he remembered that once again he had been beaten by a stupid boy.

"What's wrong?" he said as he walked over to where kira was lying.

Meg looked up with tears streaming down her face, "she's not waking up."

"Let me see." Voldemort said as he kneeled down. "Well she's not dead, that a good thing."

"But she's not waking up! What he hit her with?"

"I'm not sure," Snape said as he moved behind the emotional Meg. Squeezing her shoulders, he continued "But I'm sure will find out, and she'll wake up soon."

Looking over his shoulder, Volemort asked, "What are we going to do with them?"

Drying her eyes, Meg said very simply, "Neville saved my life so he's a welcomed guest." Then looking over at Ron and Hermione who where hugging each other as they became cornered by the vengeful random death eaters. "Ron and Hermione can be taken into the basement. Harry however, he can be placed in the back shed. Tie him to a chair, and when he wakes, we'll start asking him questions."