Yes, that's right; my friend came up with a rap about ramen. Lo and behold, I'm putting it in words for him. The Ramen Rap and Bart belongs to Bart, whilst Naruto belongs to his owner.

"YO! YO! YO! MY PEEPS OF KANOHA! LEND US AN EAAAAAR!" Bart yelled into his microphone as he ghetto walked down the street, waving his arm as if he were a rapper. He wore the same clothing as Naruto, but the color was black, rather than orange. His headband was on backwards (think Dr. Evil in Gold Member (which I don't own)) and he had cheap plastic rings on all his fingers.

Naruto who looked just like Bart, but had ghetto bling and a fake ear ring (because Hokage knows Iruka would lecture him to the Rain Village and back if he got a real one), followed up behind him and waved his arm as well. He hopped in front of Bart and grinned like an idiot. "WE BE THE TWO MEMBAS OF THIS 'HOOD, YO!"

"YO' FUTCHA' ANBU CAPTAIN, BAAAAART!"

"AND YO' FUTCHA' HOKAGE, NARUTOOOO!"

"WE BE RAPPIN'!" Bart screamed as he started to make some weird ghetto signs. Naruto laughed and formed the familiar seals for his signature move. A loud "poof!" followed by an immense white cloud followed suit and more than thirty clones raced out, some with their jackets hanging off one shoulder, some with their pants hanging off their waist, all ghetto looking and ready for action. Some clones started to make music with their mouths (yeah, yawl know what I mean) while others whooped and hollered as they lined up on the street, waiting for the rap.

Bart started walking forward with Naruto following. "Yo, yo, yo! What do you eat that's really great? And has over 20 flavors you just can't hate?"

"RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!" The clones cheered, grinning from ear to ear. The fellow villagers blinked and came out of the stores, wondering what the hell Naruto and that stupid friend of his were doing.

"Beef, pork, and chicken, all flavors of meat, can't have a bit! Gotta eat! Eat! Eat!" Naruto sang as he hopped in front of Bart. He dropped onto one knee and started to shake his hand.

"RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!" The clones whooped. The villagers shook their head and couldn't help but to watch on.

"Gotta love the chicken flavor, it tastes so fine! Whenever I see it, I just gotta make it mine!"

"RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!"

"R-R-R-REMIX!" Naruto cried as he jumped up like a spring, his grin even wider than before. The clones let out a loud

Bart ran forward and started to wave his arms wildly as he started to rap. "Let me spell it out for ya', R-A-M-E-N! I try to eat all that I can." Naruto started to do what the clones (and Bart) had been waiting for: he started to break dance. "Uh! Fork, chopsticks, and even a spoon, if I was an astronaut, I would eat it on the moon! Always remember it's polite to slurp, and you ain't had enough until you burp!"

"RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!" The clones howled. As Naruto started to do more and more complicated moves, Bart started up a chorus of 'Go Naru, go Naruto!' A few seconds later, Naruto did a last, fancy move and hopped on his feet. He panted before giving Bart a thumbs up and picking up his microphone.

"Ramen is some delicious stuff; ramen is what keeps me buff!" Naruto balled his right hand into a fist and thumped his chest two times before making the peace sign. Bart laughed and made the peace sign as well.

"RAMEEEEEEEEN!" They both cried victoriously. The clones let loose a wild cry as they went up in cheers and claps. Naruto and Bart grinned and Naruto undid the seal, causing all the clones to disappear in a brilliant puff of white smoke.

When the smoke cleared, the boys were gone.

Yeah, I'm done. S'amazing what Bart can do when he's bored. XD Review, please!